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!Staff of Change
!Staff of Change
|Allows the wizard to randomly change anyone and anything into an alien, slime, lizardman, metroidman, cyborg, Syndicate cyborg, monkey, or more! Although it has limited uses, it recharges its magic over time.
|Allows the wizard to randomly change anyone and anything into an alien, slime, lizardman, metroidman, cyborg, Syndicate cyborg, monkey, or more! Although it has limited uses, it recharges its magic over time.
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!Staff of Animation
!Staff of Animation
|A deadly weapon for a wizard who likes to steamroll their opposition. The staff of animation will shoot a bolt that brings whatever object it hits (besides complex machinery, tables or windows) to life. The animated object will then move and attack everyone in range but the person who spawned it (which is hopefully you). It has limited uses but recharges its magic over time. In combination with the Flesh to Stone spell, the Staff of Animation can be used to create player-controlled statues. These statues have a wide selection of unique powers (of the "MY EYES!" variety), are near-invincible  and receive explicit instructions to not harm or kill the Wizard. However, these statues may also blind you.
|A deadly weapon for a wizard who likes to steamroll their opposition. The staff of animation will shoot a bolt that brings whatever object it hits (besides complex machinery, tables or windows) to life. The animated object will then move and attack everyone in range but the person who spawned it (which is hopefully you). It has limited uses but recharges its magic over time. In combination with the Flesh to Stone spell, the Staff of Animation can be used to create player-controlled statues. These statues have a wide selection of unique powers (of the "MY EYES!" variety), are near-invincible  and receive explicit instructions to not harm or kill the Wizard. However, these statues may also blind you.
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(tl;dr: Powerful, especially when paired with Flesh to Stone, until some chucklefuck steals the staff and sends the station infrastructure after YOU.)
(tl;dr: Powerful, especially when paired with Flesh to Stone, until some chucklefuck steals the staff and sends the station infrastructure after YOU.)
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!Staff of Door Creation
!Staff of Door Creation
|Works the same as the wand of door creation. There is apparently demand for this! Charges faster and can hold more shots than other staves.
|Works the same as the wand of door creation. There is apparently demand for this! Charges faster and can hold more shots than other staves.
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!Staff of Chaos
!Staff of Chaos
|Shoots random magic bolts. Charges faster and can hold more shots than other staves.
|Shoots random magic bolts. Charges faster and can hold more shots than other staves.
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!Wand Assortment
!Wand Assortment
|A belt that comes of one of each useful wand, generated with the highest number of shots possible. Includes:
|A belt that comes of one of each useful wand, generated with the highest number of shots possible. Includes:


[[File:Wand of death.gif|50px]] '''Wand of Death:''' Can and will kill anything instantly. Nasty, nasty stuff.<br>
[[File:Wand of death.gif|64px]] '''Wand of Death:''' Can and will kill anything instantly. Nasty, nasty stuff.<br>
[[File:Wand of healing.gif|50px]] '''Wand of Healing:''' This wand uses healing magics to heal the living and revive the dead. Rarely utilized within the Wizard Federation, for some reason.<br>
[[File:Wand of healing.gif|64px]] '''Wand of Healing:''' This wand uses healing magics to heal the living and revive the dead. Rarely utilized within the Wizard Federation, for some reason.<br>
[[File:Wand of polymorph.gif|50px]] '''Wand of Polymorph:''' For when you just need a change. Be careful if using on yourself, as many potential forms lack arms to wield the wand!<br>
[[File:Wand of polymorph.gif|64px]] '''Wand of Polymorph:''' For when you just need a change. Be careful if using on yourself, as many potential forms lack arms to wield the wand!<br>
[[File:Wand of teleportation.gif|50px]] '''Wand of Teleportation:''' Will rip up and scatter anyone or anything caught in its path. Unlike teleportation spells employed by the wizard, this wand makes no qualms about depositing teleportees in space, fires, or the center of a black hole.<br>
[[File:Wand of teleportation.gif|64px]] '''Wand of Teleportation:''' Will rip up and scatter anyone or anything caught in its path. Unlike teleportation spells employed by the wizard, this wand makes no qualms about depositing teleportees in space, fires, or the center of a black hole.<br>
[[File:Wand of door creation.png|50px]] '''Wand of Door Creation:''' For when you need an easy way out. Point at a solid wall and fire -- who needs ID cards in this day and age?<br>
[[File:Wand of door creation.png|64px]] '''Wand of Door Creation:''' For when you need an easy way out. Point at a solid wall and fire -- who needs ID cards in this day and age?<br>
[[File:Wand of fireball.gif|50px]] '''Wand of Fireball:''' Useful for burning those you don't like and everyone else too. Point away from face.
[[File:Wand of fireball.gif|64px]] '''Wand of Fireball:''' Useful for burning those you don't like and everyone else too. Point away from face.
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!Single Use Spellbooks
!Single Use Spellbooks
|These easy to use self help books can help teach even the most magically inert subhuman a basic robeless spell. Note, however, that they have been equipped with cutting edge magical rights managements that will create nasty surprises for those who try to buy them secondhand. Spell piracy is a crime!
|These easy to use self help books can help teach even the most magically inert subhuman a basic robeless spell. Note, however, that they have been equipped with cutting edge magical rights managements that will create nasty surprises for those who try to buy them secondhand. Spell piracy is a crime!
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!Six Soul Stone Shards
!Six Soul Stone Shards
|A belt filled with several soulstone shards that can can be used to trap and enslave the spirits of your friends! You also gain the spell Artificer, which lets you spawn a shell every 180 seconds. Unlike other artifacts, this cannot be used by the crew.  
|A belt filled with several soulstone shards that can can be used to trap and enslave the spirits of your friends! You also gain the spell Artificer, which lets you spawn a shell every 180 seconds. Unlike other artifacts, this cannot be used by the crew.  
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!Gem-Encrusted Hardsuit
!Gem-Encrusted Hardsuit
|Functions the same as normal wizard robes, plus being space-worthy and armored. Minor slowdown. Now you can cast spells in space and low temperature places!
|Functions the same as normal wizard robes, plus being space-worthy and armored. Minor slowdown. Now you can cast spells in space and low temperature places!
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!Scrying Orb
!Scrying Orb
|Summoning this crackling orb of energy will grant you permanent X-ray vision in addition to allowing you to ghost while alive, letting you speak with any dead souls. A deceptively powerful tool for spying, essential for the elusive stealth wizard.
|Summoning this crackling orb of energy will grant you permanent X-ray vision in addition to allowing you to ghost while alive, letting you speak with any dead souls. A deceptively powerful tool for spying, essential for the elusive stealth wizard.
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