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|stafftype = CENTCOM
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|img_generic = Emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png
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|jobtitle = Emergency Response Officer
|jobtitle=Emergency Response Officer
|access = Everywhere
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|additional = N/A
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|difficulty = Depending on the situation at hand, usually Very Hard.
|difficulty=Depending on the situation at hand, usually very hard.
|superior = [[CentCom|Central Command]]
|superior=[[CentCom|Central Command]]
|duties = Accomplish your mission while minimizing damage to company property
|duties=Accomplish your mission while minimizing damage to company property.
|guides = This is the guide
|guides=This is the guide.
|quote = "Here we go again." - Commander [REDACTED], 1st Elite Response Team. Sector 5S-13
|quote="Here we go again." - Commander [REDACTED], 1st Elite Response Team. Sector 5S-13
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As a member of one of Nanotrasen's elite Emergency Response Teams (ERT), you are tasked with being deployed to a station in distress in an attempt to bring it back to a functional status. There's no telling what you might encounter in your mission. Good luck. You're gonna need it.


As a member of one of Nanotrasen's elite Emergency Response Teams, you are tasked with being deployed to a station in distress and attempt to bring it back to a functional status. Theres no telling what you might encounter in your mission. Good luck. You're gonna need it.
'''Remember to follow all orders given by CentCom.'''


'''Bare minimum requirements:''' Follow your orders given by CentCom. DON'T CROSS THE FUCKING BEAMS.
==Prepare To Move Out==
You will spawn in alongside your other fellow ERT team members. You will spawn as a specific role - such as Security, Medical, or Engineering. As a member of the Emergency Response Team you have access to a wide range of tools and some unique items. There are four separate roles for the standard ERT with unique equipment, and the equipment available to you will vary depending on your team's level of response. Other ERTs, such as janitor or inquisition, may have different roles and a different team size.


==[[File:Ert commander helmet.png]] Prepare To Move Out!==
Once on the station, you'll likely be thrown at whatever problem is present. Simply man your station and do the best you can. Take direction from the crew as they will generally know more about the situation than you do, ultimately use your intuition to guide you.
You will spawn in alongside your other fellow ERT team members. You will spawn as a specific role, such as Security, Medical, or Engineering. Once you've met your team and secured your ID card, move to the equipment room and gear up.


As a member of the Emergency Response Team you have access to a wide range of tools and some unique items. There are four separate roles for the ERT with unique equipment, and the equipment available to you will vary depending on your team's level of response:
===Gear Up===
There are two rooms with gear inside for you to gear up using, depending on your ERT level.


* '''Code Blue:''' Light equipment. Typically code blue is reserved for calmer situations, such as conducting an investigation, diplomatic situations, or some other kind of CentCom function. Code Blue ERT does not have access to the equipment room and is being sent to the station with only what is on them when they start at CentCom.
'''Miscellaneous Equipment'''<br>
* '''Code Amber:''' Full equipment. Your standard ERT used to mitigate or overcome emergencies. They will have access to the equipment room before they leave CentCom.
Mostly useless equipment is kept in the spawn-room:
* '''Code Red:''' Elite equipment. CentCom's top-of-the-class ERT sent to the most dangerous of missions that CentCom has deemed necessary to preserve their investments. Their energy guns are replaced with military-grade pulse weapons, and several of their tools are replaced with combat variations.


*'''Medical laptop''' - Useful for researching threats in order to find weaknesses, if they are members of the crew.
*'''Food and drink''' - If you arrive hungry, there are plenty of donuts to get you well-fed in preparation for your mission.
*'''Spare CentCom headset''' - In case you lose yours, have another!
*'''Handcuffs and zipties''' - Spare cuffs for security ERT.
*'''Flashes''' - Spare flash for security ERT.
*'''Station bounced radios''' - If telecomms is down on the station, make sure you and your team take one each.
*'''Recharger''' - Make sure all of your weapons are fully charged before starting your mission.


====Standard Issue====
'''Equipment Room'''<br>
All ERT Officers have these items as their standard equipment.
East of the spawn-room is the equipment room. It contains a locker for the four main ERT roles, as well as other equipment scattered around the room.
* Response Team Hardsuit
* Headset
* Internals
* Energy Gun
* Stun Baton


====Security Equipment====
*'''ERT commander locker''' - Contains a first-aid kit, handcuffs, AI card, a flash, a gun and ammo.
*'''ERT medical lockers''' - Contains one of each first-aid kit, a defib and a medibot.
*'''ERT engineering lockers''' - Contains spare materials, sandbags, magboots, RCD ammo and foam grenades.
*'''ERT security lockers''' - Contains boxes of flashbangs, teargas grenades, flashes and handcuffs, and a riot shield.
*'''C4''' - This should only be used in an emergency, try not to blow up airlocks when you can RCD/hack them open.
*'''Energy guns''' - Used for disabling threats without harming them.
*'''Auto rifle''' - Used for disabling threats for good.


[[File:Emergencyresponseteamofficer-new.png|64px|The Officer]]
===Uplink===
Most of the time Amber Task Force, Blue ERT and Red ERT will spawn in with an uplink. This uplink contains gear and weapons, so each member of the ERT can tailor their gear towards their preference and their task.


Security Response Officers are equipped to deal with any possible threats on their mission. Their arsenal ranges from non-lethal to lethal equipment.
Items are purchased through the uplink using warpcrystals (WC). Amber Task Force start with 10 WC, Blue ERT start with 20 WC, and Red ERT start with 30 WC.
* Tactical Energy Gun
* Security Belt
* SecHUDs or Night Vision Goggles
* Telescopic Riot Shield
* Box of Flashbangs
* Box of Handcuffs
* Flash


====Medical Equipment====
[[Nanotrasen Items|Click here to view the uplink items.]]


