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|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.
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Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.<br>
==KILLING PRIVATE IAN==
Killing Ian is just as wise as welding a welding fuel tank, it's going to blow up in your face. This puts you under the mercy of the entire station, being that Ian is the station's beloved pet. As fun as it sounds to drag the little guy into a washing machine and parade around the station eating the meat, DO NOT DO IT IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
Hats worn by Ian will change his name, and will persist to the next round, so long as the current round ends with Ian wearing a hat.
* Head:
* Head:
** Regular Helmet
** Regular Helmet
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** Top Hat
** Top Hat
** Kitty Ears
** Kitty Ears
** Clown mask (honk)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Detective's Hat
** Detective's Hat
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** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cardborg Helmet
** Cardborg Helmet
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
** A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat.
** Non-striped scarves.
Items worn on Ian's back will not persist between rounds, so don't get any ideas.
* Back:
* Back:
** Standard Armor
** Standard Armor
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** Fire Extinguisher
** Fire Extinguisher
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
 
** C4 (Rip)
** Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this)
==Lisa==
==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. It will mate with Ian, producing the cutest thing ever. The Corgi Puppy. This puppy will then be stolen by the chef.
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be murdered by [[assistant]]s and turned into burgers by the [[Cook|chef]].
 
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| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on Yogstation'''<br>
 
|-
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command'''
| align = "center" |
| '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''' · '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]'''
'''Jobs on /tg/station'''<br>
|-
[[File:jobstemp.png|link=jobs]]
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security'''
|
| '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''' · [[Security Officer|Pee On]] · [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]] · [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]]
 
|-
'''Law and Order:''' [[Captain|Alpha Dog]], [[Head of Personnel|Master]], [[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]], [[Detective|Smells like Whiskey]], [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]]
| style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]'''
, [[Lawyer|Paper Dog]]
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''' · [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]] · [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]]
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|-
'''Maintenance and Supply:''' [[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]], [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]], [[Janitor|Bag of Treets keeper]], [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Botanist|Smells like "Plants"]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]]
| style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]'''
----
| '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''' · [[Scientist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] · [[Roboticist|Trouble]]
'''Medical and Science:''' [[Research Director|Grrrrr]], [[Chief Medical Officer|Smells like cat]], [[Chemist|Smells like Bad]],  [[Geneticist|Smells like death]], [[Medical Doctor|Smells like makefeelgood]], [[Virologist|Smells like everything]],  [[Roboticist|Maker of loud buzzy things]], [[Scientist|Trouble]]
|-
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| style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]'''
'''Civil Duty Jobs:''' [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]], [[Bartender|Tastes like whiskey]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Chef|Keeper of the foods]], [[Clown|Smells funny]], [[Mime|Smells blank]], [[Librarian|Submissive Dog]]
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''' · [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]] · [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]] · [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]] · [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]]
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|-
'''Nonhuman Class:''' [[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]], [[Cyborg|Loud buzzy thing]], [[Drone|Metal bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is that a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service'''
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| [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]] · [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]] · [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]] · [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]] · [[Clown|Smells funny]] · [[Mime|Smells Blank]] · [[Artist|Smells like Paint]] · [[Chaplain|Barking]] · [[Librarian|Smells dusty]]
'''Enemy Agents:''' [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Changeling|Every Dog]], [[Xenos|Spiney Dogs]],  [[Wizard|Magic Dog]]
|-
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| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian'''
'''Special Jobs:''' [[Space Ninja|Anyone else smell that?]], [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]] · [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]] · [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]] · [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]]
|-
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human'''
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''' · [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]] · [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]] · [[Drone|Metal Bug]] · [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]] · [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]] · [[Golem|Walking Rock!]] · [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special'''
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''' · [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]] · [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]] · [[Ian|Best Dog]] · [[HONK Squad|Bike Horn Chew Toy]]
|-
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races'''
| [[Humans]] · [[Lizardperson|Scary Dogs]] · [[Plasmaman|Hot Chew Toys]] · [[Phytosian|Icky Snacks]] · [[Preternis|Not Walking Cars]] · [[Mothperson|Fuzzy Chew Toys]] · [[Ethereals|Happy Lights ·]] [[Polysmorph|EVIL ·]] [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Weird Humans]]
|}
|}
[[Category:Jobs]]
[[Category: Jobs]]
[[Category: Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 21:01, 28 July 2022

SPECIAL STAFF
Ian.PNG
Ian 		Access: None
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Impossible
Supervisors: Head of Personnel
Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
Guides: Chain of Command
Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

Hats worn by Ian will change his name, and will persist to the next round, so long as the current round ends with Ian wearing a hat.

  • Head:
    • Regular Helmet
    • Sunglasses
    • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
    • HoP's Hat
    • Top Hat
    • Kitty Ears
    • Clown mask (honk)
    • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
    • Detective's Hat
    • Sombrero
    • Nurse Hat
    • Beret
    • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
    • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
    • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
    • Bunny Ears
    • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
    • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
    • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
    • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
    • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
    • A sheet of paper
    • Cargo baseball cap.
    • Cardborg Helmet
    • A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat.
    • Non-striped scarves.

Items worn on Ian's back will not persist between rounds, so don't get any ideas.

  • Back:
    • Standard Armor
    • Station bound radio
    • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
    • C4 (Rip)
    • Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be murdered by assistants and turned into burgers by the chef.

Jobs on Yogstation
Command Alpha Dog · Master
Security Bigger Dog · Pee On · Butt Sniffer · Smells Like Whiskey
Engineering Poly's Keeper · Yellow Dog · Smells Strange
Science Grrrrr · Maker of Loud Buzzy Things · Trouble
Medical Smells Like Cat · Smells Like Makefeelgood · Smells Like Bad · Smells Like Death · Smells Like Plague
Service Bag of Treats Keeper · Tastes Like whiskey · Keeper of the Foods · Smells Like "Plants" · Smells funny · Smells Blank · Smells like Paint · Barking · Smells dusty
Civilian Corgi Orderer · Corgi Pusher · Outside Dog · Threat, Bark at constantly
Non-human Loudvoicefromwall · Loud Buzzy Thing · Loudvoicefromcube · Metal Bug · Loudvoicefromsmallbox · Is That a Ghost Shaggy? · Walking Rock! · G-g-g-GHOST!
Special Bark, Sniff & Arf · Bigger Alpha Dogs · Dog Catchers! · Best Dog · Bike Horn Chew Toy
Races Humans · Scary Dogs · Hot Chew Toys · Icky Snacks · Not Walking Cars · Fuzzy Chew Toys · Happy Lights · EVIL · Weird Humans
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