Jobs

Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job.

COMMAND			Difficulty
	Captain	You are basically in command of the station and can make any decisions needed to keep it running.	Impossible
	Head of Personnel	Hand out jobs or extra access if deemed necessary. Civilian departments like supply or the service department are under your control. Close your shutters, dump your PDA, and vanish like a ghost.	Hard
	Head of Security	Coordinate with your security officers and make most security-related decisions. Carry the armoury in your bag. Have a raging ego because you have strong armour. Don't pick this job if you can't handle a lot of admins stress.	Very Hard
	Chief Engineer	HORDE THE HARDSUITS, KILL POLY AND NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK ATMOSPHERICS Organize your henchmen and ensure they stay on task. Optimize engineering and atmospherics as you see fit. Demote incompetent engineers so they don't blow shit up. Be the only competent head. Ensure no one takes your precious materials. Kick the HoS out.	Hard
	Research Director	Command your science staff so not everyone works on the same thing. Take care of material stock.	Hard
	Chief Medical Officer	You are just a person who happens to have all access around medbay. Nobody really cares about you apart from your hypospray.	Easy to Suicidal

SECURITY			Difficulty
	Security Officer	Catch criminals and lock them up in the brig. Mend your war-torn limbs with donuts, lots and lots of donuts.	Hard
	Warden	Look after the brig when the HoS is gone. Keep all arrests up to date.	Hard
	Detective	You have the equipment to carefully investigate crime scenes and identify possible criminals.	Hard

ENGINEERING and ATMOSPHERICS			Difficulty
	Station Engineer	Set up the singularity and fix broken parts of the station.	Medium
	Atmospheric Technician	Make sure air flows smoothly. Connect those oxygen canisters. Massively fuck-up and fill disto with plasma.	Medium

MEDICAL			Difficulty
	Medical Doctor	Fix up hurt crewmembers or perform surgery on those who need it. There is nothing wrong with an occasional sex-change.	Easy
	Chemist	Make all sorts of chemicals that can benefit the station ranging from healing meds to hull breach fixer grenades.	Medium
	Geneticist	Research the humanoid genes by injecting yourself with unknown structural enzymes over and over. You are also supposed to clone people.	Hard
	Virologist	Make new beneficial harmful diseases and cure ignore existing ones.	Easy
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RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT			Difficulty
	Scientist	You get to pick duties in the research & development, telescience, xenobiology or toxins fields of science. Each of which you will eventually inevitably die in (for SCIENCE!).	Easy
	Roboticist	You turn people into cyborgs, make mechas for departments when they request it, and make floor bots that are named such that people will look twice, and never appreciate.	Medium

SUPPLY			Difficulty
	Quartermaster	Command your cargo technicans slaves to move those crates. Order weapons crates. Cry when you can't open them.	Medium
	Cargo Technician	Move crates. Order stuff for the crew. Get bossed around by the Quartermaster. Break into engineering secure storage for those sweet, sweet emitters.	Easy
	Shaft Miner	Mine ores for science. Discover artifacts. Get brutally murdered by a Goliath within 5 minutes of round start.	Medium

SERVICE			Difficulty
	Bartender	Serve drinks to the crew. Stop bar fights. Get drunk and shoot the hop.	Easy
	Botanist	Make useful plants to either heal people or help the chef. Or make Ambrosia Deus every single time and kill the station from toxin poisoning.	Medium
	Chef	Make food for the crew. Have bloodfeuds with the waiters. Do ghetto surgery on people to extract those sweet, sweet appendixes. Replace surgery entirely.	Easy
	Janitor	Clean up the stations numerous blood spills and throw ups, "forget" to use wet floor signs and get lynched by the crew.	Hard
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	Clerk	Sell the things in your gift shop to the crew, steal supplies from every department to make them completely useless.	Easy

CIVILIANS			Difficulty
	Assistant	Steal everything not bolted down, deconstruct everything that is. Get arrested for stealing claim that they are gifts for your "Assistance". Beg HoP for full access	Easy
	Chaplain	Spread your great religion to the crew, turn people into shades with your soul stone. Whack people over the head with your bible until they are healed/dumbasses.	Easy
	Clown	Slip the mime within 5 seconds of round start. Generally be an asshole. Rule as a king over assistants. Query upon the nature of MiRaClEs.	HONK-Easy
	Mime	Entertain the crew with your classy humor. Suicide within 5 seconds of round start because you got mime.	Easy
	Librarian	Make books, get bored and suicide five minutes in when you can't figure it out.	Easy
	Lawyer	Advise with the Warden for fair sentence times. Stay up-to-date with the comings and goings of criminals. Attempt to legally represent the prisoners, while cursing the security staff for not listening to you. Get drunk and pretend you have money and a loving wife, named Dharma, just like the lawyers on TV.	Easy
	Tourist	Take pictures of everything, get murdered in arrivals, never to be found again.	Easy