[[File:Emergencyresponseteammedic-new.png|64px|The Medic]]
===Follow Your Orders===
Once you've arrived on the station you need to assess the situation and contact any heads of staff/security (assuming they are still alive). Perform the role you're assigned to, heal people as a Medical Officer, repair damage as an Engineering Officer and arrest looters, rioters or insurgents as a Security Officer.


Medical Response Officers are able to render effective medical aid to an injured crewman or team member through the use of their Hypospray and medical kits.
Your radio has access to a unique comms channel allowing you to talk with fellow ERT members, as well as being able to talk to all station channels. Not only does this let you talk to the crew and figure out what the problem is, but it allows you to stay in close communication with your team.
* Combat Hypospray
* Combat Defibrillator
* Health Scanner HUD
* Medical Belt
* Box of Bodybags
* One of each basic Medkit


====Engineering Equipment====
==Response Teams==
As an ERT member, the situations you will face will vary greatly. One mission you might be trying to salvage a station smashed by asteroids, saving the crew from a loose singularity or even a mass invasion of Clowns. Make sure you prepare for any eventuality, Central Command may grant your team access to heavier firepower. There are different types of teams that can be deployed, dependant on the situation they are being sent to resolve.


[[File:Emergencyresponseteamengineer-new.png|64px|The Engineer]]
===Blue Emergency Response Team===
Typically code blue is reserved for calmer situations, such as conducting an investigation, diplomatic situations, or some other kind of CentCom function. Code Blue ERT does not have access to the equipment room and has very light equipment to begin with, and is being sent to the station with only what is on them when they start at CentCom. Code blue ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.


Engineering Response Officers have access to a wide selection of construction equipment to quickly put a damaged structure back together.
The following is the standard equipment for ERT Officers, and the equipment for the blue ERT team:
* Rapid Construction Device
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
* Full Toolbelt
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
* Optical Meson Scanners
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
* Magboots
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
* (2x) Metal Foam Grenades
|-
* (3x) Compressed Matter Cartridges
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Commander
* (3x) Metal
|The Commander has unique equipment available. His job is to command and delegate his squad to successfully carry out their mission.
* (2x) Glass
|<span title="ERT commander hardsuit">[[File:Ert_command.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Full security belt">[[File:Securitybelt_full.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span><span title="Switchblade">[[File:Switchblade.png]]</span>
* Plasteel
|-
* High-Capacity Power Cell
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamofficer-new.png|64px|The Officer]]<br>Security
|Security Response Officers are equipped to deal with any possible threats on their mission. Their arsenal ranges from non-lethal to lethal equipment.
|<span title="ERT security hardsuit">[[File:Ert_security.png]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Full security belt">[[File:Securitybelt_full.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Box of spare zipties">[[File:Box writing.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span>
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteammedic-new.png|64px|The Medic]]<br>Medic
|Medical Response Officers are able to render effective medical aid to an injured crewman or team member through the use of their Hypospray and medical kits.
|<span title="ERT medical hardsuit">[[File:Ert_medical.png]]</span><span title="Medical beamgun">[[File:Medgun.png]]</span><span title="Health scanner HUD">[[File:MedGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Combat stimulant injector">[[File:Combat Stimulant Injector.png]]</span><span title="Toxin fire-aid kit">[[File:Toxkit.png]]</span><span title="Burn first-aid kit">[[File:Burnkit.png]]</span><span title="Brute first-aid kit">[[File:Brutefak.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamengineer-new.png|64px|The Engineer]]<br>Engineer
|Engineering Response Officers have access to a wide selection of construction equipment to quickly put a damaged structure back together.
|<span title="ERT engineering hardsuit">[[File:Ert_engineer.png]]</span><span title="Engineering scanner goggles">[[File:EngiScanners.png]]</span><span title="Full toolbelt">[[File:Utilitybelt.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="RCD">[[File:Rcd.png]]</span><span title="RCD cartridges">[[File:Compressed matter cartridge.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]<span>
|}


====Commander Equipment====
===Red Emergency Response Team===
CentCom's top-of-the-class ERT sent to the most dangerous of missions that CentCom has deemed necessary to preserve their investments. Their energy guns are replaced with military-grade pulse weapons, and several of their tools are replaced with combat variations. Code red ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.


