Abandoned Satellite

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Abandoned Satellite
Where there once orbited the station's telecommunications satellite, now orbits ruins. How many years ago did it fall into disuse? No one knows.
Purpose:	Scavenging.
Key items:	Tools, a telebeacon, air canisters
Workers:	None
Access:	Everyone
Exits:	Teleporter, north, south, east, west
Outside

The Abandoned Satellite was formerly used for long range communication between Nanotrasen stations. Its cause of destruction is currently unknown as no investigation was launched into discovering what went wrong. Space Station 13's network is now located on-station.

OH GOD I'M IN SPACE OH GOD HALP

The Abandoned Satellite is a target of the Teleporter and thus it is possible to find yourself stranded there by accident or after a traitorous plot. DO NOT PANIC! You can still make it out alive. Here is what you do:

• Put on your internals if you haven't already. This will buy you some time.
• Open the two air canisters on either side of the satellite. Now you can actually breathe without dying! This air will vent eventually, but you will have ample time to escape.
• Set up the teleporter on the northern end of the satellite. All the necessary components are scattered throughout the satellite in toolboxes, crates and on the floor. For glass, weld the glass shards conveniently left lying around into glass sheets. Don't forget to wirecut the machine in the middle, otherwise your teleporter will not work.
• Calibrate the teleporter and GTFO, taking any corpses that may have been stranded there as well.

Locations on Yogstation
General	Recreational	Medical	Supply	Science	Engineering	Security	Command	Upkeep	Outside
Arrivals Arrivals Shuttle Artist's Coven Auxiliary Tool Storage Escape Pods Escape Shuttle Escape Shuttle Hallway Garden Podbay Primary Tool Storage	Bar Chapel Dormitory Gift Shop Holodeck Hydroponics Kitchen and Freezer Library Locker Room Theatre	Chemistry Lab Chief Medical Officer's Office Genetics Medbay Medbay Storage Morgue Operating Theatre Patient Room Psychiatrist's Office Virology	Auxiliary Base Cargo Bay Cargo Office Delivery Office Mining Dock Quartermaster's Office Supplies	Experimental Lab Nanites Lab Research and Development Lab Research Director's Office Research Division Robotics Lab Server Room Toxins Lab Toxins Test Chamber Testing Lab Xenobiology Lab	Atmospherics Chief Engineer's Office Construction Area Electrical Maintenance Engineering Gravity Generator Room Solars Technical Storage Telecommunications Vacant Office	Armory Brig Courtroom Detective's Office Interrogation Head of Security's Office Labor Camp Law Office Prison Wing Security Office Security Posts Warden's Office	AI Core AI Satellite AI Upload Bridge Captain's Quarters Conference Room E.V.A. Head of Personnel's Office Teleporter Vault	Custodial Closet Incinerator Maintenance Waste Disposal	Abandoned Satellite Central Command Derelict Lavaland Jungleland Mining Station Mining Medic's Office Old Station Space White Ship