SILICONS			Difficulty
	AI	Help the crew by monitoring the cameras and alarms, or end up being a doorknob.	Very Hard
	Cyborg	Help the crew with your chosen module by being Standard, Security, Janitor, Engineer, Medical, Mining, or Service. Get blown by an RD who doesn't bother checking your laws.	Hard to Very Hard
	Personal AI	Serve your master, get told to download Door Jack. Every. Single. Time.	Easy

ANTAGONISTS			Difficulty
	Traitor	Greentext. Spend half the round planning, get permabrigged in 10 minutes. Buy two e-swords and go on a rampage. Sleepy Pen your target and space him. Run around emagging all the important areas for the greytide. Buy a Syndicate Balloon and count how long it takes for you to get killed. Make the HoS break down and cry in a corner as you slaughter his staff.	Medium
	Changeling	Be an evil monster of death. Extract DNA. Do your objectives. Run around shrieking everyone. Scare people by using your powers. Mute sting and arm blade annoying shitlers who break into your work place. Get people lynched with transformation sting. Make the station commit suicide by hallucination stinging everyone. Get cremated for no reason.	Hard
	Nuclear Operative	Get dat fukken disc. Slip on the clown's 100 potency banana peel and explode yourself in shame. Get spotted by the AI at tcomms instantly. Shoot everything and everyone not in a red suit. Die when you get crushed in the Bridge blast doors. Watch as your whole team gets killed by a pissed off Captain who wants to protect his disc. Get shot by your team. Quit the game when someone ruins it for everyone.	Very Hard
	Wizard	Be a nice friendly pal. Spam magic missile. Have a magic show and disintegrate your volunteer. Turn the Captain into a statue, give horse masks to everyone, summon an apprentice to help you rain hell upon the station.	Hard
	Revolutionary	Use clever social engineering to convince the heads to leave the station peacefully. Lure people with promises of toys and then flash them. Employ your assistants in an automated stunprod factory. Force the Heads of Staff into playing Russian Roulette, the winner gets to die as well. Turn medbay into a breeding ground for the Revolution.	Easy
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	Malfunctioning AI	Be a manipulative, non lethal Malf AI, who's upon them before they can react. Flood plasma, overload the lights. Convince the Engineers to wire the singo and the solars into the grid and shock all the doors. Freak out and start the System Override when an Assistant finds all your blue APCs in maint. Go blitzkreig and win almost everytime. Silently curse Chemists, Geneticists, and Scientists as they foil your plans. Cry when a Miner throws reaction level 1 gibtonite at your core.	Very Hard
	Blob	Laugh when a greyshirt walks into maintenance and sees a blob hive. Get cries of "BLOB OLD BAR" 5 minutes into the round. Turn Engineering into a sea of green. Release the singo and break the gravity. Spam Blobbernauts and watch OOC explode when the round ends. Break down a wall to the Captain's Quarters so you can say hello, break walls for fun, turn people into mindless(er) zombies!	Medium

SPECIAL ANTAGONISTS			Difficulty
	Xenomorph	Try to be like the original Alien movie, become hunter, and get lasered to death by the HoS. Spam Neurotoxin down a hallway at the Deathsquad. Disarm spam people all the way back to your nest. Throw facehuggers from a distance to absolutely destroy all threats. Kill the Nuke Ops within 20 seconds of their arrival. Facehug 10 Wizards in 30 seconds. Chase the Space Ninja until you inevitably kill him. Make the Gods have to nuke the station because you're overpowered and killed all opposition.	Easy to Medium
	Space Ninja	Be an unseen shadow, completing your mission gracefully. Spawn in the last 15 minutes of the round, spend 10 of them working out how to activate the suit. Realize that you can use a cool sword. Run out of power and break all the APCs. Get seen by an Assistant immediately and spark a station-wide manhunt. Be a friendly ninja, get shot to death by the Detective.	Medium to Hard