[[File:Emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|The Commander]]
The following is the standard equipment for the red ERT team:
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamcommander-new.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Commander
|The Commander has unique equipment available. His job is to command and delegate his squad to successfully carry out their mission.
|<span title="ERT commander hardsuit">[[File:Ert_command.png]]</span><span title="Tactical energy gun">[[File:Energytac.png]]</span><span title="Optical thermal eyepatch">[[File:Hudpatch.png]]</span><span title="Full security belt">[[File:Securitybelt_full.png]]</span><span title="SWAT mask">[[File:20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span><span title="Saber energy sword">[[File:ESword.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamofficer-new.png|64px|The Officer]]<br>Security
|Security Response Officers are equipped to deal with any possible threats on their mission. Their arsenal ranges from non-lethal to lethal equipment.
|<span title="ERT security hardsuit">[[File:Ert_security.png]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Full security belt">[[File:Securitybelt_full.png]]</span><span title="Tactical energy gun">[[File:Energytac.png]]</span><span title="SWAT mask">[[File:20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Box of spare handcuffs">[[File:Box writing.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span>
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteammedic-new.png|64px|The Medic]]<br>Medic
|Medical Response Officers are able to render effective medical aid to an injured crewman or team member through the use of their Hypospray and medical kits.
|<span title="ERT medical hardsuit">[[File:Ert_medical.png]]</span><span title="Medical beamgun">[[File:Medgun.png]]</span><span title="Health scanner HUD">[[File:MedGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]</span><span title="SWAT mask">[[File:20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Nanites combat stimulant injector">[[File:Combat Stimulant Injector.png]]</span><span title="Toxin fire-aid kit">[[File:Toxkit.png]]</span><span title="Burn first-aid kit">[[File:Burnkit.png]]</span><span title="Brute first-aid kit">[[File:Brutefak.png]]</span><span title="Oxygen first-aid kit">[[File:Oxykit.png]]</span><span title="Advanced first-aid kit">[[File:Radfirstaid.png]]</span><span title="Combat defibrillator">[[File:Defibcompact.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Emergencyresponseteamengineer-new.png|64px|The Engineer]]<br>Engineer
|Engineering Response Officers have access to a wide selection of construction equipment to quickly put a damaged structure back together.
|<span title="ERT engineering hardsuit">[[File:Ert_engineer.png]]</span><span title="Engineering scanner goggles">[[File:EngiScanners.png]]</span><span title="Full toolbelt">[[File:Utilitybelt.png]]</span><span title="SWAT mask">[[File:20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Industrial RCD">[[File:Ircd.png]]</span><span title="RCD cartridges">[[File:Compressed matter cartridge.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]<span><span title="Epinephrine medipen">[[File:MediPen.png]]</span><span title="Box of smart metal foam grenades">[[File:Box.png]]</span>
|}


The Commander has unique equipment available, such as their Night Vision Sec HUD and their special Mateba Autorevolver sidearm. His job is to command and delegate his squad to succesfully carry out the mission.
===Peacekeeping Force===
* Autorevolver
The Peacekeeping Force is a non-lethal ERT sent to enforce [[Space Law]]. They have brig access in order to perform arrests and assist security officers in their tasks. Peacekeeping Force teams typically consist of 5 members.
* (2x) Speed Loaders .357
* Night Vision Security HUD
* Intelicard
* Security Belt
* First Aid Kit
* Box of Handcuffs
* Flash
* Flashbang


====Miscellaneous Equipment====
The following is the standard equipment for the peacekeeping force:
Additional misc equipment is held in the Equipment Room.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
* Ion Rifle
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
* Box of EMP Grenades
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
* (4x) Flashes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
* Intelicard
|-
* (4x) High-Capacity Power Cells
![[File:PeacekeepingForce_Commander.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Commander
* Box of Handcuffs
|The commander's role is to command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission.
* (3x) Fire Extinguishers
|<span title="Armor vest">[[File:Armor.png]]</span><span title="Jackboots">[[File:Jackboots.png]]</span><span title="Chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Surplus security auto rifle">[[File:Wt550.png]]</span><span title="Tactical stunprod">[[File:Stunprod.png]]</span><span title="Peacekeeping force beret">[[File:Beret_official.png]]</span><span title="Pinpointer">[[File:Pinpointer-red.gif]]</span><span title="Security HUD">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="WT-550 magazine(Rubber Rounds 4.6x30mm)">[[File:46x30mmtT.png]]</span><span title="WT-550 magazine(Rubber Rounds 4.6x30mm)">[[File:46x30mmtT.png]]</span><span title="Epinephrine medipen">[[File:MediPen.png]]</span><span title="Megaphone">[[File:Megaphone.png]]</span><span title="Zipties">[[File:Zipties.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
* (6x) Gas Masks
|-
* Soap Bar
![[File:PeacekeepingForce_RiotOfficer.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Riot Officer
|The riot officer's role is to deal with the more hands-on situations, and to carry out their mission.
|<span title="Peacekeeping force riot suit">[[File:Riot.png]]</span><span title="Jackboots">[[File:Jackboots.png]]</span><span title="Chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span><span title="Riot shield">[[File:RiotS.png]]</span><span title="Peacekeeping force helmet">[[File:Helmet.png]]</span><span title="Sunglasses">[[File:SGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Energy bola">[[File:Energy bola.gif]]</span><span title="Energy bola">[[File:Energy bola.gif]]</span><span title="Handcuffs">[[File:Handcuffs.png]]</span><span title="Epinephrine medipen">[[File:MediPen.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:PeacekeepingForce_Officer.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Officer
|The officer's role is to assist security officers, and to carry out their mission.
|<span title="Armor vest">[[File:Armor.png]]</span><span title="Jackboots">[[File:Jackboots.png]]</span><span title="Chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Surplus security auto rifle">[[File:Wt550.png]]</span><span title="Riot shield">[[File:RiotS.png]]</span><span title="Peacekeeping force helmet">[[File:Helmet.png]]</span><span title="Tactical stunprod">[[File:Stunprod.png]]</span><span title="WT-550 magazine(Rubber Rounds 4.6x30mm)">[[File:46x30mmtT.png]]</span><span title="WT-550 magazine(Rubber Rounds 4.6x30mm)">[[File:46x30mmtT.png]]</span><span title="Epinephrine medipen">[[File:MediPen.png]]</span><span title="Zipties">[[File:Zipties.png]]</span><span title="Zipties">[[File:Zipties.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
|}


===Code Red Equipment===
===Amber Task Force===
The Elite ERT has access to certain secret, expensive or new items for their usage in the field when the situation has escalated to the point where the loss of the station may be imminent.
The ATF is a Nanotrasen force similar to "space marines". They are sent out to terrible situations and provide a fair and challenging fight to both the antagonists and the force. The task force is only armed with lethal weaponry with the exception of the commander which sports a telescopic baton. Amber task forces typically consist of 7 members.


