User:MrHorizons/NullRods1

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CIVILIAN STAFF
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Chaplain
Access: Chapel office, Morgue, Crematorium
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Easy
Supervisors: Head of Personnel
Duties: Hold services and funerals, cremate people, preach, etc.
Guides: Cult, Hacking potentially useful.
Quote: INSULT NARSIE ONE MORE DAMN TIME

As a chaplain you would ideally proselytize whatever crazy religion you've made up for that round over your headset. However, besides your office, the hellish crematorium next to your office, and the rarely used morgue, you have no access.

It is vital that you use the radio to call people to the Chapel, because otherwise it is less frequented than the Library.

Bare minimum requirements: Be present and ready to talk to people in the crew. Be creative, and spread the good word.


Holy Artifacts

In your possession are several important items, including your Holy Book and the Null Rod. These items are powerful and should be kept in your possession at all times.

Holy Book

You have to set the name of your god and religion in the Character Setup window before the round starts, else you will be stuck with whatever the default is. The first time you interact with your book in a round, you can set its skin. Even without changing its skin, stored within is a bottle of whiskey. It's also recommended to store the holy water flask on your person.

Hitting somebody in the head with your Bible has a 60% chance to heal them and a 40% chance to give them 10 brain damage, unless the victim congregant is wearing robust headgear (helmets, certain hats, and any child of the helmet class.) You can even revive people who are in critical condition! But if you use the ability a lot, you will start to see diminishing returns, with a higher chance to cause brain damage, and a lower amount of damage healed.

- It should be noted that your book cannot be used by the non-believers, meaning: If someone steals your book and attempts to brain somebody over the head with it, the book will sizzle in that persons hands. However, others CAN access the content of the book itself.

Null Rod

Weapon Damage Notes
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Null Rod
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
The classic. Unless you pick another variant, you will have this.
Because it's a tiny item, it can fit in pockets.
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God Hand
18 burn
Can't be thrown
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Chainsaw Hand
18 brute
Can't be thrown
It is sharp.
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Unholy and Dark Blessing
18 brute
Can't be thrown
They are sharp.
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Holy Claymore
Dark Blade
Sacred Chainsaw Sword
Force Weapon
Hanzo Steel
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
They are sharp. They can only be worn on the back or on the belt. They have 30 block chance, but 0 against projectiles.
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Holy Energy Swords
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
Don't get too excited. Aside from the icons, these are identical to the holy claymore.
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Extradimensional Blade
1 to 30 brute, randomized
10 brute (thrown)
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Red and Blue Holy Staff
5 brute
10 brute (thrown)
They have a shield conferring 30 block chance onto the user.
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Reaper Scythe
High-Frequency Blade
Dormant Spellblade
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
They only fit on the back. They have 35 armor penetration. They are sharp.
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Possessed Blade
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
Identical to the scythes, apart from being able to summon a ghost into it to rename the item and talk. That's it.
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Hypertool
18 brain damage
10 brain damage (thrown)
It has 35 armor penetration.
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Relic War Hammer
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It can only fit on the belt.
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Clown Dagger
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It is sharp.
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Pride-Struck Hammer
16 brute
15 brute (thrown)
It can only fit on the back.
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Holy Whip
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It can only fit on the belt.
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Atheist's Fedora
0 brute
30 brute (thrown)
It is a tiny item and can also be worn on the head. It is sharp.
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Carp-Sie Plushie
15 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It is a tiny item. Attacking yourself will made wild space carp non-hostile.
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Monk's Staff
15 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It is blunt. It can only fit on the back. It has a block chance of 40, but 0 against projectiles.
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Arrhythmic Knife
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It cannot be put anywhere. It is sharp. It will cause your speed to randomly and wildly fluctuate while held.
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Unholy Pitchfork
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It is a normal item. It is sharp.
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Egyptian Staff
18 brute
10 brute (thrown)
It is a normal item.
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Bronze Spear
18 brute
15 brute (thrown)
It can fit in the belt. It has 25 armor penetration. It is sharp.
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Holyparasite
Special - See right

Duties

Each chaplain is free to invent the details of their rituals.

  • Funerals: You have a stock of coffins and burial garments you can use for wakes and space burials (that is, launching them out of the mass driver). Some employees appreciate wakes being held for friends and loved ones.
  • Psychological care. While this is intended to be the role of the Psychiatrist, one might not be on the station or some may prefer your help. This can include counseling, pharmaceutical remedies (consult the chemist), and confessions. For confessions specifically, you and the confessor enter separate rooms and switch on the radio terminals. Most crew members rarely. if ever submit to psychological care of their own initiative; offer to help when someone looks troubled. Prisoners are most often in need of attention.
  • Church Services. Give sermons and sing hymns. You can create a hymnal by writing a YouTube link or even the song code on a piece of paper and ask the Curator to print and bind spare copies. Note that the chapel, on most maps, isn't a high-traffic area, so it would be wise to advertise your sermon some minutes in advance.
  • Proselytizing. Most crew members are godless heathens; acquiring followers for your god(s) is your first priority. When you convince someone to join the church, you can perform a ritual of conversion (some elements you may want to include: drugs, glossolalia, sacrifices, drinking of certain drinks or chemicals, public announcements, prayer, lying naked on the altar, strikes with the holy book, confession, blood-letting).
  • Blessing Rooms. Your bible has the power to turn ordinary water into holy water by blessing smacking the container with it. Holy water stops any Evil Spirits or Magical Beings from Ethereal Jaunting onto the tile that you splash the holy water on, and can deconvert cultists. If a cult or wizard is discovered then it would be the best idea to bless a water-tank with your bible, give that to security, grabbing a fire extinguisher and blessing that too and then asking for the AI to let you in so you can bless his chamber from potential harm. The fire extinguisher will allow you to easily bless rooms because it will affect every tile that the water travels on. You can tell if a tile is blessed when it glows yellow after a little while.
  • Other possible activities: Investiture of new acolytes and paladins, dedication of mechs, gravitational singularities, psychical research and seances, and pilgrimages to the singularity/Clown Planet/the AI Satellite/the Derelict Station.

