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CIVILIAN STAFF
Clown	Alternative Titles: Entertainer, Comedian, Jester, Improv Artist Access: Theatre, Service Hall Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: HONK! Supervisors: Head of Personnel, The Honkmother Duties: Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK! Guides: No external guides - HONK Minimum Age: 18 Quote: IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!

The Bar's Theatre is where you spawn along with the Mime.

You are... well... the funny person of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown ~~doesn't have to do anything~~ must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an assistant, but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!

Bare minimum requirements: Be funny to other crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.

License to HONK

Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick.

When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"

If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted and banned.

If no: you're probably fine.

Pranks

This is where the bad clowns are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because those assholes don't have bananium so they could make you one.

If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:

The Holy Prank Book
Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop Hold two horns (okay one can be duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk Wear pirate outfit and be a pirateclown, yarr scurvy (+ other outfits and roleplay) Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use Build a Clown-Mart in the Vacant Office Insert donuts into people's pockets Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security Hide photocopies of your ass around the station Steal people's shoes and then give them the shoes of the last person whose shoes you stole.

Power

Both you and the Mime spawn in the Theatre and have access to all the costumes inside.

If the round goes on long enough, someone may be ~~demented~~ fun-loving enough to build to you a H.O.N.K.-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves ~~instead of~~ in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!

Honk

Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.

Equipment

You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be exrta obnoxious, a banana, and your slippery PDA. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!

Job Difficulty

Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!

Tips

The clown's mask can be used for internals.
If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity.
HONK!
Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak.
The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection. The flower is also perfect for distributing items that only need one unit to take full effect. Ask Chemistry for some Barber's Aid and go around giving the crew a new look. Honk!
If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.
The banana phone on the table in your dressing room is your only way to contact honk mother! Use it only when the laughs aren't happening and everyone wants you dead and you need a bit of extra help from the gods.

Pennywise the Spacing Clown

Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possibly be just funny as hell and hope people won’t kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to robust or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a Chainsaw and a Welding Helmet and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).

Honkers on Yogstation
	Law and Order	Condom · All Access Provider
	Fun Police	No Fun · Shitcurity Officer · Mortal Kombat · Can't Take a Joke Helps with Harmbatons/Removes Limbs
	Black Magicians	Poly's Keeper · Free Insulateds · Axe Bearer · Unlimited Prank Potential
	Harmzone™	Nerdo Supreme · Slimer/Bomber/Nerd · Doctor Wiley
	The Stage	Evil Bastard · Unlicensed · Druglord/Lube Source · Enjoys Pranks · Lynch · Runs Too Fast · Other Drug lord/Won't Fix Your Problems · Bananium Bringer Savior
	Goobers	Enabler · Has a Gun · Has a Knife · FREE PEELS · The Most Charitable and Just Clown, Peace and Blessings Upon Them · Mortal Enemy · This is No Laughing Matter · Who Let You In Here?! · Tax Evader · Vandal
	Greytide	Hardass · Bribe For Toys · Bringer of Bananium · Space Hombos · LOL2CAT!!!
	Goons	Doorknob · No Humor Module · Captive Audience · A Fancy Hat · HARMALARM · No Touchie · 2Spooky4me · "Rock man Law 2 slip the HoS"
	"Special"	Boring · Prank Squad Officer · Emergency Response Pranksters (ERP) · Free Meat · Pranksters-in-Arms
	Filth	Normal (Sorta) · Maximum Filth · Free Internals · Literally Potatohead · The Tin Man · Lightbulb Enjoyers · Lightbulb · Should~~n't~~ Shoot · Xenobiology Incident