*'''Pulse Pistol'''
The following is the standard equipment for the amber task force:
The Pulse Pistol is the standard issue sidearm for Elite ERT Officers. It can fit inside your backpack or pockets and can fire either 10 Pulse, 20 Laser or 20 Stun rounds before depletion.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
*'''Pulse Carbine'''
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
Unique to the elite Security Officer. This weapon is a scaled down variant of the Pulse Rifle. It can fit in your backpack and fires either 20 Pulse, 20 Laser or 20 Stun rounds.
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
*'''Military Rapid Construction Device'''
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
Unique to the elite Engineering Officer. An RCD with double the normal matter units, 200 instead of 100.
|-
*'''Nanite Combat Injector'''
![[File:ERTambercommander.png|64px|The Commander]]<br>Commander
Unique to the elite Medical Officer. A Combat Injector filled with 100 units of medical nanites capable of healing around 130 points of damage and curing most ailments. Very potent but limited in number, use wisely.
|The commander's role is to command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission.
|<span title="Bulletproof armor">[[File:Bulletproofvest.png]]</span><span title="Combat knife">[[File:Buckknife.png]]</span><span title="Tactical breath mask">[[File:BreathMask.png]]</span><span title="Full military commander chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Laser rifle">[[File:Oldrifle.gif]]</span><span title="Amber commander beret">[[File:Beret_corporate_officer.png]]</span><span title="Seclite">[[File:Seclite.png]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:ERTambersoldier.png|64px|Soldier]]<br>Soldier
|The role of the soldier is to take part in any combat that the commander demands of them.
|<span title="Bulletproof armor">[[File:Bulletproofvest.png]]</span><span title="Combat knife">[[File:Buckknife.png]]</span><span title="Tactical breath mask">[[File:BreathMask.png]]</span><span title="Full military chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Laser rifle">[[File:Oldrifle.gif]]</span><span title="Riot helmet">[[File:Riothelm.png]]</span><span title="Seclite">[[File:Seclite.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Ambermedic.png|64px|The Medic]]<br>Medic
|The role of the medic is to heal their soldiers and the commander.
|<span title="Bulletproof armor">[[File:Bulletproofvest.png]]</span><span title="Combat knife">[[File:Buckknife.png]]</span><span title="Tactical breath mask">[[File:BreathMask.png]]</span><span title="Full military medic chest rig">[[File:Chest rig.png]]</span><span title="Laser rifle">[[File:Oldrifle.gif]]</span><span title="Amber medic beret">[[File:Beret_med.png]]</span><span title="Seclite">[[File:Seclite.png]]</span><span title="Health scanner HUD">[[File:MedGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Defibrillator">[[File:Defib.png]]</span><span title="Airlock jimmy">[[File:Airlock_jimmy.png]]</span>
|}


===Janitor Emergency Response Team===
CentCom's cleaning ERT sent to clean the stations CentCom has deemed necessary. Janitor ERT teams typically consist of 4 members.


==Your Orders==
The following is the standard equipment for the janitor ERT team:
Once you've arrived on the station you need to assess the situation and contact any heads of staff (assuming they are still alive). Perform the role you're assigned to, heal people as a Medical Officer, repair damage as an Engineering Officer and arrest looters, rioters or insurgents as a Security Officer.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
|-
![[File:Ertjanitor.png|64px|The Heavy-Duty janitor]]<br>Heavy-Duty Janitor
|The role of the janitor is to clean any messes made on the station they are sent to. Heavy-duty janitors command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission.
|<span title="ERT janitorial hardsuit">[[File:Ert_janitor.png]]</span><span title="Trash bag of holding">[[File:Bluetrashbag.png]]</span><span title="Night vision goggles">[[File:NightVision.png]]</span><span title="Full janibelt">[[File:Janibelt.png]]</span><span title="Cleaner grenades">[[File:Grenade.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Box of mixed replacement lights">[[File:Box lightmixed.png]]</span><span title="Janitor chem sprayer">[[File:Chemsprayer_janitor.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]</span><span title="Mr. Proper cleaning grenades">[[File:Clusterbang.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Ertjanitor.png|64px|The janitor]]<br>Janitor
|The role of the janitor is to clean any messes made on the station they are sent to.
|<span title="ERT janitorial hardsuit">[[File:Ert_janitor.png]]</span><span title="Trash bag of holding">[[File:Bluetrashbag.png]]</span><span title="Night vision goggles">[[File:NightVision.png]]</span><span title="Full janibelt">[[File:Janibelt.png]]</span><span title="Cleaner grenades">[[File:Grenade.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Box of mixed replacement lights">[[File:Box lightmixed.png]]</span><span title="Advanced mop">[[File:Adv mop.png]]</span><span title="Bucket">[[File:Bucket.png]]</span><span title="Mr. Proper cleaning grenade">[[File:Clusterbang.png]]</span>
|}


===What to Expect===
===Inquisition Emergency Response Team===
You'll likely be thrown at whatever problem is facing the station, simply man your station (Medbay, Engineering or Security) and do the best you can. Take direction from the crew as they will generally know more about the situation than you do, ultimately use your intuition to guide you.
Inquisition teams are sent to deal with spooky happenings on-station, such as cults or ghosts. Their goal causes them to destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station. Inquisition ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.


