Yogstation-13

Jobs

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Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job.

COMMAND

Difficulty

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Captain

You are basically in command of the station and can make any decisions needed to keep it running.

Impossible

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Head of Personnel

Hand out jobs or extra access if deemed necessary. Civilian departments like supply or the service department are under your control. Close your shutters, dump your PDA, and vanish like a ghost.

Hard

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Head of Security

Coordinate with your security officers and make most security-related decisions. Carry the armoury in your bag. Have a raging ego because you have strong armour. Don't pick this job if you can't handle a lot of admins stress.

Very Hard

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Chief Engineer

HORDE THE HARDSUITS, KILL POLY AND NOT KNOW HOW TO WORK ATMOSPHERICS Organize your henchmen and ensure they stay on task. Optimize engineering and atmospherics as you see fit. Demote incompetent engineers so they don't blow shit up. Be the only competent head. Ensure no one takes your precious materials. Kick the HoS out.

Hard

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Research Director

Command your science staff so not everyone works on the same thing. Take care of material stock.

Hard

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Chief Medical Officer

You are just a person who happens to have all access around medbay. Nobody really cares about you apart from your hypospray.

Easy to Suicidal


SECURITY

Difficulty

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Security Officer

Catch criminals and lock them up in the brig. Mend your war-torn limbs with donuts, lots and lots of donuts.

Hard

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Warden

Look after the brig when the HoS is gone. Keep all arrests up to date.

Hard

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Detective

You have the equipment to carefully investigate crime scenes and identify possible criminals.

Hard


ENGINEERING and ATMOSPHERICS

Difficulty

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Station Engineer

Set up the singularity and fix broken parts of the station.

Medium

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Atmospheric Technician

Make sure air flows smoothly. Connect those oxygen canisters. Massively fuck-up and fill disto with plasma.

Medium


MEDICAL

Difficulty

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Medical Doctor

Fix up hurt crewmembers or perform surgery on those who need it. There is nothing wrong with an occasional sex-change.

Easy

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Chemist

Make all sorts of chemicals that can benefit the station ranging from healing meds to hull breach fixer grenades.

Medium

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Geneticist

Research the humanoid genes by injecting yourself with unknown structural enzymes over and over. You are also supposed to clone people.

Hard

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Virologist

Make new beneficial harmful diseases and cure ignore existing ones.

Easy

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RESEARCH and DEVELOPMENT

Difficulty

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Scientist

You get to pick duties in the research & development, telescience, xenobiology or toxins fields of science. Each of which you will eventually inevitably die in (for SCIENCE!).

Easy

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Roboticist

You turn people into cyborgs, make mechas for departments when they request it, and make floor bots that are named such that people will look twice, and never appreciate.

Medium


SUPPLY

Difficulty

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Quartermaster

Command your cargo technicans slaves to move those crates. Order weapons crates. Cry when you can't open them.

Medium

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Cargo Technician

Move crates. Order stuff for the crew. Get bossed around by the Quartermaster. Break into engineering secure storage for those sweet, sweet emitters.

Easy

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Shaft Miner

Mine ores for science. Discover artifacts. Get brutally murdered by a Goliath within 5 minutes of round start.

Medium


SERVICE

Difficulty

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Bartender

Serve drinks to the crew. Stop bar fights. Get drunk and shoot the hop.

Easy

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Botanist

Make useful plants to either heal people or help the chef. Or make Ambrosia Deus every single time and kill the station from toxin poisoning.

Medium

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Chef

Make food for the crew. Have bloodfeuds with the waiters. Do ghetto surgery on people to extract those sweet, sweet appendixes. Replace surgery entirely.

Easy

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Janitor

Clean up the stations numerous blood spills and throw ups, "forget" to use wet floor signs and get lynched by the crew.

Hard

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Waiter

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Clerk

Sell the things in your gift shop to the crew, steal supplies from every department to make them completely useless.

Easy


CIVILIANS

Difficulty

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Assistant

Steal everything not bolted down, deconstruct everything that is. Get arrested for stealing claim that they are gifts for your "Assistance". Beg HoP for full access

Easy

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Chaplain

Spread your great religion to the crew, turn people into shades with your soul stone. Whack people over the head with your bible until they are healed/dumbasses.

Easy

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Clown

Slip the mime within 5 seconds of round start. Generally be an asshole. Rule as a king over assistants. Query upon the nature of MiRaClEs.

HONK-Easy

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Mime

Entertain the crew with your classy humor. Suicide within 5 seconds of round start because you got mime.

Easy

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Librarian

Make books, get bored and suicide five minutes in when you can't figure it out.

Easy

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Lawyer

Advise with the Warden for fair sentence times. Stay up-to-date with the comings and goings of criminals. Attempt to legally represent the prisoners, while cursing the security staff for not listening to you. Get drunk and pretend you have money and a loving wife, named Dharma, just like the lawyers on TV.

Easy

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Tourist

Take pictures of everything, get murdered in arrivals, never to be found again.

Easy


SILICONS

Difficulty

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AI

Help the crew by monitoring the cameras and alarms, or end up being a doorknob.

Very Hard

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Cyborg

Help the crew with your chosen module by being Standard, Security, Janitor, Engineer, Medical, Mining, or Service. Get blown by an RD who doesn't bother checking your laws.

Hard to Very Hard

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Personal AI

Serve your master, get told to download Door Jack. Every. Single. Time.

Easy


ANTAGONISTS

Difficulty

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Traitor

Greentext. Spend half the round planning, get permabrigged in 10 minutes. Buy two e-swords and go on a rampage. Sleepy Pen your target and space him. Run around emagging all the important areas for the greytide. Buy a Syndicate Balloon and count how long it takes for you to get killed. Make the HoS break down and cry in a corner as you slaughter his staff.

Medium

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Changeling

Be an evil monster of death. Extract DNA. Do your objectives. Run around shrieking everyone. Scare people by using your powers. Mute sting and arm blade annoying shitlers who break into your work place. Get people lynched with transformation sting. Make the station commit suicide by hallucination stinging everyone. Get cremated for no reason.

Hard

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Nuclear Operative

Get dat fukken disc. Slip on the clown's 100 potency banana peel and explode yourself in shame. Get spotted by the AI at tcomms instantly. Shoot everything and everyone not in a red suit. Die when you get crushed in the Bridge blast doors. Watch as your whole team gets killed by a pissed off Captain who wants to protect his disc. Get shot by your team. Quit the game when someone ruins it for everyone.

Very Hard

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Wizard

Be a nice friendly pal. Spam magic missile. Have a magic show and disintegrate your volunteer. Turn the Captain into a statue, give horse masks to everyone, summon an apprentice to help you rain hell upon the station.

Hard

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Revolutionist

Use clever social engineering to convince the heads to leave the station peacefully. Lure people with promises of toys and then flash them. Employ your assistants in an automated stunprod factory. Force the Heads of Staff into playing Russian Roulette, the winner gets to die as well. Turn medbay into a breeding ground for the Revolution.

Easy

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Malfunction

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Blob

Laugh when a greyshirt walks into maintenance and sees a blob hive. Get cries of "BLOB OLD BAR" 5 minutes into the round. Turn Engineering into a sea of green. Release the singo and break the gravity. Spam Blobbernauts and watch OOC explode when the round ends. Break down a wall to the Captain's Quarters so you can say hello, break walls for fun, turn people into mindless(er) zombies!

Medium

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