Ian

SPECIAL STAFF
Ian	Access: None Additional Access: N/A Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

Hats worn by Ian will change his name, and will persist to the next round, so long as the current round ends with Ian wearing a hat.

• Head:
  • Regular Helmet
  • Sunglasses
  • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
  • HoP's Hat
  • Top Hat
  • Kitty Ears
  • Clown mask (honk)
  • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
  • Detective's Hat
  • Sombrero
  • Nurse Hat
  • Beret
  • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
  • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
  • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
  • Bunny Ears
  • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
  • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
  • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
  • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
  • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
  • A sheet of paper
  • Cargo baseball cap.
  • Cardborg Helmet
  • A special reindeer hardhat, donor hat.
  • Non-striped scarves.

Items worn on Ian's back will not persist between rounds, so don't get any ideas.

• Back:
  • Standard Armor
  • Station bound radio
  • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
  • Fire Extinguisher
  • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
  • C4 (Rip)
  • Deathsquad armor (Good luck getting this)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be murdered by assistants and turned into burgers by the chef.