===Communication is King===
The following is the standard equipment for the inquisition ERT team:
Your radio has access to a unique comms channel allowing you to talk with fellow ERT members, as well as being able to talk to all station channels. Not only does this let you talk to the crew and figure out what's the problem but lets you stay in close communication with your team.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
|-
![[File:Inqcommand.png|64px|The commander]]<br>Commander
|The inquisition commander has the role of commanding the team. They will let the team know what the threat is and how they plan to resolve it.
|<span title="Paranormal response team hardsuit">[[File:Knight_grey.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Possessed chainsaw sword">[[File:Chainsawsword.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span><span title="Switchblade">[[File:Switchblade.png]]</span><span title="Flash">[[File:Flash.gif]]</span><span title="Flashbang">[[File:Flashbang.gif]]</span><span title="Pepperspray">[[File:Pepperspray.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Inqchap.png|64px|Inquisition chaplain]]<br>Chaplain
|The chaplain's main role is to deconvert or destroy cult-like threats on the station. They work as a normal chaplain would, but with a team behind them.
|<span title="inquisitor's hardsuit">[[File:Hardsuit-inq.png]]</span><span title="Health scanner HUD">[[File:MedGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Full chaplain soul stone belt">[[File:Soulstone Belt.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span><span title="Null rod">[[File:Nullrod.png]]</span><span title="Holy hand grenade">[[File:Grenade.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Inqmedicsec.png|64px|Inquisition security]]<br>Security
|Inquisition security take the role of protecting the other members of their team, and destroying or security cult-like threats.
|<span title="inquisitor's hardsuit">[[File:Hardsuit-inq.png]]</span><span title="Security HUD sunglasses">[[File:Hudsunglasses.png]]</span><span title="Full security belt">[[File:Securitybelt_full.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Box of spare zipties">[[File:Box writing.png]]</span><span title="Stun baton">[[File:StunBaton.gif]]</span><span title="Box of handcuffs">[[File:Box.png]]</span><span title="RCD">[[File:Rcd.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Inqmedicsec.png|64px|Inquisition medic]]<br>Medic
|Inquisition medics take the role of healing the other members of their team, and any non-cult already on the station.
|<span title="inquisitor's hardsuit">[[File:Hardsuit-inq.png]]</span><span title="Medical beamgun">[[File:Medgun.png]]</span><span title="Health scanner HUD">[[File:MedGlasses.png]]</span><span title="Telescopic baton">[[File:Telebaton.png]]</span><span title="Security gas mask">[[File:Security Gas Mask.png]]</span><span title="Combat stimulant injector">[[File:Combat Stimulant Injector.png]]</span><span title="Holy water autoinjector">[[File:Combat Stimulant Injector.png]]</span><span title="Toxin fire-aid kit">[[File:Toxkit.png]]</span><span title="Burn first-aid kit">[[File:Burnkit.png]]</span><span title="Brute first-aid kit">[[File:Brutefak.png]]</span><span title="Energy gun">[[File:Energy Gun.gif]]</span>
|}


===Threat Levels===
===The Circus===
As an ERT member, the situations you will face will vary greatly. One mission you might be trying to salvage a station smashed by asteroids, saving the crew from a loose singularity or even a mass invasion of Clowns. Make sure you prepare for any eventuality, Central Command may grant your team access to heavier firepower.
The Circus is sent to deal with the station when there are not enough pranks or laughs going on. Their goal is to do just that - liven up the mood by pranking everyone and telling jokes. Code level: Banana!


==The Commander==
The following is the standard equipment for the circus CRT (Comedy Response Team) team:
As the Commander of the response team, it's your job to make sure your underlings are doing their job. Delegate tasks to them and ensure they are doing something productive.
{| class="wikitable sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%"
! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
|-
![[File:Clown.png|64px|The commander]]<br>Commander
|You are the worst clown here. As such, you were able to stop slipping the admiral for long enough to be given command. Good luck, honk! Your squad is being sent on a mission by Nanotrasen's Comedy Division.
|<span title="Clown PDA">[[File:Pda-clown.png]]</span><span title="Clown suit">[[File:Clownuniform.png]]</span><span title="Giggles von Honkerton">[[File:Clownpack.png]]</span><span title="Clown's rubber stamp">[[File:Stamp-clown.png]]</span><span title="Water flower">[[File:Sunflower.png]]</span><span title="Banana">[[File:Banana.png]]</span><span title="Gilded bike horn">[[File:Gilded Horn.png]]</span><span title="Clown's megaphone">[[File:Megaphone-clown.png]]</span><span title="Clown shoes">[[File:Clshoe.png]]</span><span title="Clown's wig and mask">[[File:Clownmask.png]]</span><span title="Bike horn">[[File:Bike horn.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Clown.png|64px|Prankster]]<br>Prankster
|Follow orders given to you by your squad leader in order to ensure maximum laughs. Your job is to provide vital moral support to the station in this time of crisis. Be the funniest Prankster possible!
|<span title="Clown PDA">[[File:Pda-clown.png]]</span><span title="Clown suit">[[File:Clownuniform.png]]</span><span title="Giggles von Honkerton">[[File:Clownpack.png]]</span><span title="Clown's rubber stamp">[[File:Stamp-clown.png]]</span><span title="Water flower">[[File:Sunflower.png]]</span><span title="Banana">[[File:Banana.png]]</span><span title="Gilded bike horn">[[File:Gilded Horn.png]]</span><span title="Clown's megaphone">[[File:Megaphone-clown.png]]</span><span title="Clown shoes">[[File:Clshoe.png]]</span><span title="Clown's wig and mask">[[File:Clownmask.png]]</span><span title="Bike horn">[[File:Bike horn.png]]</span>
|}