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-|access = HONK!, [[Theatre]]
+|titles=Entertainer, Comedian, Jester, Improv Artist
+|access = [[Theatre]], Service Hall
+|additional = N/A
 |difficulty = HONK!
-|superior = [[Head of Personnel]], Honkmother
+|superior = [[Head of Personnel]], The [[Honkmother]]
-|duties = Entertain the crew, Make bad jokes, Be a pain in the ass wherever you can, HONK!
+|duties = Entertain the crew, make bad jokes, go on a holy quest to find bananium, HONK!
 |guides = No external guides - HONK
-}}
+|quote=IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO! HONK!
-You are... well... the [[Beyond the impossible|funny person]] of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks(read: Exposing an area to space and using lube to make people slip into it) on people. The clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything,</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks, they just have to mess around, much like an [[assistant]], but the clown doesn't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK! Also it is hard to hear people when blacked out from people bashing your head in. ''This page needs more H.O.N.K!''
+|age=18}}
-[[File:Bar.png|300px|thumb|alt=Theatre|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]]]]<br>
+[[File:Theatre.png|300px|thumb|alt=Theatre|The [[Bar]]'s Theatre is where you spawn along with the [[Mime]].]]
+You are... well... the funny person of the station! Honk honk! This usually means you play harmless pranks on people to remind them that life on the station is not to be taken too seriously. The Clown <strike>doesn't have to do anything</strike> must spread the word of the Honkmother through honks and elaborate pranks. Basically the clown's job is to goof off, much like an [[assistant]], but clowns don't usually listen to anyone because they have places to be, and things to HONK!
-== Pranks ==
+'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be funny to ''other'' crewmembers. This is harder than it sounds.
-Pranks can range from anything from harmless (like bolting random doors using... [[hacking|special methods]], usually they don't know it was you that did it then) to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all), or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K mech because [[Roboticist|those assholes]] don't have bananium.
+==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] License to HONK==
+Nope, it is not a license to be a shit. Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick.
-''Remember, you are still bound to rule one, as in don't be a dick. If you griff excessively expect a ban, a robusting, or both.''
+'''When in doubt, ask yourself: "Are you irrevocably fucking with someone's round (killing, incapacitating, etc.)?"'''
-===Honk===
+'''If yes: don't do it. You'll probably get robusted and banned.'''
-Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.
-=== Equipment ===
+'''If no: you're probably fine.'''
-You get the clown suit, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), box of crayons just so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!
+==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pranks==
+[[File:Bike horn.png|400px|right]]
-=== Power ===
+This is where the [[griffon|bad clowns]] are separated from the real ones! Pranks can range from anything from harmless honks to the head to throwing random banana peels (usually people hate you for this most of all) all over the hallways, or even spamming prayers to the Honkmother for a H.O.N.K.-mech because [[Roboticist|those assholes]] don't have bananium so they could make you one.
-If the round goes on long enough, someone may be <strike>demented</strike> HONK enough to build to you a HONK mech. This mech even make squeaky sounds when it moves instead of those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!
+If you are really out of ideas and on the verge of being so bored that you'll soon resort to just being a dick, here's a few things a good Clown can do to entertain the crew:
+{{Spoiler
+|title=[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] The Holy Prank Book [[File:Bike horn.png|60px]]
+|content=
+*Tell bad jokes and puns nonstop
+*Hold two horns (okay one can be duck) and rapidly switch hands while spamming the use key to dualhonk
+*Ride wheeled chairs with fire extinguishers
+*Wear cardboard suit and helmet and be a clownborg, beep boop honk
+*Wear pirate outfit and be a pirateclown, yarr scurvy (+ other outfits and roleplay)
+*Bolt open the costume storage for the entire crew to use
+*Build a Clown-Mart in the [[Vacant Office]]
+*Insert donuts into people's pockets
+*Attack Heads of Staff with the laser tag gun
+*Create newsfeed channels and put out outrageous and slightly offensive accusations against people, along with photos
