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In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and [[Space Law|Space Law]].
On Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your [[Identification card|station access]], what you are expected to know or not know, and what you're expected to be doing with your time. Several jobs have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available such as account age or time spent playing jobs in a specific department.
 
==Command==
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== Useful Links ==
 
 
* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]
 
 
== Law and order ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|50px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]][[File:Captain_action.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]].
|Be responsible for the well-being of the entire station. Manage your [[Heads of Staff]], and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from [[Centcom#Central%20Command|Central Command]], and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round...
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Manage internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
|Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your [[Ian|corgi, Ian]], as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]][[File:Hos.PNG|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your [[Security Officer|Officers]] and turn them into a [[robust]] crime-stopping force. Have your [[Detective]] solve crimes. Be sure that your [[Warden]] is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|50px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]][[File:ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest".
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and [[Telecommunications|communications networks]]. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]][[File:ResearchDirector.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their [[Jumpsuits|jumpsuit sensors]] to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely [[Chemistry]] and [[Virology]]. Combat [[Sentient Disease|sentient diseases]] as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct [[surgery]] properly and without error.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard to Very Hard
|}
==Security==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" | Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the [[Head of Security]] where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|50px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]][[File:SecurityOfficer.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
|Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. [[Antag|Subdue hostile threats to the station]]. To the best of your ability, follow and apply [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|50px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]][[File:Detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Blood Cult|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]] through observation and deductive reasoning.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
 
==Engineering==
== Maintenance and supply ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
 
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|50px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|Subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|50px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]][[File:Engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|50px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]][[File:AtomsTech.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe.
|Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|50px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Network Admin]][[File:SignalTech.png|64px|link=Network Admin]]<br>[[Network Admin]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly.
|Write [[Telecommunications|Telecomms]] scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed. Forcefully censor all racial slurs.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|}
==Science==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|50px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]][[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
|Work on projects from [[Toxins Lab|bomb-making]] to [[Guide to xenobiology|breeding slimes]] and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|50px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
|Build some nifty [[Robotics|robots]] and [[Robotics|BIG STOMPY MECHS]]! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the [[AI]] lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
==Medical==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases. Conduct [[Surgery]] as needed, and remove inflamed appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|50px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Get 100 diamonds for robotics so they can build their big stompy mechs (and never let you use them). Go on a quest for the clown planet. Hit people with the pickaxe as if they were rocks. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early.
|Work alongside the [[Medical Doctor|Doctors]] to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create [[Guide to Chemistry|potent]] and [[Guide to Chemistry|questionable]] chemicals. Work with the [[Virologist]] to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|50px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]][[File:Geneticist_action.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
| Sit in your [[Genetics Lab|lab]] for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
 
== Medical and Science ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|50px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]][[File:Virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
| Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current [[Sentient Disease|plague]] ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a [[Guide to virology|cure and vaccines]].
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|50px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
|Monitor the [[Suit sensors|crew's vital status]] via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their [[Suit sensors|jumpsuit sensors]] to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|50px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]][[File:PsychGeared.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]]<br>[[Psychiatrist]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals without a prostisis.
| Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, <s>[[Nightmare|nightmares]]</s>. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler. Tell CMO when someone is [[Obsessed]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|50px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]][[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
|Make Chloral Hydrate and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Make "candy pills" and refuse to shut up about them. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Tricordrazine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow.
|Be a [[Paramedic]] on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|50px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Generic BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]][[File:BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]]<br>[[Brig Physician]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the chef. Get bombed every round.
|Provide medical care to those inside the Brig. Monitor the health status of security officers that forgot to turn on their suit sensors. Try to evacuate their bodies when they get themselves killed. Lament over the fact that every perma prisoner committed suicide.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!Very Hard
|}
==Civilian==
===Supply===
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" | Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|50px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]][[File:Quartermaster.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].
| Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|workers]] do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|50px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]][[File:Cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to preform surgery.  
|Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|50px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]][[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit [[Lavaland]]. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|}
|}


