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In Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please obey common sense and
On Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your [[Identification card|station access]], what you are expected to know or not know, and what you're expected to be doing with your time. Several jobs have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available such as account age or time spent playing jobs in a specific department.
 
==Command==
== Species ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
Read More: [[Guide to races]]
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=200|Species
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:darkgreen;" |Description
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
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![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]][[File:Captain_action.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Get leg-dropped by a wrestler and watch as your leg actually falls off. Pray to be changed into a catgirl/boy, get changed into an actual cat instead.
|Be responsible for the well-being of the entire station. Manage your [[Heads of Staff]], and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from [[Centcom#Central%20Command|Central Command]], and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round...
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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|-
![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]][[File:HoP_Action.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Name yourself Does-The-Gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognisable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
|Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your [[Ian|corgi, Ian]], as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|-
![[File:Android.png|64px|link=Preternis]]<br>[[Preternis]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]][[File:Hos.PNG|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Behave like a human. Get called out for being nonhuman. Attempt to become genuine companions with the AI and the borg considering you're a smashed together sack of flesh on top of a toaster. Get bashed to death when you lay a hand on a human. Eat all of the batteries in the robotics lab.
|Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your [[Security Officer|Officers]] and turn them into a [[robust]] crime-stopping force. Have your [[Detective]] solve crimes. Be sure that your [[Warden]] is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Phytosian.png|64px|link=Phytosian]]<br>[[Phytosian]]
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]][[File:ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Hang out in the open whenever there's a light nearby. Laugh at the humans because they need medicine and food to survive. Get laughed at because you can never fill in a command position. Dread maintenance for your entire shift.
|Manage the station's [[Engineering]] department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and [[Telecommunications|communications networks]]. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|-
![[File:Gasbag.png|50px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]][[File:ResearchDirector.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
|Oversee the [[Science]] department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's [[AI]] for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
[[Category:Jobs]]
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== Command ==
 
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]][[File:Cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whet stones
|Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their [[Jumpsuits|jumpsuit sensors]] to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely [[Chemistry]] and [[Virology]]. Combat [[Sentient Disease|sentient diseases]] as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct [[surgery]] properly and without error.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard to Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
 
==Security==
== Security ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" | Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]][[File:Warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. '''Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum'''. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the [[Head of Security]] where possible.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]][[File:SecurityOfficer.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
|Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. [[Antag|Subdue hostile threats to the station]]. To the best of your ability, follow and apply [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]][[File:Detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion.  
|Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of [[Blood Cult|dangerous]] [[Revolution|criminals]] through observation and deductive reasoning.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
 
==Engineering==
== Engineering ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]][[File:Engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Fight trespassers and teleport the particle accelerator to cargo so you can get more cutting-edge engineering equipment. 
|Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|<s>Set up the singularity</s> Get shot by the emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Make telecoms unusable with scripts. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]][[File:AtomsTech.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerances. Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Make some bombs using the empty tanks and accidentally activate them in the hallway. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Release Freon into the halls.
|Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Signal Technician]]<br>[[Signal Technician]]
![[File:Generic_signal.png|64px|link=Network Admin]][[File:SignalTech.png|64px|link=Network Admin]]<br>[[Network Admin]]
|Be the IT guy the station needs, but never wanted. Write telecomms scripts that crash and make all radio messages into ...s. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something rude. Be told to make a wiki page and just copy-paste from a different one.
|Write [[Telecommunications|Telecomms]] scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed. Forcefully censor all racial slurs.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|}
|}
 
==Science==
== Science ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]][[File:Generic_scientist.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station.
|Work on projects from [[Toxins Lab|bomb-making]] to [[Guide to xenobiology|breeding slimes]] and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], nag chemistry, "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes loose. Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a mini Singularity. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]][[File:Roboticist_action.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm, Just like Skywalker!
|Build some nifty [[Robotics|robots]] and [[Robotics|BIG STOMPY MECHS]]! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the [[AI]] lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}
 
