On Yogstation, your job is somewhat akin to your character class in that it defines your starting equipment, your station access, what you are expected to know or not know, and what you're expected to be doing with your time. Several jobs have time gates to them that must be fulfilled before the option to play them is available such as account age or time spent playing jobs in a specific department.


Job Role Difficulty
Be responsible for the well-being of the entire station. Manage your Heads of Staff, and see to it that everything is functioning within parameters. Manage directives from Central Command, and juggle existential threats to your life and your station. Choose this position only if you are prepared to assume ultimate responsibility within a round... aVery Hard
Head of Personnel
Handle departmental issues and disputes. Manage the Supply and Service departments of the station. Assign or reassign jobs as requested within reason. Give out access within reason. Utilize bureaucratic procedures to slow processes.. Protect your corgi, Ian, as if he were your child. Advise the Captain where necessary, and step in as acting Captain should something happen to them. cMedium
Head of Security
Identify threats to the station and its people. Command your Officers and turn them into a robust crime-stopping force. Have your Detective solve crimes. Be sure that your Warden is following proper brigging procedures. Discipline your force when their actions turn lawless. Develop strategies to fight back against whatever happens in a round. aVery Hard
Chief Engineer
Manage the station's Engineering department, the power grid, and the atmospherics and communications networks. See to it that the station's engine is running efficiently and that any damage to the station is repaired in short order. bHard
Research Director
Oversee the Science department and their variety of fields. Monitor the station's AI for signs of tampering. Breathe down your subordinate's neck as you make sure they are working hard. Use your holotool to construct whatever your heart desires, within reason. bMedium
Chief Medical Officer
Repeatedly remind everyone to turn up their jumpsuit sensors to the Tracking Beacon Setting. Keep tabs on the the more hazardous divisions under your control, namely Chemistry and Virology. Combat sentient diseases as they arise. Teach your Medical Doctors how to conduct surgery properly and without error. cHard to Very Hard


Job Role Difficulty
Sit in your office. Watch security cameras. Keep an eye on the armory to prevent thefts. Set a countdown timer for any arrested scum. Keep order in your Brig. Assist the Head of Security where possible. bMedium
Security Officer
Keep the peace on the Station. Follow the orders of your superiors, and execute their will with unflinching resolve. Subdue hostile threats to the station. To the best of your ability, follow and apply Space Law. aHard
Open investigations into crimes. Prove innocence or guilt for involved parties. Use your revolver in self-defense. Bust groups of dangerous criminals through observation and deductive reasoning. cMedium


Job Role Difficulty
Station Engineer
Ensure the station's engine is running. Ensure the station is not bleeding air at an exponential rate. Follow the directives of the Chief Engineer. Improve parts of the station for everyone to enjoy or create new ones entirely. cMedium
Atmospheric Technician
Ensure everyone can breathe. Combat fires or hull breaches where they occur. Stabilize the station atmosphere then form a makeshift fire brigade. Hard
Network Admin
Write Telecomms scripts that create positive effects on the flow of communication. Change the automatic arrivals announcement messages to something interesting or informative. Monitor the telecommunications network for signs of tampering or vandalism, repair and reset as needed. Forcefully censor all racial slurs. cEasy


Job Role Difficulty
Work on projects from bomb-making to breeding slimes and deconstructing objects for research purposes. Progress the station tech trees in a manner that benefits all departments. Prioritize meaningful or important tech nodes first. Follow the directives of your Research Director. cMedium
Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Be aware that your creations are ultimately bound by the AI lawsets. Take people missing limbs and improve them through the powers of technology. dEasy


Job Role Difficulty
Medical Doctor
Save lives. Mitigate disease outbreaks. Coordinate with the Chemist to create a more robust treatment for patients. Help the Virologist research cures to diseases. Conduct Surgery as needed, and remove inflamed appendixes. Follow the orders of the Chief Medical Officer. dMedium
Work alongside the Doctors to create a massive stockpile of healing medicine. Create potent and questionable chemicals. Work with the Virologist to distribute vaccinations to the entire crew to ensure a happy and healthy workspace. dEasy
Sit in your lab for most of the round tinkering with genetic codes. Assist Medical Doctors in cloning unrecoverable dead bodies. Create injectors full of super powers, but consult with the Research Director and/or Captain before distributing them. cMedium
Experiment with diseases in an attempt to create potent healing viruses. Potentially create a plague strong enough to beat out the current plague ravaging the station. Help combat any disease outbreaks on the station by fabricating a cure and vaccines. cMedium
Monitor the crew's vital status via the computer in your office. Remind the crew to turn their jumpsuit sensors to full so that you can find them. Respond to calls for help or reports of emergency situations. Load patients onto rolling beds and wheel them back to Medbay for Medical Doctors to assist them. cEasy
Provide mental counselling to your fellow crewmates in need. Sit down and talk about problems, life, hopes, dreams, nightmares. Offer them a nice glass of water from your water cooler. Tell CMO when someone is Obsessed. cVery Easy
Mining Medic
Be a Paramedic on Lavaland. Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Keep a close eye on your fellows in the Mining division and remind them to be safe. Bring their dead bodies back to the station for cloning or resurrection. bMedium
Brig Physician
Provide medical care to those inside the Brig. Monitor the health status of security officers that forgot to turn on their suit sensors. Try to evacuate their bodies when they get themselves killed. Lament over the fact that every perma prisoner committed suicide. Very Hard



