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== Cooking and You ==
== Cooking and You ==


If you don't know a recipe, don't experiment! You will dirty your microwave, and it will be not useful until it gets a space cleaner blast.  Also, if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a tool box set to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.
If you don't know a recipe, don't experiment! You will dirty your microwave, and it will be not useful until it gets a space cleaner blast.  Also, if a microwave gets broken, you need to use a toolbox to repair it (the tools, don't smack it more). The processor and the blender are much more forgiving. The processor will only take things that it recognizes and the blender will blend any food item (granted, you might not get anything interesting out of it). You also have a ChemMaster to separate and identify anything you produce with your blender.


See the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Microwave_Recipes|Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes.
See the [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Microwave_Recipes|Guide to food and drinks]] for a list of recipes.
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=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
=== This is a Knife, and That is a Rolling Pin ===
Your knife is a pretty good damage weapon, it has an awesome stun rate, and if an alien eats you, take your knife out of your back pack and wriggle about inside using your move keys (you'll see how good it is then). Other than that, it can be used to cut food! You can cut cheese very easy with it, along with other foods (test what you can cut with it).
Your knife is a pretty good damage weapon, it has an awesome stun rate, and if an alien eats you, take your knife out of your back pack and wriggle about inside using your move keys (you'll see how good it is then). Other than that, it can be used to cut food! You can cut cheese very easy with it, along with other foods (test what you can cut with it).


While the rolling pin does not give attack messages, so is a great stealth attack weapon, the knife is just stronger and meaner all around. However, the rolling pin does tend to cause a temporary "partial blindness" making it easier to take out a fleeing enemy, who can't see where they're going. EXCEPT THE ROLLING PIN DOES NOTHING BUT PARTIALLY BLINDING. FUCK. THIS IS SO USELESS (It knocks monkeys out immediately though!)
While the rolling pin does not give attack messages, so is a great stealth attack weapon, the knife is just stronger and meaner all around. However, the rolling pin does tend to cause a temporary "partial blindness" making it easier to take out a fleeing enemy, who can't see where they're going. EXCEPT THE ROLLING PIN DOES NOTHING BUT PARTIALLY BLINDING. FUCK. THIS IS SO USELESS (It knocks monkeys out immediately though!)


=== Hydroponics ===
=== Hydroponics ===
Your neighbor, hydroponics, is a necessity for you to make the more complicated and delicious recipes.  Take a gander at the window early on and see if there are any botanists working, and if there aren't any inside, wait a bit for one to be sent on the arrivals shuttle or go ask the HoP for botany access so that you can grow your own plants.  They will most of the times grant you access because hydroponics isn't a high-risk area.  Good things to ask the botanists for to start with is wheat, tomatoes, and potatoes.  These three plants are used commonly in recipes, and after you ask them for those you can ask them for other plants when they need to be used in a recipe.  Please note that hydroponics has direct access to your smart fridge, and will often times load crop into it without saying a word.  Check it from time to time to see if the hippies have left you anything.
Your neighbor, hydroponics, is a necessity for you to make the more complicated and delicious recipes.  Take a gander at the window early on and see if there are any botanists working, and if there aren't any inside, wait a bit for one to be sent on the arrivals shuttle or go ask the HoP for botany access so that you can grow your own plants.  They will most of the times grant you access because hydroponics isn't a high-risk area.  Good things to ask the botanists for to start with is wheat, tomatoes, and potatoes.  These three plants are used commonly in recipes, and after you ask botany for those you can ask them for other plants when they need to be used in a recipe.  Please note that hydroponics has direct access to your smart fridge, and will often times load crop into it without saying a word.  Check it from time to time to see if the hippies have left you anything.


=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===
=== The Best Meat Pies on Station ===
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=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
=== Avoiding Death by Irony ===
'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' I cannot express how important this is and how much it will protect you.  If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!"
'''Close your door behind you when you enter the kitchen.''' If you leave your door open when you come in, a [[Traitor|murderer]] can run in and quickly stab you with a [[Traitor Items|pen]], take your ID, and throw you in your own gibber before you can say "BORK BORK BORK!" If people are trying to break in regardless, close the shutters over the tables.


== Homeopathy ==
== Homeopathy ==
All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and heals your injuries when you eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can (or from the more exotic dangers of the station), it can often heal for more over time. Blending down a bunch of donuts and burgers into a nice nutriment shake can be just the right pick-me-up after having the shit beat out of you.
All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment." It's what nourishes you and heals your injuries when you eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can (or from the more exotic dangers of the station), it can often heal for more over time. Blending down a bunch of donuts and burgers into a nice nutriment shake can be just the right pick-me-up after having the shit beat out of you.
===Will it Blend?===
===Will it Blend?===
That is the question.  You can blend anything that comes from botany, and pretty much all food and liquids. <strike>Keep in mind, ghosts will try to blend things as well.</strike> Someone painted it with anti-spectral paint, ghosts cannot blend now.
That is the question.  You can blend anything that comes from botany, and pretty much all food and liquids. <strike>Keep in mind, ghosts will try to blend things as well.</strike> Someone painted it with anti-spectral paint, ghosts cannot blend now.
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