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| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | A piano, Booze-O-Mat, slot machines and arcades. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
Boxstation has a number of different bar layouts, each with an equal chance of appearing.
Boxstation Bar
The most well-known bar layout, common across similar space stations. It features a seating area, theater, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
Among the seating area you will find two gambling tables equipped with cards - just remember to bring your own money. The rest of the tables feature cutlery, condiments and a very special cake hat. Bring the cake hat to the kitchen and you might be rewarded with a special kind of cake! The rest of the seating area is filled with entertainment such as slot machines and an arcade machine. You will also find a cigarette vendor in the south-west of the seating area.
The theater is located in the north-west area of the bar and gives host to the famous Honk Bot. There is also a variety of instruments for all your performance needs, including a grand piano. You will find plenty of space to decorate the stage and you will be in full view of the bar visitors. This is your chance to make your face well-known across the station!
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to seven visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just north of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and a hot drinks vendor.
Casino Bar
This bar is one giant casino! It features a main area, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
Among the main area you will find a large gambling tables equipped with cards, which seats up to four players and a dealer. Once again, remember to bring your own money or you won't be allowed to take part! There are a few tables scattered around the edges of the casino, seated with comfy chairs. The rest of this area is filled with slot machines- twelve to be exact! There is a desk in the south-west part of the casino, home to the teller, speak to them if you have any concerns here.
The bar contains a public soft drinks vendor and a public booze vendor, stocked with personal drinks from the bartender themselves. The bartender has their own private stash of money behind the bar unless you get there first so they can take part in the casino fun too!
The private room is as secure as a vault with a fancy airlock and reinforced walls containing the safe inside the room. The back of the room is not nearly as secure, but that doesn't matter since no one will break in...right?
Citadel Bar
A beautiful bar ported across from Citadel Station. It features seating areas, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
The seating area is designed differently to the other standard bars. There are two tables on the west with comfy sofas to sit yourself on with some friends, a gambling area just inside the bar from the hallway, and fancier tables to the north of the bar. You will find plenty of condiments - ketchup, hotsauce, salt and pepper - laid out on the fancy tables. The rest of the seating area is filled with entertainment such as slot machines and arcade machines.
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to seven visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just north of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and a hot drinks vendor.
Clock Bar
The most well-known bar layout, now in clock theme! It features a seating area, theater, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
Among the seating area you will find two gambling tables equipped with cards - just remember to bring your own money. The rest of the tables feature cutlery, condiments and a very special cake hat. Bring the cake hat to the kitchen and you might be rewarded with a special kind of cake! The rest of the seating area is filled with entertainment such as slot machines and an arcade machine. You will also find a cigarette vendor in the south-west of the seating area.
The theater is located in the north-west area of the bar. Here there are a variety of instruments for all your performance needs. You will find plenty of space to decorate the stage and you will be in full view of the bar visitors. This is your chance to make your face well-known across the station!
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to seven visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just north of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and a hot drinks vendor.
Conveyor Bar
This bar is all about food and getting the right aesthetic. It features a main area, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
The main area has a huge conveyor circle some decorative sand in the center of the room. Along with the sand are some friendly lizards, a beautifully made statue and a puddle of water for the lizards to drink from. The conveyor is linked all the way from the kitchen, so expect a variety of food and drinks to appear on it. Help yourself and enjoy!
This bar is decorated well, with a fancy pink and black checkered floor, purple windows and a number of statues. You're sure to feel like you belong here.
Diner
This bar is just what the name suggests: A diner, and all about food! You will find a main seating area, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
The seating area contains a mixture of table sizes, there is a table for three in the south-west section, a table for two in the north-east section, and tables for larger parties elsewhere. Entertainment can be found in the south-west corner, with an arcade machine, slot machine and a piano.
The bar hosts a number of burgers for anyone to help themselves to. Inside the bar area is a soft drinks vendor, as well as the standard ones that you know of by now. The flooring here is different to the rest of the bar, it is a more toned-down version.
The bartender's private room is mostly standard, except for the addition of a bed. Just in case he needs to take a short nap after eating so much food!
Disco
Get ready to dance! This bar features a disco area, a seating area, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
The disco area has a light-up floor with changes colors occasionally. Pair this with the music box in the middle of the room and you are in for a treat. By the main entrance there is a bouncer, speak to him if anything goes wrong. He's sure to not listen. There are some small tables in the southern section of the room for you to rest your dancing feet. It can be tiring work being such a star.
A seating area is located in the northern section of the room. Each table is big enough to host four people, and one even comes with that very special cake hat. Slot machines are located just east of these tables, and entertainment monitors to the west - but why would you use them when there is a dance floor of that size just calling out for you?
This bar is another with a public soft drinks vendor. So help yourself to a drink if the dancing wears you out.
In the private backroom there are glitter bombs! Ask the bartender to bring them out as they can make any party even better.
Purple Bar
Purple, purple, purple! Let's hope you like the color as that's the only thing you'll see here. This bar features a main area, bar and private backroom.
The main area has a collection of purple comfy chairs and purple glass tables. You'll notice on them some purple clothing items so that you can really look the part.
The bar is stocked with purple burgers, a purple stool, and an extra gun beer keg! The backroom is standard, except for the purple flooring.