+*Get/pretend to be a random new job, and be terrible/amazing at that job
+*Write obscenities right outside the brig and get dog piled by security
+*Hide photocopies of your ass around the station
+*Steal people's shoes and then give them the shoes of the last person whose shoes you stole.
+}}
+===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Power===
 Both you and the [[Mime]] spawn in the [[Theatre]] and have access to all the costumes inside.
-=== Job Difficulty ===
+If the round goes on long enough, [[Roboticist|someone]] may be <strike>demented</strike> fun-loving enough to build to you a [[H.O.N.K.]]-mech. This mech even makes squeaky sounds when it moves <strike>instead of</strike> in addition to those awful clomping noises of other mechs. Make sure to attach the 'HoNkER BlAsT 5000' to it, for EXTREME HONKING! Honk!
-Very little, but people might want to kill you just for being the clown. HONK!
+===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Honk===
+Honking is how you get your work done. If you honk a honk honk then honk up the honk, well you'll have a doozy of a honk on your honk to wash off.
-==Pennywise Time==
+===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Equipment===
-[[File:Clown.jpg|225px|thumb|Don't let this be you!]]
+You get the clown suit with matching squeeky shoes, a bike horn, clown stamp (for approving monkey crates) clown mask (which works like a gas mask), a special infinite rainbow clown crayon so you can start writing naughty words all over the escape arm or eating it like a giant honking baby, a can of laughing juice, a megaphone to be exrta obnoxious, a banana, and your slippery [[PDA]]. Your PDA can infect people's PDAs with a virus that makes it randomly honk, and possibly do other things? Who knows, HONK!
-Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and hope people won't kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[circular saw]] and a [[Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high). Also, building a massive inn out of horns in the middle of a command center and charging people to live there is hilarious.
+===[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Job Difficulty===
+Very little, but some people might want to kill you just for being the Clown. HONK!
-==Related viewing==
+==[[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]][[File:Bike horn.png]] Tips==
+*The clown's mask can be used for internals.
-<youtube id=sccjcOWnNd4></youtube>
+*If the clown's PDA cartridge has less than 5 charges (sendable viruses which make someone’s PDA honk every time they push a button) left, someone who isn't the clown can slip on it to restore 1 charge per slip. Have fun with that.
-<youtube id=KWOlWoYUzXc></youtube>
+*Eating the rainbow crayon completely is impossible. If you're a clown and starving you can just nibble on your crayon, for infinity.
+*[https://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-volume-1 HONK!]
-{|width=100% border="4" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="1"
+*Dye your clown shoes and slip them on someone, they still squeak.
-| align = "center" |
+*The clown's flower is basically a small spray bottle. It can be emptied and can carry 10 units of fluids and shoots exactly 1 unit at a time. So you can fire ten very small shots, and it has impressive range. It can be loaded from the pepper spray wall units and actually shoots further than the spray bottles. Since it is one unit the stun does not last long, but it is good for a guaranteed disarm if they lack eye protection. The flower is also perfect for distributing items that only need one unit to take full effect. Ask Chemistry for some Barber's Aid and go around giving the crew a new look. Honk!
-'''Jobs on /tg/station'''<br>
+*If somebody is chasing you and you haven't emptied your flower of water yet, you can empty it on the floor for a slip that is less obvious than a peel is.
-[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
+*The banana phone on the table in your dressing room is your only way to contact honk mother! Use it only when the laughs aren't happening and everyone wants you dead and you need a bit of extra help from the '''gods.'''
-|
+==[[File:Bike horn.png|60px]] Pennywise the Spacing Clown==
+Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possibly be just funny as hell and hope people won’t kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Chainsaw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).
-'''Law and Order:''' [[Captain]], [[Head of Personnel|All access provider]], [[Head of Security|No fun]], [[Detective|Can't take a joke]], [[Security Officer|Shitcurity Officer]], [[Warden|Honk]]
+{| width="100%" border="1" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
-, [[Lawyer|LOL2CAT!!!]]
+|-
