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| Bar | |
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| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | A piano, Booze-O-Mat. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north to the Dormitory, north-east to maintenance, east to Kitchen |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Little Treats Tea Room
Le Café Silencieux
Maltroach
Rock Bottom
The Assembly Line
Bargonia
Cult Cove
Neon Flamingo
Slowdive
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The bar features seating areas, a theatre, a bar and a private room for the bartender.
The theatre is located in the south-east area of the bar and gives host to the famous Honk Bot. There is also a variety of instruments for all your performance needs, including a piano. You will find plenty of space to decorate the stage. This is your chance to make your face well-known across the station!
The bar, located to the west, contains enough seating for plenty of visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The private room is located just north of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where suspicious activities take place. As well as that there are two lockers and a clothing vendor.
| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Pun Pun, Booze-O-Mat. |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | East to Kitchen, west to Port Quarter (SW) Maintenance |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the southern side of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey and the Bartender. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Little Treats Tea Room
Le Café Silencieux
Maltroach
Rock Bottom
The Assembly Line
Bargonia
Cult Cove
Neon Flamingo
Slowdive
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The bar contains enough seating for plenty of visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
A private room is located just west of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where suspicious activities take place.
| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Booze-O-Mat, seating, jukebox, Russian revolver |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North to Starboard (E) Primary Hallway, east to the Theatre, south-east to Kitchen, south-west to Service Hallway, west to Central Primary Hallway |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey and the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Little Treats Tea Room
Le Café Silencieux
Maltroach
Rock Bottom
The Assembly Line
Bargonia
Cult Cove
Neon Flamingo
Slowdive
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
This bar contains a seating area, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area is shared by people waiting on drinks, food and walking to the theatre so expect a variety of characters to be in here. The bar side has six seats and more space to stand if that's not enough for you. There are also tables around the shared area to sit at.
The bar contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks.
The backroom is where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place. There is also a HoochMaster 2000, a booze storage closet and a clothing vendor.
| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Spray tan, Booze-O-Mat, fishing gear, piano |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North to Port Bow Maintenance, north-west to Theatre, east to Kitchen, south to Central Primary Hallway |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located on the western side of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey and the Bartender. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one they want to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Little Treats Tea Room
Le Café Silencieux
Maltroach
Rock Bottom
The Assembly Line
Bargonia
Cult Cove
Neon Flamingo
Slowdive
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The bar features seating areas, a theatre, a beach and water, a bar and a private room for the bartender. It has a beach theme; featuring water, sand, palm trees, spray tan and fishing gear.
The theatre is located in the north-west area of the bar and gives host to a Bananium Kreb. There is also a variety of instruments for all your performance needs, including a piano. You will find plenty of space to decorate the stage. This is your chance to make your face well-known across the station!
The bar, located to the east, contains enough seating for plenty of visitors. You will be greeted by Pun Pun on your arrival, and the bartender if he's not already drunk off the booze. You will need Bar access or just climb over the tables to enter into the main section of the bar. This contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. A private room is located just north of the bar, and requires Bar access to enter. This is where suspicious activities take place.
| Bar | |
 | |
| Relax and have a drink or two. | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights and get drunk. |
| Key items: | Slot machine, a wide assortment of alcoholic drinks |
| Workers: | Bartender |
| Access: | Bartender for the bar |
| Exits: | North-east to Starboard Bow (NE) Maintenance, South to Starboard (E) Primary Hallway, north to the Kitchen and Hydroponics |
| Recreational | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
The bar is located to the east of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Be careful, as Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will be chosen randomly, but the bartender can choose whichever one he wants to be displayed by interacting with the sign.
Bar Signs
Aloha Snackbar!
Combo Cafe
Emergency Rum Party!
Honked 'n Loaded
Maid Cafe
Maltese Falcon
Officer Beersky
Old Cock Inn
Robusta Cafe
Scotch Servin' Willys
Slippery Shots
The Adminbus
The Ale Nath
The Bark
The Cavern
The Coderbus
The Drunk Carp
The Goose
The Greytide
The Harmbaton
The Lightbulb
The Nest
The Net
The Outer Spess
The Shaken
The Singulo
The SyndiCat
The Wretched Hive
Vlad's Salad Bar
Little Treats Tea Room
Le Café Silencieux
Maltroach
Rock Bottom
The Assembly Line
Bargonia
Cult Cove
Neon Flamingo
Slowdive
Special circumstances will result in one of the following bar signs:
The bar contains a seating area, a bar and a private backroom for the bartender.
The seating area is shared by both the bar and kitchen; containing two tables and chairs to sit at, as well as a slot machine.
The bar is located to the north of the Research Division.
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