==Medical==
== Medical ==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Do everything (Everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]][[File:Doctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery and give them a <s>sex change</s> appendix removal. Replace all the chems in Cryo with polytrinic acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals.
|Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the [[Chemist]] to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the [[Virologist]] research cures to diseases. Conduct [[Surgery]] as needed, and remove inflamed appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]][[File:Chemist_action.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the Chief Medical Officer after they examine your bottle of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.
|Work alongside the [[Medical Doctor|Doctors]] to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create [[Guide to Chemistry|potent]] and [[Guide to Chemistry|questionable]] chemicals. Work with the [[Virologist]] to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]][[File:Geneticist_action.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Lose your hair. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round.
| Sit in your [[Genetics Lab|lab]] for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]][[File:Virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]].Test diseases on people.Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s>Mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area.
| Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current [[Sentient Disease|plague]] ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a [[Guide to virology|cure and vaccines]].
Infect yourself with every last virus from the disease crate because everyone's already up in arms chanting "LYNCH VIRO" anyways.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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|-
![[Paramedic]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]][[File:Gearedparamedic.png|64px|link=Paramedic]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Sit in your office all shift. Get off your ass every time someone calls for help. Check the crew computer, and smash your head into your desk when they haven't toggled their suit sensors on. Reach someone dying, and find their body. Get stunned, cuffed, and brought to the brig for 20 minutes because you were at the 'wrong place at the wrong time and deserved to be randomly searched'. Indirectly powergame by dragging away a traitors target, and healing them back to health.
|Monitor the [[Suit sensors|crew's vital status]] via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their [[Suit sensors|jumpsuit sensors]] to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Psychiatrist.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]][[File:PsychGeared.png|64px|link=Psychiatrist]]<br>[[Psychiatrist]]
| Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, <s>[[Nightmare|nightmares]]</s>. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler. Tell CMO when someone is [[Obsessed]].
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Easy
|-
![[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]][[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
|Be a [[Paramedic]] on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]][[File:BrigPhysician.png|link=Brig Physician]]<br>[[Brig Physician]]
|Provide medical care to those inside the Brig. Monitor the health status of security officers that forgot to turn on their suit sensors. Try to evacuate their bodies when they get themselves killed. Lament over the fact that every perma prisoner committed suicide.
!Very Hard
|}
|}
 
==Civilian==
== Civilian ==
===Supply===
=== Supply ===
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" | Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]][[File:Quartermaster.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime.
| Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|workers]] do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]][[File:Cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
|Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]][[File:Lava_miner.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Shoot people with your kinetic accelerator as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit [[Lavaland]]. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|}
|}


=== Service ===
===Service===
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{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]][[File:Janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Clean up gang tags, then get harmbatoned by Security because you were spotted near them.
|Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]][[File:Barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
|Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious [[Guide to food|meals]] from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]][[File:Botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security gives fuckall about. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse.
|Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the [[Chef]] to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}
|}
 
===Miscellaneous===
=== Miscellaneous ===
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]][[File:Assistant_geared.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
| Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]][[File:Mime.png|64px|link=mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|''*wave''
| Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement.
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Generic artist.png|64px|link=Artist]][[File:Artist.png|64px|link=Artist]]<br>[[Artist]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies.
|Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the [https://yogstation13.github.io/paintinglibrary/#/ Gallery].
!Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]][[File:Chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
| Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]][[File:Librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study.
|Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes. Shoot yourself out of the [[Chapel]] Mass Driver and bring back exotic artifacts for your display.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]][[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
|Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell [[Warden|Security]] to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save [[Devil|souls from damnation]]. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}
|}
 
==Non-human==
== Non-human ==
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! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="200" |Job
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" | Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at.
| Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.
|Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
|Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
|Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> wraith.
|Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile.
| Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an [[Antagonist]] with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}
|}
 
== Antagonists==
== Antagonists ==
===Main Antagonists===
=== Main Antagonists ===
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{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
|Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
|Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
| Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the [[Captain|Captain's]] nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested.
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make everyone at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
|Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
|Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
![[File:Heretic1.png|alt=|64px]]<br>[[Heretic]]
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
|Pledge your loyalty to your heretical god. Devote yourself to one of the Paths of Decay. Transmute corpses to Ascend and unleash your fury.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
![[File:vampire.png|64px|link=Vampire]]<br>[[Vampire]]
|Forget you're infected with the blob, burst in the HoP line while begging for all access. Somehow manage to not die within five minutes of bursting. Get killed by the augmented, riot suit wielding Head of Security.  
|Hide in maintenance and bite [[Assistant|assistants]]. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Traitor#Blood_Brothers]][[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Traitor#Blood_Brothers]]<br>[[Traitor#Blood_Brothers|Blood Brothers]]
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round. Get removed.
|Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Bloodsucker.png|64x64px]]<br>[[Bloodsuckers|Bloodsucker]]
|Pledge loyalty to your clan. Feast on the blood of mortals. Order your vassals to serve your interests. Avoid monster hunters. Uphold The Masquerade.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span> Hard
|}
|}