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+| rowspan="12" align="center" |'''Honkers on Yogstation'''<br>
-'''Maintenance and Supply:''' [[Chief Engineer|Poly]], [[Station Engineer|Free insulated gloves]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Axe barer]], [[Janitor|Purple Clown]], [[Quartermaster|Bureaucrat]], [[Cargo Technician|MULE Rider]], [[Botanist|Blessed patron of the Honkmother]], [[Shaft Miner|Bananium seeker]]
+[[File:Bike horn.png|100px|link=jobs]]
-----
+|-
-'''Medical and Science:''' [[Research Director|Honk]], [[Chief Medical Officer|Evil Bastard]], [[Chemist|Druglord]],  [[Geneticist|Likes a good joke]], [[Medical Doctor|Quack]], [[Virologist|Preacher of the Honkmother]],  [[Roboticist|Doctor Wiley]], [[Scientist|Slime Man/Woman]]
+| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Law and Order'''
-----
+|'''[[Captain|Condom]]''' · '''[[Head of Personnel|All Access Provider]]'''
-'''Civil Duty Jobs:''' [[Assistant|Space Hobo]], [[Bartender|Space Hobo enabler]], [[Chaplain|Heretic]], [[Chef|White Clown]], [[Clown|The most Holy of occupations]], [[Mime|Honk]], [[Librarian|Red Clown]]
+|-
-----
+| style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" textcolor="white" |'''Fun Police'''
-'''Nonhuman Class:''' [[AI|Doorknob]], [[Cyborg|Is not wired to understand humor]], [[Personal AI|Your only friend]], [[Construct|Actually enjoys your company]], [[Ghost|Mime]]
+|'''[[Head of Security|No Fun]]''' · [[Security Officer|Shitcurity Officer]] · [[Warden|Mortal Kombat]] · [[Detective|Can't Take a Joke]] [[Brig Physician|Helps with Harmbatons/Removes Limbs]]
-----
+|-
-'''Enemy Agents:''' [[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Agent]], [[Changeling|Changling]], [[Xenos|Xenomorph]],  [[Wizard]]
+| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Black Magicians'''
-----
+|'''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''' · [[Station Engineer|Free Insulateds]] · [[Atmospheric Technician|Axe Bearer]] · [[Network Admin|Unlimited Prank Potential]]
-'''Special Jobs:''' [[Space Ninja]], [[Death squad|Death Squad Officer]], [[Ian]]
+|-
-|}<noinclude>[[Category:Templates]]</noinclude>
+| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Harmzone™'''
+|'''[[Research Director|Nerdo Supreme]]''' · [[Scientist|Slimer/Bomber/Nerd]] · [[Roboticist|Doctor Wiley]]
+|-
+| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''The Stage'''
+|'''[[Chief Medical Officer|Evil Bastard]]''' · [[Medical Doctor|Unlicensed]] · [[Chemist|Druglord/Lube Source]] · [[Geneticist|Enjoys Pranks]] · [[Virologist|Lynch]] · [[Paramedic|Runs Too Fast]] · [[Psychiatrist|Other Drug lord/Won't Fix Your Problems]] · [[Mining Medic|Bananium Bringer Savior]]
+|-
+| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" |'''Goobers'''
+|[[Janitor|Enabler]] · [[Bartender|Has a Gun]] · [[Cook|Has a Knife]] · [[Botanist|FREE PEELS]] · [[Clown|The Most Charitable and Just Clown, Peace and Blessings Upon Them]] · [[Mime|Mortal Enemy]] · [[Chaplain|This is No Laughing Matter]] · [[Librarian|Who Let You In Here?!]] · [[Clerk|Tax Evader]] · [[Artist|Vandal]]
+|-
+| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Greytide'''
+|[[Quartermaster|Hardass]] · [[Cargo Technician|Bribe For Toys]] · [[Shaft Miner|Bringer of Bananium]] · [[Assistant|Space Ho<strike>m</strike>bos]] · [[Lawyer|LOL2CAT!!!]]
+|-
+| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" |'''Goons'''
+|'''[[AI|Doorknob]]''' · [[Cyborg|No Humor Module]] · [[Positronic Brain|Captive Audience]] · [[Drone|A Fancy Hat]] · [[Personal AI|HARMALARM]] · [[Construct|No Touchie]] · [[Ghost|2Spooky4me]] · [[Golem|"Rock man Law 2 slip the HoS"]]
+|-
+| style="text-align: center;" id="special" |'''"Special"'''
+|'''[[Centcom Official|Boring]]''' · [[Death Squad|Prank Squad Officer]] · [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Pranksters (ERP)]] · [[Ian|Free Meat]] · [[HONK Squad|Pranksters-in-Arms]]
+|-
+| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Filth'''
+|[[Humans|Normal (Sorta)]] · [[Vuulen|Maximum Filth]] · [[Plasmaman|Free Internals]] · [[Phytosian|Literally Potatohead]] · [[Preternis|The Tin Man]] · [[Ex'hau|Lightbulb Enjoyers]] · [[Ethereals|Lightbulb]] · [[Polysmorph|Should<strike>n't</strike> Shoot]] · [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Xenobiology Incident]]
+|}
 [[Category:Jobs]]

Clown: Difference between revisions

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Contents

License to HONK

Pranks

Power

Honk

Equipment

Job Difficulty

Tips

Pennywise the Spacing Clown

Navigation menu

Clown: Difference between revisions

Latest revision as of 14:43, 29 October 2024

License to HONK

Pranks

Power

Honk

Equipment

Job Difficulty

Tips

Pennywise the Spacing Clown

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