===[[HONK Squad]]===
The HONKsquad is a squad of Honkmmandos under the employ of Central Command's Special Honk division! Unlike the Call O' Duty Shooty Tooties the HONKers honk on the record at all times, and deals with the greatest possible known threat in the Cosmos; Boredom. Code level: HOOOOOOOOOONK! HONK squad teams typically consist of 5 members.
The following is the standard equipment for the HONK squad CRT (Comedy Response Team) team:
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! scope="col" width="100" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Description
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Equipment
|-
![[File:Honksquad.png|64px|The commander]]<br>Commander
|Your squad is being sent on a mission by Nanotrasen's Comedy Division for an important mission: HONK the station into submission.
|<span title="Bag of Honking">[[File:Holdpack.gif]]</span><span title="Combat clown shoes">[[File:Clshoe.png]]</span><span title="Honk squad spacesuit">[[File:Hardsuit-clown.png]]</span><span title="Golden bike horn">[[File:Gold_horn.png]]</span><span title="Bananium energy shield">[[File:Bananaeshield1.png]]</span><span title="Pie cannon">[[File:Pie cannon.png]]</span><span title="Clown's rubber stamp">[[File:Stamp-clown.png]]</span><span title="Water flower">[[File:Sunflower.png]]</span><span title="Banana">[[File:Banana.png]]</span><span title="Gilded bike horn">[[File:Gilded Horn.png]]</span><span title="Lubinator 8000">[[File:Bio chem sprayer.png]]</span>
|-
![[File:Honksquad.png|64px|HONKER]]<br>HONKER
|Follow orders given to you by your squad leader in order to ensure maximum honks. Your PRIME DUTY is to HONK any moving thing that you come across.
|<span title="Bag of Honking">[[File:Holdpack.gif]]</span><span title="Combat clown shoes">[[File:Clshoe.png]]</span><span title="Honk squad spacesuit">[[File:Hardsuit-clown.png]]</span><span title="Golden bike horn">[[File:Gold_horn.png]]</span><span title="Bananium energy shield">[[File:Bananaeshield1.png]]</span><span title="Pie cannon">[[File:Pie cannon.png]]</span><span title="Clown's rubber stamp">[[File:Stamp-clown.png]]</span><span title="Water flower">[[File:Sunflower.png]]</span><span title="Banana">[[File:Banana.png]]</span><span title="Gilded bike horn">[[File:Gilded Horn.png]]</span><span title="Lubinator 8000">[[File:Bio chem sprayer.png]]</span>
|}


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Latest revision as of 03:10, 25 March 2024

CENTCOM STAFF
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Emergency Response Officer
Access: Everywhere
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Depending on the situation at hand, usually very hard.
Supervisors: Central Command
Duties: Accomplish your mission while minimizing damage to company property.
Guides: This is the guide.
Quote: "Here we go again." - Commander [REDACTED], 1st Elite Response Team. Sector 5S-13

As a member of one of Nanotrasen's elite Emergency Response Teams (ERT), you are tasked with being deployed to a station in distress in an attempt to bring it back to a functional status. There's no telling what you might encounter in your mission. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

Remember to follow all orders given by CentCom.

Prepare To Move Out

You will spawn in alongside your other fellow ERT team members. You will spawn as a specific role - such as Security, Medical, or Engineering. As a member of the Emergency Response Team you have access to a wide range of tools and some unique items. There are four separate roles for the standard ERT with unique equipment, and the equipment available to you will vary depending on your team's level of response. Other ERTs, such as janitor or inquisition, may have different roles and a different team size.

Once on the station, you'll likely be thrown at whatever problem is present. Simply man your station and do the best you can. Take direction from the crew as they will generally know more about the situation than you do, ultimately use your intuition to guide you.

Gear Up

There are two rooms with gear inside for you to gear up using, depending on your ERT level.

Miscellaneous Equipment
Mostly useless equipment is kept in the spawn-room:

  • Medical laptop - Useful for researching threats in order to find weaknesses, if they are members of the crew.
  • Food and drink - If you arrive hungry, there are plenty of donuts to get you well-fed in preparation for your mission.
  • Spare CentCom headset - In case you lose yours, have another!
  • Handcuffs and zipties - Spare cuffs for security ERT.
  • Flashes - Spare flash for security ERT.
  • Station bounced radios - If telecomms is down on the station, make sure you and your team take one each.
  • Recharger - Make sure all of your weapons are fully charged before starting your mission.

Equipment Room
East of the spawn-room is the equipment room. It contains a locker for the four main ERT roles, as well as other equipment scattered around the room.

  • ERT commander locker - Contains a first-aid kit, handcuffs, AI card, a flash, a gun and ammo.
  • ERT medical lockers - Contains one of each first-aid kit, a defib and a medibot.
  • ERT engineering lockers - Contains spare materials, sandbags, magboots, RCD ammo and foam grenades.
  • ERT security lockers - Contains boxes of flashbangs, teargas grenades, flashes and handcuffs, and a riot shield.
  • C4 - This should only be used in an emergency, try not to blow up airlocks when you can RCD/hack them open.
  • Energy guns - Used for disabling threats without harming them.
  • Auto rifle - Used for disabling threats for good.

Uplink

Most of the time Amber Task Force, Blue ERT and Red ERT will spawn in with an uplink. This uplink contains gear and weapons, so each member of the ERT can tailor their gear towards their preference and their task.