Spacious Bar
Did we say spacious? We meant the bar was spacious. Good luck finding any walking room in here unless you're the bartender. This has a seating area, a theater area, a bar and a private backroom.
The seating area surrounds the bar with a total of eighteen stools so be sure to bring some friends if you visit this one. There is an arcade machine and a cigarette vendor located south-west of the bar if you find the space to walk down there.
The theater is located in the north-west area of the bar and gives host to the famous Honk Bot. There is also a variety of instruments for all your performance needs, including a grand piano. You will find plenty of space to decorate the stage and you will be in full view of the bar visitors. This is your chance to make your face well-known across the station!
The bar? Did you mean the entire room? This bar is massive! You'll find plenty of space to walk around, decorate, serve food or do whatever you want to here. You even get your own shutters to lock out the kitchen staff. After all, you don't need them now. You've got the space you always wanted. The backroom is standard.
Bar Trek
Buckle yourself to your seats and hold on tight before the bar takes off! This one is ship themed. It features a main area, a bar and a private backroom.
The main area has so much to do and admire. To the west along the wall you'll find some space-themed flooring, coupled with ship parts to make this ship look real. Just to the east of that is some seating areas of three different sizes. To the north you'll find some arcade machines and to the east of that you'll see some consoles. Use these to control the ship!
The bar also has two of these consoles. There are also two windows to the kitchen so you'll never be short on food during your travels. The backroom is standard.
Bar Irish
A green variation of the normal box bar, only available on St. Patrick's Day.
Bar Cheese
Sophisticated? Fancy something new? Or do you simply just love cheese? If the answer is "yes" to any of these, then this bar is for you! It features a main area, a bar and a private backroom.
The main area has so much to do and admire. To the west there are tables filled with cheese, space for both buyers and sellers, and pre-built paystands to help you run your own cheese stand.
| Bar | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Musical instruments, Booze-O-Mat, tables, a wide assortment of alcoholic drinks |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | East to Fore Primary Hallway, south to the kitchen, west to the Service Hallway |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located to the north of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The Bar
The bar contains a seating area, a theater, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area hosts two large wooden tables in the center of the room, each surrounded by stools. Each table has a number of entertainment items on it - a pAI, drinks, cards, etc.
The theater is to the west of the seating area and is where the mime and clown perform. It contains a few different instruments, some soap and clothing items. Just perfect for a performer!
The bar itself (located to the north) is simplistic, having the usual items (Booze-O-Mat, drinks vendor, shaker).
The backroom is located to the west of the bar or north of the theater.
| Bar | |
| |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | A piano, Booze-O-Mat, slot machines and arcades. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North-west to the Theatre, north to Bar Maintenance, east to Kitchen, south to Port Primary Hallway, west to the Dormitory |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located in the north-east corner of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
Eclipsestation has a number of different bar layouts, each with an equal chance of appearing.
Beach Bar
A peaceful bar featuring a sandy beach.
There are three tables along the western wall. Each table comes with enough seats for two people, making this a perfect place for a date with beach nearby. Scattered around the beach are coconuts, palm trees, tanning lotion and a beach ball - you may even find a crab or two! To the north are weight machines and instruments for those not interested in the beautiful water view.
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to seven visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just east of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and some spare space cash.
Casino Bar
Plenty of space for uno and gambling.
This bar features slot machines and gambling tables. The tables come pre-equipped with cards and a turn tracker - just remember to bring your own money and you're all set! To the south of the tables are a speedbike display and two tables.
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to six visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just east of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and a vault.
Casino Bar
Plenty of space for uno and gambling.
This bar features slot machines and gambling tables. The tables come pre-equipped with cards and a turn tracker - just remember to bring your own money and you're all set! To the south of the tables are a speedbike display and two tables.
The bar, located to the east, contains seating for up to six visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze in his personal beer keg. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just east of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers, a clothing vendor and a vault.
| Bar | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Jukebox, Booze-O-Mat, tables, a wide assortment of alcoholic drinks |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North to Fore Primary Hallway, east to Central Maintenance, south to the Library, west to Port Primary Hallway |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located in the centre of the station, near the Library. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Bartender. The back room requires Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The Bar
The bar contains a seating area, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area hosts a large wooden table in the center of the room, surrounded by chairs. The table has a pAI on it, and bookcases to the left.
The bar itself (located to the east) is simplistic, having the usual items (Booze-O-Mat, drinks vendor, shaker).
The backroom is located to the south of the bar.
| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Booze-O-Mat, seatings at kitchen and bar counter. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | West to Central Primary Hallway, east to the Theatre, south to Kitchen |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The Bar
This bar contains a seating area, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area is shared by people waiting on drinks, food and walking to the theater so expect a variety of characters to be in here. The bar side has six seats and more space to stand if that's not enough for you.
The bar contains some condiments, cigars, a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The backroom is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. There is also a condimaster, a booze storage closet and a clothing vendor.
| Bar | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Booze-O-Mat, seatings at kitchen and bar counter. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North to Atrium, east to Central Starboard Maintenance |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located in the center of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The Bar
The bar contains a seating area, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area is shared by both the bar and kitchen, as well as people using it as a shortcut through the station. It has a long table, with a few food items on it.
The bar is rather small, but has enough seating for six people. It has some drink machines, a mixer and some cigars. The bar is located to the south-east of the Atrium.
The backroom is located east of the bar and has a condimaster and a booze storage.
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