== Civil duty jobs ==
===Service===
 
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Good for Beginners
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|50px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]][[File:Barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
|Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|50px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious [[Guide to food|meals]] from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|50px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]][[File:Botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the [[Chef]] to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
===Miscellaneous===
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]][[File:Assistant_geared.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
| Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|50px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]][[File:Mime.png|64px|link=mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]''
| Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|50px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic artist.png|64px|link=Artist]][[File:Artist.png|64px|link=Artist]]<br>[[Artist]]
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water.
|Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the [https://yogstation13.github.io/paintinglibrary/#/ Gallery].
!Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]][[File:Chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
| Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes. Shoot yourself out of the [[Chapel]] Mass Driver and bring back exotic artifacts for your display.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|50px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
![[File:Generic_Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]][[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
|Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell [[Warden|Security]] to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save [[Devil|souls from damnation]]. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}
 
==Non-human==
== Nonhuman jobs ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;"
 
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="200" |Job
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" | Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:AI.gif|50px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]].
| Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|50px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
|Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. '''Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.'''
|Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Shade.png|50px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Obey your master, who is either worshiping [[Narsie]] or [[Wizard|something worse]].
|Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|50px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. Omnighost. Watch ERP. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja.
| Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an [[Antagonist]] with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
|}
 
== Antagonists==
== Enemy jobs ==
===Main Antagonists===
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
| Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the [[Captain|Captain's]] nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]]
![[File:Heretic1.png|alt=|64px]]<br>[[Heretic]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.  
|Pledge your loyalty to your heretical god. Devote yourself to one of the Paths of Decay. Transmute corpses to Ascend and unleash your fury.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:vampire.png|64px|link=Vampire]]<br>[[Vampire]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part- Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
|Hide in maintenance and bite [[Assistant|assistants]]. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Traitor#Blood_Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Traitor#Blood_Brothers]]<br>[[Traitor#Blood_Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
|Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Bloodsucker.png|64x64px]]<br>[[Bloodsuckers|Bloodsucker]]
|'''FORTI GY AMA!!''' then '''EI NATH!!'''
|Pledge loyalty to your clan. Feast on the blood of mortals. Order your vassals to serve your interests. Avoid monster hunters. Uphold The Masquerade.
!<span style="display: none;">0</span>Glorious Failure
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
|}
|}


==Special Jobs==
=== Side Antagonists===
 
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="200" | Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DAA520" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DAA520;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Guardian Spirit]]<br>[[Guardian Spirit]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
| Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
| Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
| Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Medium
|-
![[File:EldritchHorrorMoving.gif|64px|link=Eldritch Horror]]<br>[[Eldritch Horror]]
|Find souls. Consume Souls. Scare off the crew with your horrifying appearance. Assist the Traitor [[Curator]] if you were summoned by them. Punish those who let you consume them without a fight.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|}
==Special==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|50px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland#Sentient Life|Lavaland Role]]
|'''USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN ON EVERYTHING'''!
| Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Suck on power like a Comdom's willy.
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
| Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Clownsquad.png|64px|link=HONK Squad]]<br>[[HONK Squad|HONK Squad Officer]]
|You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>HONK!
|}
==Out of Rotation==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Cortical.png|64px]]<br>Cortical Borer
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be underestimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
| Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs. Be bested by Inquisition Emergency Response Team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
| Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
|}
|}
[[Category:Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 08:27, 9 February 2024

On Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your station access, what you are expected to know or not know, and what you're expected to be doing with your time. Several jobs have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available such as account age or time spent playing jobs in a specific department.

Command

Job Role Difficulty
Generic captain.pngCaptain action.png
Captain
Be responsible for the well-being of the entire station. Manage your Heads of Staff, and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from Central Command, and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round... aVery Hard
Generic hop.pngHoP Action.png
Head of Personnel
Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them. cMedium
Generic hos.pngHos.PNG
Head of Security
Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective solve crimes. Be sure that your Warden is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round. aVery Hard
Generic ce.pngCe.png
Chief Engineer
Manage the station's Engineering department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. bHard
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Research Director
Oversee the Science department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's AI for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason. bMedium
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Chief Medical Officer
Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely Chemistry and Virology. Combat sentient diseases as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct surgery properly and without error. cHard to Very Hard

Security

Job Role Difficulty
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Warden
Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible. bMedium
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Security Officer
Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. Subdue hostile threats to the station. To the best of your ability, follow and apply Space Law. aHard
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Detective
Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of dangerous criminals through observation and deductive reasoning. cMedium