=== Side Antagonists ===
=== Side Antagonists===
 
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;"
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="200" | Job
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width="100" |Difficulty
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Guardian Spirit]]<br>[[Guardian Spirit]]
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Guardian Spirit]]<br>[[Guardian Spirit]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Be a punchghost.
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
|Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal.  
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the librarian until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
| Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy
|-
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
| Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably.  
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
| Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:Cortical.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Fa la la la la - la la la la. Spam *collapse and *surrender, and cry because the coders found out about your exploit. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. Cry when your host eats sugar.
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Medium
|-
|-
![[File:EldritchHorrorMoving.gif|64px|link=Eldritch Horror]]<br>[[Eldritch Horror]]
|Find souls. Consume Souls. Scare off the crew with your horrifying appearance. Assist the Traitor [[Curator]] if you were summoned by them. Punish those who let you consume them without a fight.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Hard
|}
|}
 
==Special==
== Special ==
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="200" |Job
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
|-
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland#Sentient Life|Lavaland Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to a legion. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
| Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot.
|Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|-
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>Chrono Legionnaire
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Never be spawned by a admin for being too powerful. Without a trace!
| Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death squad]]<br>[[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at centcom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mataba Revolver.
|Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Clownsquad.png|64px|link=HONK Squad]]<br>[[HONK Squad|HONK Squad Officer]]
|You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>HONK!
|}
==Out of Rotation==
{| class="wikitable sortable jobtable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="200" |Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width="100" |Difficulty
|-
![[File:Cortical.png|64px]]<br>Cortical Borer
|Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be underestimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
| Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs. Be bested by Inquisition Emergency Response Team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Removed
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|]]<br>Syndicate Mutineer
| Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Removed
|-
|}
|}

Latest revision as of 08:27, 9 February 2024

On Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your station access, what you are expected to know or not know, and what you're expected to be doing with your time. Several jobs have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available such as account age or time spent playing jobs in a specific department.

Command

Job Role Difficulty
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Captain 		Be responsible for the well-being of the entire station. Manage your Heads of Staff, and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from Central Command, and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round... aVery Hard
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Head of Personnel 		Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them. cMedium
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Head of Security 		Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective solve crimes. Be sure that your Warden is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round. aVery Hard
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Chief Engineer 		Manage the station's Engineering department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. bHard
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Research Director 		Oversee the Science department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's AI for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason. bMedium
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Chief Medical Officer 		Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely Chemistry and Virology. Combat sentient diseases as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct surgery properly and without error. cHard to Very Hard

Security

Job Role Difficulty
Generic warden.pngWarden.png
Warden 		Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible. bMedium
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Security Officer 		Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. Subdue hostile threats to the station. To the best of your ability, follow and apply Space Law. aHard
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Detective 		Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of dangerous criminals through observation and deductive reasoning. cMedium

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
Generic engineer.pngEngineer.png
Station Engineer 		Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. cMedium
Generic atmos.pngAtomsTech.png
Atmospheric Technician 		Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade. Hard
Generic signal.pngSignalTech.png
Network Admin 		Write Telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed. Forcefully censor all racial slurs. cEasy

Science

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist 		Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director. cMedium
Roboticist.pngRoboticist action.png
Roboticist 		Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the AI lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology. dEasy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
MedicalDoctor.pngDoctor.png
Medical Doctor 		Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the Chemist to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases. Conduct Surgery as needed, and remove inflamed appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer. dMedium
Chemist.pngChemist action.png
Chemist 		Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create potent and questionable chemicals. Work with the Virologist to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace. dEasy
Geneticist.pngGeneticist action.png
Geneticist 		Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them. cMedium
Generic virologist.pngVirologist.png
Virologist 		Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current plague ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines. cMedium
Paramedic.pngGearedparamedic.png
Paramedic 		Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their jumpsuit sensors to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them. cEasy
Psychiatrist.pngPsychGeared.png
Psychiatrist 		Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, nightmares. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler. Tell CMO when someone is Obsessed. cVery Easy
Generic Miningmedic.pngMiningMedic.png
Mining Medic 		Be a Paramedic on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection. bMedium
Generic BrigPhysician.pngBrigPhysician.png
Brig Physician 		Provide medical care to those inside the Brig. Monitor the health status of security officers that forgot to turn on their suit sensors. Try to evacuate their bodies when they get themselves killed. Lament over the fact that every perma prisoner committed suicide. Very Hard

