Jobs

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Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job.

Command
File:Captain.png	Captain	Makes sure the station stays in shape, has a theft battle with the HoP for Ian.
File:Head of Personell.png	Head of Personnel	Handles station logistics, gives the clown all access.
File:Head of Security.png	Head of Security	Protects the station, commands his security officers, executes the clown for breaking a window.
File:Chief Engineer.png	Chief Engineer	Maintains the stations systems, uploads a honk script to telecomms.
File:Research Director.png	Research Director	Researches things to benefit the station, Makes an army of golems while cackling like the mad scientist he is.
	Chief Medical Officer	Heals crewmembers, coordinates the medical team, strokes runtime, releases the honk virus

Security
File:Security Officer.png	Security Officer	Patrols the station arresting criminals, attacks the clown with his baton
	Warden	Watches over the brig making sure the prisoners do there time, loots the armory and goes on a killing spree.
	Detective	Scans crime scenes with his forensic scanner for clues, chain smokes cigarettes then commits suicide.

Engineering & Atmos
File:Station Engineer.png	Station Engineer	Fixes the station, provides power to the station, steals the hardsuits.
File:Atmos Technician.png	Atmos Technician	Makes sure the stations Atmospherics stay running, releases plasma into the station.

Medbay
	Medical Doctors	Heals crew members, knocks people out then surgically removes their limbs.
File:Chemist.jpeg	Chemist	See all that complicated stuff you thought was chemistry? Forget all about that, magically create all healing potions by just throwing stuff together.
	Geneticist	Researches human genes to unlock powers, turns everyone into himself.
	Virologist	Researches cures to diseases and makes custom diseases which give everyone beards.
File:Mining Medic.png	Mining Medic	Rescues injured miners on the mining asteroid.Forgets that space does not have air.

Research & Development
	Scientist	Researches useful tools to help the crew, tests out bombs for future antag rounds and breeds slimes up until he becomes a slime himself... Plop
	Roboticist	Builds and maintains cyborgs, builds mechs to help the station, builds the clown a H.O.N.K mech.

Supply
	Quartermaster	Orders supplies to help the crew, orders weapons and turns cargo into cargonia.
	Cargo Technician	Moves crates off the supply shuttle, joins the QM in the liberation of cargonia.
	Shaft Miner	Mines rare ores for science, abandons the station to find the clown shuttle.

Service
	Bartender	Serves the crew drinks, force feeds people neurotoxin
	Botanist	Grows food, mutates plants, murders people with deathnettle.
	Chef	Makes food, kills Punpun, serves people human burgers.
	Janitor	Keeps the station halls clean and kills rodents. Eventually gets lynched for not putting down wet floor signs.
File:Waiter.png	Waiter	Serves food to tables, spits in peoples food.
	Clerk	Sells souvenirs,steals souvenirs to take home.

Other Jobs
	Assistant	Assists crewmembers, beats people to death with a toolbox, takes over the station in a greytide.
	Chaplain	Praises his god, beats people on the head with his bible.
	Clown	Makes funny jokes HONK, Slips people with his banana peel, goes on a H.O.N.K mech rampage, HONK.
	Lawyer	Gets criminals out of prison, makes contracts, steals sunglasses.
	Librarian	Looks after library books. Gets damned to space hell if they write erotic books, that's a sin.
	Mime	Entertains the station with civilized entertainment, steals the clowns mask.
	Tourist	Buys souvenirs, takes photos, gets eaten by changelings.
	Recovery Agent	Recovers dead bodies around the station and puts them in the morgue, ignores xenomorphs and befriends the wizard.

Silicons
	AI	Controls station systems to help the crew, Is A Professional Door-Opener, Bosses Around Cyborgs.
File:Cyborgtroop.png	Cyborg	Performs station duties humans are unable to fufill.
	Personal AI	Becomes a helpful companion to a crew member,gets thrown in disposals and forgotten about.