Achievements in SS13 function the same as achievements in most other games: you complete a certain task and then the achievement is given to you.
| Achievement | Requirement |
|---|---|
| Back to Carbon | Get cremated. |
| Badass Syndie | As a traitor, complete your objectives without buying any items. |
| Blood Rites | As a member of blood cult, summon Nar-Sie. |
| Breath of Life | Perform CPR on someone... |
| Clock Work | As a servant of Ratvar, summon Ratvar. |
| Clock Work | As the Eminence, summon Ratvar. |
| Count de Ville | As a vampire, complete your objectives. |
| Delta Alert | As a nuclear operative, score a major or minor victory. |
| Down with Nanotrasen | As a revolutionary, complete your objectives. |
| Duke of Ducats | As the QM, have a million cargo credits by the end of the round. |
| Flatlined | You died. |
| From The Shadows | As a revenant, complete your objectives. |
| Green Text | As an antagonist, achieve your first green text. |
| Grey Goo | As a blob, complete your objectives. |
| Honest Work | Set up one of the solar arrays as part of the Engineering team. |
| I have built my organization upon fear | As a gang leader, take over the station. |
| I Live Again | As a roboticist, create a cyborg. |
| I'm givin' it all she's got, Captain! | As Chief Engineer, produce more than three megawatts of power. |
| Isaac Clarke | Survive a full round as part of the Engineering team. |
| Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum | Kill Bubblegum, the king of slaughter demons. |
| King of Credits | As the QM, beat the current record of cargo credits. |
| Lifesaver | Successfully defibrillate someone. |
| Master of Blood | As a cult master, summon Nar-Sie. |
| Mission Failed, We'll Get'em Next Time | As an antagonist, fail your objectives. |
| Nice and Toasty | Get set on fire in a fire-resistant suit. |
| Quadruple Cross | As an external affairs agent, complete your objectives. |
| Reverse Card | As a member of the crew, deal a humiliating defeat to the nuclear team. |
| Scholars of the Arcane | As a wizard, complete your objectives. |
| Space Aids | As a sentient disease, survive and complete your objectives. |
| The Dark Shadow | As a shadowling, ascend successfully. |
| The Thing | As a changeling, complete your objectives. |
| Triple Cross | As an internal affairs agent, complete your objectives. |
| Turf War | As a gang member, take over the station. |
| Viva la Revolution! | As a head revolutionary, complete your objectives. |
| Yaaaahr! | As member of the pirate crew, collect sufficient bounty from the crew. |
| You wouldn't get it | As a clown operative, score a major or minor victory. |