Civilian

Supply

Job Role Difficulty
Generic qm.pngQuartermaster.png
Quartermaster 		Order crates and make sure your workers do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash. cMedium
Generic cargo.pngCargo.png
Cargo Technician 		Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments. dEasy
Generic shaft.pngLava miner.png
Shaft Miner 		Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit Lavaland. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods. bMedium

Service

Job Role Difficulty
Generic janitor.pngJanitor.png
Janitor 		Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work. dEasy
Generic barman.pngBarman.png
Bartender 		Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice. dEasy
Generic chef.pngChef.png
Cook 		Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures. dEasy
Generic botanist.pngBotanist.png
Botanist 		Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the Chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit. cMedium

Miscellaneous

Job Role Difficulty
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Assistant 		Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work. fNone
Generic clown.png
Clown 		Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands. eHONK!
Generic mime.pngMime.png
Mime 		Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement. e...
Generic artist.pngArtist.png
Artist 		Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the Gallery. Easy
Generic chaplain.pngChaplain.png
Chaplain 		Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards. dEasy
Generic librarian.pngLibrarian.png
Curator 		Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes. Shoot yourself out of the Chapel Mass Driver and bring back exotic artifacts for your display. dEasy
Generic Clerk.pngClerk.png
Clerk 		Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals. cEasy
Generic lawyer.pngLawyer.png
Lawyer 		Tell Security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by Space Law. dEasy

Non-human

Job Role Difficulty
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AI 		Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. aVery Hard
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Cyborg 		Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from certain individuals. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked. bHard
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Drone 		Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives. bEasy
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Personal AI 		Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master. dEasy
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Construct 		Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in. cEasy to Medium
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Ghost 		Talk to the other dead people. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile. fGhastly!

Antagonists

Main Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Traitor 		Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you. cMedium
Changeling.gif
Changeling 		Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety. bHard
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Nuclear Operative 		Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win. aVery Hard
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Blood Cultist 		Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win. cMedium
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Clockwork Cultist 		Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens. bMedium to Hard
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Revolutionary 		Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win. aEasy to Hard
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Wizard 		Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball. aVery Hard

Heretic 		Pledge your loyalty to your heretical god. Devote yourself to one of the Paths of Decay. Transmute corpses to Ascend and unleash your fury. aVery Hard
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Vampire 		Hide in maintenance and bite assistants. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood. aMedium
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Blood Brothers 		Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok. a Hard
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Bloodsucker 		Pledge loyalty to your clan. Feast on the blood of mortals. Order your vassals to serve your interests. Avoid monster hunters. Uphold The Masquerade. a Hard

Side Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
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Guardian Spirit 		Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying. cHard
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Xenomorph 		Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station. cHard
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Swarmers 		Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal. bMedium
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Revenant 		Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. aEasy
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Morph 		Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem. cHard
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Space Ninja 		Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably. cHard
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Blob 		Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours. cHard
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Sentient Disease 		Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew. cHard
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Pirate 		Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate. cHard
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Abductor 		Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult. cHard
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Obsessed 		Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well. aEasy to Medium
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Eldritch Horror 		Find souls. Consume Souls. Scare off the crew with your horrifying appearance. Assist the Traitor Curator if you were summoned by them. Punish those who let you consume them without a fight. cHard

Special

Job Role Difficulty
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Lavaland Role 		Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world. bHard
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Centcom Official 		Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. bMedium
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Ian 		Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew. aImpossible
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Emergency Response Officer 		Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation. bVery Hard
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Death Squad Officer 		Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist. bHard
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HONK Squad Officer 		You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs. bHONK!

Out of Rotation

Job Role Difficulty
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Cortical Borer 		Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be underestimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. aRemoved
Devil.gif
Devil 		Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode. bRemoved
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Ragin Mages 		Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs. Be bested by Inquisition Emergency Response Team. aRemoved
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Monkey 		Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. bRemoved
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Chrono Legionnaire 		Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies. bRemoved
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Hivemind Host 		Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. aRemoved
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Gangster 		Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses. aRemoved
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Shadowling 		Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night. bRemoved
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Syndicate Mutineer 		Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team. aRemoved
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