Thanatology

The Mass Driver's primary purpose is for burials-at-space; wooden caskets are provided for this purpose. Caskets function likes lockers; place the body in the casket, give a eulogy (over the radio if no one is present), move the casket into the driver and fire it.

Note that some crew members may seek to use the Mass Driver as a way to exit the station into space; for safety reasons, make sure they are properly equipped before letting them through. This will send them towards the derelict station.

The Crematorium is used to turn bodies into ash, including those of xenos. Remember to strip the body before cremating it.

Propitiating the Gods

The Pray command is like an adminhelp, but is IC, and should be worded deferentially (e.g. "Oh Great and Wise Pelor, please grant your humble servant...). It is advised that you only pray later in the round; the gods have a habit of ignoring early prayers. You can increase your divine favor by making a sacrifice to your god(s) of choice; you can do this any number of ways (it is wise to state what you have sacrificed in your prayer). Prayers are more likely to be answered if they are somehow thematically appropriate: wishing for an RCD for no apparent reason is unlikely to be fulfilled, but praying for, say, a divine mission or the tools to complete such are more amusing to the gods.

You have candles and crayons in your locker. Candles can be set anywhere and lit (they eventually burn down). Crayons can be used to draw runes (commonly placed in front of the podium), as well as graffiti (not really your style) and letters (allowing you to write out messages across the ground).

Do not expect any prayers to be answered. Gods are fickle beings. Nobody knows what they are going to do next in their great designs.

GET BEHIND ME NAR-NAR

During a cult invasion, you will suddenly find yourself a vital part of the station's security force, and also a target. You will want to ensure Security has a stock of holy water to deconvert cultists -- remember that your bible can bless any water it comes into contact with -- and Security may want your null rod as well. Your bible can be used to detect nearby hidden runes by hitting the floor with it. This can be invaluable in finding suspected cult bases. Finally, you are immune to cult magic, which will help you if you decide to go BATTLE PALADIN and valid save everyone. For more information, go here.

If your god hates you enough, you may also encounter a Revenant, an undead ghost creature that wants your souls. Again, your null rod is incredibly robust against these creatures.

Tips

  • Setting your religion's name to certain presents will give your holy book a special name, as well as dispensing 100 brain damage to you. For example, naming your religion 'Homosexuality' will name your bible 'GUYS GONE WILD!!'
    • Other notable examples include: christianity, satanism, cthulu, islam, scientology, chaos, imperium, toolboxia, homosexuality, lol, wtf, gay, penis, ass, poo, badmin, shitmin, deadmin, cock, cocks.
  • Your bible, despite starting with some useless junk, can be emptied and filled with a complete set of tools or other similarly sized items. Best of all, it fits in your hoodie's suit storage!
  • Healing en-masse during blob rounds is extremely effective, as you can get people back into the fight quickly and easily. Besides, who needs proper cognitive function to fight the blob?

The Inquisition

As a traitor, your curse of being ignored by everyone becomes a valuable asset. The chapel is a relatively secluded part of the station, and odds are the AI won't be keeping an eye on it. You have a null rod, WHICH IS ROBUST AS FUCK. Also don't forget that your bible is a useful storage compartment that won't attract suspicion, and if you hit someone in the head with a bible a few times they get brain damage and then it's a lot harder to yell for help. You can drag around bodies, as well as both space and cremate bodies without looking suspicious: it's your job, after all.

Also remember that the morgue tray in the crematorium can store bodies, items and even whole crates (such as the syndicate surplus crate). It's not a bad place to hide stuff (especially if the camera suffers from an "accident"), but keep in mind the light on the tray turns orange if anything other than a body is inside of it.

Another sneaky idea as traitor is to host one of the chaplains universally renowned "Kool-Aid" parties. Make sure you purchased a toxins kit, then, go to the bar and ask for 10 glasses of grape or orange juice. Put all of the glasses on your table in the chapel then dump anything and everything from the toxins kit into each drink Jim Jones style, break into the captains office tell the captain to make an announcement saying that chaplain is hosting a party and everyone on the station is required to visit (some one might actually be stupid enough.) you may not get your target, but you might get everyone else.

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