Items are purchased through the uplink using warpcrystals (WC). Amber Task Force start with 10 WC, Blue ERT start with 20 WC, and Red ERT start with 30 WC.

Click here to view the uplink items.

Follow Your Orders

Once you've arrived on the station you need to assess the situation and contact any heads of staff/security (assuming they are still alive). Perform the role you're assigned to, heal people as a Medical Officer, repair damage as an Engineering Officer and arrest looters, rioters or insurgents as a Security Officer.

Your radio has access to a unique comms channel allowing you to talk with fellow ERT members, as well as being able to talk to all station channels. Not only does this let you talk to the crew and figure out what the problem is, but it allows you to stay in close communication with your team.

Response Teams

As an ERT member, the situations you will face will vary greatly. One mission you might be trying to salvage a station smashed by asteroids, saving the crew from a loose singularity or even a mass invasion of Clowns. Make sure you prepare for any eventuality, Central Command may grant your team access to heavier firepower. There are different types of teams that can be deployed, dependant on the situation they are being sent to resolve.

Blue Emergency Response Team

Typically code blue is reserved for calmer situations, such as conducting an investigation, diplomatic situations, or some other kind of CentCom function. Code Blue ERT does not have access to the equipment room and has very light equipment to begin with, and is being sent to the station with only what is on them when they start at CentCom. Code blue ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.

The following is the standard equipment for ERT Officers, and the equipment for the blue ERT team:

Role Description Equipment
The Commander
Commander
The Commander has unique equipment available. His job is to command and delegate his squad to successfully carry out their mission. Ert command.pngEnergy Gun.gifHudsunglasses.pngSecuritybelt full.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngStunBaton.gifSwitchblade.png
The Officer
Security
Security Response Officers are equipped to deal with any possible threats on their mission. Their arsenal ranges from non-lethal to lethal equipment. Ert security.pngHudsunglasses.pngSecuritybelt full.pngEnergy Gun.gifSecurity Gas Mask.pngBox writing.pngStunBaton.gif
The Medic
Medic
Medical Response Officers are able to render effective medical aid to an injured crewman or team member through the use of their Hypospray and medical kits. Ert medical.pngMedgun.pngMedGlasses.pngTelebaton.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngCombat Stimulant Injector.pngToxkit.pngBurnkit.pngBrutefak.png
The Engineer
Engineer
Engineering Response Officers have access to a wide selection of construction equipment to quickly put a damaged structure back together. Ert engineer.pngEngiScanners.pngUtilitybelt.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngRcd.pngCompressed matter cartridge.pngTelebaton.png

Red Emergency Response Team

CentCom's top-of-the-class ERT sent to the most dangerous of missions that CentCom has deemed necessary to preserve their investments. Their energy guns are replaced with military-grade pulse weapons, and several of their tools are replaced with combat variations. Code red ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the red ERT team:

Role Description Equipment
The Commander
Commander
The Commander has unique equipment available. His job is to command and delegate his squad to successfully carry out their mission. Ert command.pngEnergytac.pngHudpatch.pngSecuritybelt full.png20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.pngStunBaton.gifESword.png
The Officer
Security
Security Response Officers are equipped to deal with any possible threats on their mission. Their arsenal ranges from non-lethal to lethal equipment. Ert security.pngHudsunglasses.pngSecuritybelt full.pngEnergytac.png20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.pngBox writing.pngStunBaton.gif
The Medic
Medic
Medical Response Officers are able to render effective medical aid to an injured crewman or team member through the use of their Hypospray and medical kits. Ert medical.pngMedgun.pngMedGlasses.pngTelebaton.png20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.pngCombat Stimulant Injector.pngToxkit.pngBurnkit.pngBrutefak.pngOxykit.pngRadfirstaid.pngDefibcompact.png
The Engineer
Engineer
Engineering Response Officers have access to a wide selection of construction equipment to quickly put a damaged structure back together. Ert engineer.pngEngiScanners.pngUtilitybelt.png20141205192412!Security Gas Mask.pngIrcd.pngCompressed matter cartridge.pngTelebaton.pngMediPen.pngBox.png

Peacekeeping Force

The Peacekeeping Force is a non-lethal ERT sent to enforce Space Law. They have brig access in order to perform arrests and assist security officers in their tasks. Peacekeeping Force teams typically consist of 5 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the peacekeeping force:

Role Description Equipment
The Commander
Commander
The commander's role is to command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission. Armor.pngJackboots.pngChest rig.pngWt550.pngStunprod.pngBeret official.pngPinpointer-red.gifHudsunglasses.png46x30mmtT.png46x30mmtT.pngMediPen.pngMegaphone.pngZipties.pngAirlock jimmy.png
The Commander
Riot Officer
The riot officer's role is to deal with the more hands-on situations, and to carry out their mission. Riot.pngJackboots.pngChest rig.pngStunBaton.gifRiotS.pngHelmet.pngSGlasses.pngEnergy bola.gifEnergy bola.gifHandcuffs.pngMediPen.pngAirlock jimmy.png
The Commander
Officer
The officer's role is to assist security officers, and to carry out their mission. Armor.pngJackboots.pngChest rig.pngWt550.pngRiotS.pngHelmet.pngStunprod.png46x30mmtT.png46x30mmtT.pngMediPen.pngZipties.pngZipties.pngAirlock jimmy.png

Amber Task Force

The ATF is a Nanotrasen force similar to "space marines". They are sent out to terrible situations and provide a fair and challenging fight to both the antagonists and the force. The task force is only armed with lethal weaponry with the exception of the commander which sports a telescopic baton. Amber task forces typically consist of 7 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the amber task force:

Role Description Equipment
The Commander
Commander
The commander's role is to command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission. Bulletproofvest.pngBuckknife.pngBreathMask.pngChest rig.pngOldrifle.gifBeret corporate officer.pngSeclite.pngHudsunglasses.pngAirlock jimmy.png
Soldier
Soldier
The role of the soldier is to take part in any combat that the commander demands of them. Bulletproofvest.pngBuckknife.pngBreathMask.pngChest rig.pngOldrifle.gifRiothelm.pngSeclite.pngAirlock jimmy.png
The Medic
Medic
The role of the medic is to heal their soldiers and the commander. Bulletproofvest.pngBuckknife.pngBreathMask.pngChest rig.pngOldrifle.gifBeret med.pngSeclite.pngMedGlasses.pngDefib.pngAirlock jimmy.png

Janitor Emergency Response Team

CentCom's cleaning ERT sent to clean the stations CentCom has deemed necessary. Janitor ERT teams typically consist of 4 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the janitor ERT team:

Role Description Equipment
The Heavy-Duty janitor
Heavy-Duty Janitor
The role of the janitor is to clean any messes made on the station they are sent to. Heavy-duty janitors command and delegate their squad to successfully carry out their mission. Ert janitor.pngBluetrashbag.pngNightVision.pngJanibelt.pngGrenade.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngBox lightmixed.pngChemsprayer janitor.pngTelebaton.pngClusterbang.png
The janitor
Janitor
The role of the janitor is to clean any messes made on the station they are sent to. Ert janitor.pngBluetrashbag.pngNightVision.pngJanibelt.pngGrenade.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngBox lightmixed.pngAdv mop.pngBucket.pngClusterbang.png

Inquisition Emergency Response Team

Inquisition teams are sent to deal with spooky happenings on-station, such as cults or ghosts. Their goal causes them to destroy any traces of paranormal activity aboard the station. Inquisition ERT teams typically consist of 5 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the inquisition ERT team:

Role Description Equipment
The commander
Commander
The inquisition commander has the role of commanding the team. They will let the team know what the threat is and how they plan to resolve it. Knight grey.pngEnergy Gun.gifHudsunglasses.pngChainsawsword.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngStunBaton.gifSwitchblade.pngFlash.gifFlashbang.gifPepperspray.png
Inquisition chaplain
Chaplain
The chaplain's main role is to deconvert or destroy cult-like threats on the station. They work as a normal chaplain would, but with a team behind them. Hardsuit-inq.pngMedGlasses.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngSoulstone Belt.pngEnergy Gun.gifNullrod.pngGrenade.png
Inquisition security
Security
Inquisition security take the role of protecting the other members of their team, and destroying or security cult-like threats. Hardsuit-inq.pngHudsunglasses.pngSecuritybelt full.pngEnergy Gun.gifSecurity Gas Mask.pngBox writing.pngStunBaton.gifBox.pngRcd.png
Inquisition medic
Medic
Inquisition medics take the role of healing the other members of their team, and any non-cult already on the station. Hardsuit-inq.pngMedgun.pngMedGlasses.pngTelebaton.pngSecurity Gas Mask.pngCombat Stimulant Injector.pngCombat Stimulant Injector.pngToxkit.pngBurnkit.pngBrutefak.pngEnergy Gun.gif

The Circus

The Circus is sent to deal with the station when there are not enough pranks or laughs going on. Their goal is to do just that - liven up the mood by pranking everyone and telling jokes. Code level: Banana!

The following is the standard equipment for the circus CRT (Comedy Response Team) team:

Role Description Equipment
The commander
Commander
You are the worst clown here. As such, you were able to stop slipping the admiral for long enough to be given command. Good luck, honk! Your squad is being sent on a mission by Nanotrasen's Comedy Division. Pda-clown.pngClownuniform.pngClownpack.pngStamp-clown.pngSunflower.pngBanana.pngGilded Horn.pngMegaphone-clown.pngClshoe.pngClownmask.pngBike horn.png
Prankster
Prankster
Follow orders given to you by your squad leader in order to ensure maximum laughs. Your job is to provide vital moral support to the station in this time of crisis. Be the funniest Prankster possible! Pda-clown.pngClownuniform.pngClownpack.pngStamp-clown.pngSunflower.pngBanana.pngGilded Horn.pngMegaphone-clown.pngClshoe.pngClownmask.pngBike horn.png

HONK Squad

The HONKsquad is a squad of Honkmmandos under the employ of Central Command's Special Honk division! Unlike the Call O' Duty Shooty Tooties the HONKers honk on the record at all times, and deals with the greatest possible known threat in the Cosmos; Boredom. Code level: HOOOOOOOOOONK! HONK squad teams typically consist of 5 members.

The following is the standard equipment for the HONK squad CRT (Comedy Response Team) team:

Role Description Equipment
The commander
Commander
Your squad is being sent on a mission by Nanotrasen's Comedy Division for an important mission: HONK the station into submission. Holdpack.gifClshoe.pngHardsuit-clown.pngGold horn.pngBananaeshield1.pngPie cannon.pngStamp-clown.pngSunflower.pngBanana.pngGilded Horn.pngBio chem sprayer.png
HONKER
HONKER
Follow orders given to you by your squad leader in order to ensure maximum honks. Your PRIME DUTY is to HONK any moving thing that you come across. Holdpack.gifClshoe.pngHardsuit-clown.pngGold horn.pngBananaeshield1.pngPie cannon.pngStamp-clown.pngSunflower.pngBanana.pngGilded Horn.pngBio chem sprayer.png
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