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. cMedium
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Atmospheric Technician
Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade. Hard
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Network Admin
Write Telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed. Forcefully censor all racial slurs. cEasy

Science

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director. cMedium
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Roboticist
Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the AI lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the Chemist to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases. Conduct Surgery as needed, and remove inflamed appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer. dMedium
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Chemist
Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create potent and questionable chemicals. Work with the Virologist to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace. dEasy
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Geneticist
Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them. cMedium
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Virologist
Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current plague ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines. cMedium
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Paramedic
Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their jumpsuit sensors to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them. cEasy
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Psychiatrist
Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, nightmares. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler. Tell CMO when someone is Obsessed. cVery Easy
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Mining Medic
Be a Paramedic on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection. bMedium
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Brig Physician
Provide medical care to those inside the Brig. Monitor the health status of security officers that forgot to turn on their suit sensors. Try to evacuate their bodies when they get themselves killed. Lament over the fact that every perma prisoner committed suicide. Very Hard

Civilian

Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Order crates and make sure your workers do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash. cMedium
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Cargo Technician
Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments. dEasy
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Shaft Miner
Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit Lavaland. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods. bMedium

Service

Job Role Difficulty
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Janitor
Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work. dEasy
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Bartender
Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice. dEasy
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Cook
Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures. dEasy
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Botanist
Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the Chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit. cMedium

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant
Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work. fNone
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Clown
Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands. eHONK!
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Mime
Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement. e...
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Artist
Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the Gallery. Easy
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Chaplain
Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards. dEasy
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Curator
Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes. Shoot yourself out of the Chapel Mass Driver and bring back exotic artifacts for your display. dEasy
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Clerk
Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals. cEasy
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Lawyer
Tell Security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by Space Law. dEasy

Non-human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. aVery Hard
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Cyborg
Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from certain individuals. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked. bHard
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Drone
Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives. bEasy
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Personal AI
Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master. dEasy
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Construct
Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in. cEasy to Medium
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Ghost
Talk to the other dead people. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile. fGhastly!

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor
Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you. cMedium
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Changeling
Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety. bHard
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Nuclear Operative
Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win. aVery Hard
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Blood Cultist
Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win. cMedium
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Clockwork Cultist
Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens. bMedium to Hard
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Revolutionary
Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win. aEasy to Hard
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Wizard
Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball. aVery Hard

Heretic
Pledge your loyalty to your heretical god. Devote yourself to one of the Paths of Decay. Transmute corpses to Ascend and unleash your fury. aVery Hard
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Vampire
Hide in maintenance and bite assistants. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood. aMedium
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Blood Brothers
Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok. a Hard
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Bloodsucker
Pledge loyalty to your clan. Feast on the blood of mortals. Order your vassals to serve your interests. Avoid monster hunters. Uphold The Masquerade. a Hard

Side Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Guardian Spirit
Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying. cHard
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Xenomorph
Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station. cHard
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Swarmers
Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal. bMedium
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Revenant
Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. aEasy
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Morph
Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem. cHard
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Space Ninja
Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably. cHard
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Blob
Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours. cHard
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Sentient Disease
Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew. cHard
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Pirate
Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate. cHard
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Abductor
Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult. cHard
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Obsessed
Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well. aEasy to Medium
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Eldritch Horror
Find souls. Consume Souls. Scare off the crew with your horrifying appearance. Assist the Traitor Curator if you were summoned by them. Punish those who let you consume them without a fight. cHard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Lavaland Role
Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world. bHard
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Centcom Official
Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. bMedium
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Ian
Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew. aImpossible
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Emergency Response Officer
Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer
Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist. bHard
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HONK Squad Officer
You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs. bHONK!

Out of Rotation

Job Role Difficulty
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Cortical Borer
Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be underestimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. aRemoved
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Devil
Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode. bRemoved
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Ragin Mages
Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs. Be bested by Inquisition Emergency Response Team. aRemoved
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Monkey
Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. bRemoved
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Chrono Legionnaire
Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies. bRemoved
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Hivemind Host
Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. aRemoved
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Gangster
Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses. aRemoved
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Shadowling
Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night. bRemoved
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Syndicate Mutineer
Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team. aRemoved