Bar
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| Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, freezer room, and a theatre for performances! | |
| Purpose: | Host barfights |
| Key items: | None |
| Workers: | None |
| Access: | Everyone |
| Exits: | Starboard Primary Hallway South, Theatre, Maintenance North |
| General | |
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
Bar
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. The bar door and back room all require Bar access.
Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activites take place.
Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
Kitchen
The kitchen is the highly visible and usually bloody spawn location and workplace of the Chef. It is located across the hall from Medbay, adjacent to the Bar. It requires Kitchen access to enter.
It includes everything a chef needs to cook nothing but burgers for the hundredth time, including a food processor, a blender, two microwaves, and plenty of table space. There is even a window that looks into Hydroponics, so the Botanists can supply you with ingredients directly.
Then we have the freezer, which on the other hand, is a dark and secluded area that houses the Gibber, a device the chef (and devious co-workers) uses to gib people. There is also a chem-master.
Theatre
This is the starting location for the trust-worthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).
The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. Piano's companion, the violin, can be found in dorms.
Contains many randomly spawned costumes, for example, there can spawn a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1!). The theatre is a facade, nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage, they will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible alongside any remaining costumes.
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