Ian

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Revision as of 21:27, 5 May 2016 by imported>Armhulen (isn't even close to all of the roles, time to make ian great again, atleast by adding some of them there roles)
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SPECIAL STAFF
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Ian
Access: None
Additional Access: N/A
Difficulty: Impossible
Supervisors: Head of Personnel
Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
Guides: Chain of Command
Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.

EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR

  • Head:
    • Regular Helmet
    • Sunglasses
    • Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
    • HoP's Hat
    • Top Hat
    • Kitty Ears
    • Clown mask (honk)
    • Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
    • Detective's Hat
    • Sombrero
    • Nurse Hat
    • Beret
    • Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
    • Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
    • Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
    • Bunny Ears
    • Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
    • Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
    • Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
    • Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
    • Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
    • A sheet of paper
    • Cargo baseball cap.
    • Cardborg Helmet
    • A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
  • Back:
    • Standard Armor
    • Station bound radio
    • Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
    • Fire Extinguisher
    • Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)

Lisa

It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.

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Jobs on /tg/station
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Law and Order: Alpha Dog, Master, Bigger Dog, Smells like Whiskey, Pee On, Butt Sniffer , Paper Dog


Maintenance and Supply: Poly's Keeper, Yellow Dog, Smells Strange, Bag of Treets keeper, Corgi Orderer, Corgi Pusher, Smells like "Plants", Outside Dog


Medical and Science: Grrrrr, Smells like cat, Smells like Bad, Smells like death, Smells like makefeelgood, Smells like everything, Maker of loud buzzy things, Trouble


Civil Duty Jobs: Threat, Bark at constantly, Tastes like whiskey, Barking, Keeper of the foods, Smells funny, Smells blank, Lewd Dog


Nonhuman Class: Loudvoicefromwall, Loud buzzy thing, Metal bug, Loudvoicefromsmallbox, Is that a Ghost Shaggy?, G-g-g-GHOST!


Enemy Agents: Bad Dogs, Yawn, Every Dog, Armed Dog, Maintenance Dog, Spiney Dogs, Magic Dog, Guard Dog, Hungry Dog


Special Jobs: Bark, Sniff & Arf, Best Dog, Who?, Anyone else smell that?, Dog catchers!, Bigger Alpha Dogs