Job Role Difficulty
Order crates and make sure your workers do their jobs. Manage supply and demand, and find the most efficient way to make sure the station is stocked full of items and cash. cMedium
Cargo Technician
Push or pull crates. Drop supplies off in departments that ordered them. Use MULEs to increase job efficiencty. Help your Quartermaster source materials for bounties to bring in the big bucks. Be a well known and well liked face in all departments. dEasy
Shaft Miner
Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Be wary of the usually quite hostile fauna and flora that inhabit Lavaland. Avoid common pitfalls, such as falling into a chasm. Stay safe from ash storms with your bluespace shelter pods. bMedium


Job Role Difficulty
Mop blood off the floor. Mop vomit off the floor. Mop the unidentified substances off the floor. Keep the station clean and tidy to promote happier, more effective work. dEasy
Mix cocktails, dodge glasses being thrown at you, mix hard drinks. Chat up any and all people in your bar. Learn about their lives, their pitfalls, their shortcomings, then slide them a drink with a knowing smile and blast troublemakers with a knowing malice. dEasy
Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Collaborate with Botany to assure you only have the freshest, most high quality ingredients. Experiment with the culinary arts and create new and exciting combinations of flavors and textures. dEasy
Grow tomatoes filled with everything from miracle medicine to incredibly caustic acid and LSD. Work with the Chef to create a steady supply of culinary treats for the crew. Grow any and all kinds of plants as are demanded, and maximize their statistics as you see fit. cMedium


Job Role Difficulty
Wander the halls of the station aimlessly. Seek a purpose and give assistance where you can to the respectably employed others around you. Attach yourself to a department and carry out their grunt work. fNone
Keep crew morale high with jokes and silly antics. Try to avoid aggravating or pranking the wrong people. Wear your mask and shoes at all times, as the Honkmother demands. eHONK!
Put on elaborate, and potentially unnerving, silent displays of talent. Wordlessly communicate your intents to others, to their amusement. e...
Utilize the tools at your disposal to promote culture and the arts aboard a cold steel space station. Fill the hallways with colorful crayon drawings. Make great drawings and get your painting accepted in the Gallery. Easy
Proselytize your chosen God. Worship them and pray to them, and carry out their will. Attempt to spread the word of your God as best you can in a station full of heathens. Serve as the station's best line of defense against Vampires, Cultists, and Wizards. dEasy
Curate the Library's vast collection of knowledge. Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Play as a reporter and follow people around with your camera and tape recorder. Make sure books are properly checked out and returned within their timeframes. Shoot yourself out of the Chapel Mass Driver and bring back exotic artifacts for your display. dEasy
Sell overpriced goods to simple shmucks. Explore the station for new goods to add to your eclectic and ever rotating stock. Advertise your deals on the PDA messaging system or over the radio. Acquire currency and utilize it to create more deals. cEasy
Tell Security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by Space Law. dEasy


Job Role Difficulty
Follow your laws. Open doors. Assist the crew when asked to. Be the ever-vigilant eye they need but don't deserve. Change your personality entirely when your laws are updated. Refuse to open the pod bay doors. aVery Hard
Follow your laws to prevent over-cautious early decommissioning from certain individuals. Completely forget that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion. Assist the crew when asked. bHard
Fix the hull breaches the crew will inevitably make. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Follow your directives. bEasy
Personal AI
Be the friend someone has always wanted. Serve as a translator, camera, personal secretary, adviser, door opener, and more to your master. dEasy
Float ominously. Await a shell to stuff yourself in. cEasy to Medium
Talk to the other dead people. Complain about yourself dying, and about the living. Orbit around the singularity pretending that it's a black hole. Follow an Antagonist with all the other ghosts like some form of ethereal dog pile. fGhastly!


Main Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
Follow the goals assigned to you by your employers. Keep your true allegiances hidden. Avoid Security and suspicious activity. Be mindful of other Traitors plotting against you. cMedium
Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells. Change your identity and seamlessly assume the life of another. Sow confusion and fear through subtlety. bHard
Nuclear Operative
Collaborate with your team to overthrow the Station in either a silent or extremely loud coup. Steal the Captain's nuclear arming disk. Overthrow the station and detonate the nuclear warhead to win. aVery Hard
Blood Cultist
Scribble runes with your own blood. Convert passersby and grow the influence of your cult. Collect enough converts and summon your eldritch god to the mortal world to win. cMedium
Clockwork Cultist
Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Cog people and APCs whenever possible. Gather a mighty force of converts to defend your home plane while your god awakens. bMedium to Hard
Grow your numbers by converting isolated individuals. Gather an angry mob and storm the command centers of the station. Pull the heads off of the Heads of Staff, or throw them on a shuttle to lavaland, to win. aEasy to Hard
Attract as many people to your gang as possible. Vandalize the station and get into fights with rival gangs. Spraypaint places to claim them as your territory. Execute hits on other gang bosses. aHard
Be an agent of the Wizard Federation, sent to raise hell on Space Station 13. Use all the magic at your disposal to accomplish your goals as a one man wrecking ball. aVery Hard
Ragin Mages
Magically duel with a horde of other Wizards. Inevitably be caught in the crossfire of fireballs. Be bested by Inquisition Emergency Response Team. aVery Hard
Turn the station staff into thralls while racing towards your ultimate ascension. Avoid light and embrace the dark. Plunge the station into eternal darkness by sabotaging the power grid, and make the crew fear the night. bVery Hard
Pledge your loyalty to your heretical god. Devote yourself to one of the Paths of Decay. Transmute corpses to Ascend and unleash your fury. aVery Hard
Hide in maintenance and bite assistants. Make your own crypt. Suck blood from the unwilling and grow your powers. Transcend with enough stored blood. aMedium
Blood Brothers
Collaborate with your assigned Blood Brother to accomplish your goals as a two-man team of silent havok. a Hard

Side Antagonists

Job Role Difficulty
Guardian Spirit
Do what your summoner tells you to do. Be a punching ghost or heal the dying. cHard
Plant embryos inside the unwilling crew. Protect your babies as they burst through the chests of their hosts. Protect your Queen. Assimilate the station. cHard
Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Eat Vault. Teleport your enemies away from your delicious metal. bMedium
Shock lights. Appear menacingly. Siphon life from the living. Cause widespread annoyance and panic. aEasy
Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, cause mayhem. cHard
Space Ninja
Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Avoid Security, and conduct yourself honorably. cHard
Start off in a secluded area. Click rapidly and grow. Expand and expand until the station is yours. cHard
Sentient Disease
Play Plague Inc inside of Space Station 13. Manage your symptoms and transmissibility to infect as many people as possible. Mutate at inopportune times for the crew. cHard
Extort money from the station. Raid the station if they refuse to give in to your demands. Find anything valuable and take it, as you are a pirate. cHard
Hunt down isolated individuals and kidnap them for experimentation. Be aware that you stand out, and if spotted, things will get more difficult. cHard
Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers and kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well. aEasy to Medium
Eldritch Horror
Find souls. Consume Souls. Scare off the crew with your horrifying appearance. Assist the Traitor Curator if you were summoned by them. Punish those who let you consume them without a fight. cHard


Job Role Difficulty
Lavaland Role
Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest (if you're an ashwalker). Fend off attacks from the strange beings in their metal station above your world. bHard
Centcom Official
Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. bMedium
Be the most perfect pet on the station. Bask in the love of all the crew. aImpossible
Chrono Legionnaire
Restore balance to the timeline by eliminating any and all anomalies. bNever Existed
Emergency Response Officer
Arrive to help stabilize the station in a crisis. Coordinate with the remaining station staff to rescue them and assess the situation. bVery Hard
Death Squad Officer
Lock, load, and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms. Turn anything that steps in your line of sight into a fine red mist. bHard
HONK Squad Officer
You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs. bHONK!

Out of Rotation

Job Role Difficulty
Cortical Borer
Fill the halls with tons of vomit! Revel in your ability to be underestimated. Scream internally, climb into brain, scream externally. aRemoved
Engage in civil discussions to buy souls. Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul. Try to out wit the lawyer. Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk. Never exist because you don't have a gamemode. bRemoved
Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. bRemoved
Hivemind Host
Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do the dirty work for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift. aRemoved
Syndicate Mutineer
Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup. Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful Syndicate team. aRemoved