Jobs
Your job is your role. Your access and equipment depend on your job.
Command | ||
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File:Captain.png | Captain | Makes sure the station stays in shape, has a theft battle with the HoP for Ian. |
File:Head of Personell.png | Head of Personell | Handles station logistics, gives the clown all access. |
File:Head of Security.png | Head of Security | Protects the station, commands his security officers, executes the clown for breaking a window. |
File:Chief Engineer.png | Chief Engineer | Maintains the stations systems, uploads a honk script to telecomms. |
File:Research Director.png | Research Director | Researches things to benefit the station, Makes an army of golems while cackling like the mad scientist he is. |
Chief Medical Officer | Heals crewmembers, coordinates the medical team, strokes runtime, releases the honk virus |
Security | ||
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File:Security Officer.png | Security Officer | Patrols the station arresting criminals, attacks the clown with his baton |
Warden | Watches over the brig making sure the prisoners do there time, loots the armory and goes on a killing spree. | |
Detective | Scans crime scenes with his forensic scanner for clues, chain smokes cigarettes then commits suicide. |
Engineering & Atmos | ||
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File:Station Engineer.png | Station Engineer | Fixes the station, provides power to the station, steals the hardsuits. |
File:Atmos Technician.png | Atmos Technician | Makes sure the stations Atmospherics stay running, releases plasma into the station. |
Medbay | ||
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Medical Doctors | Heals crew members, knocks people out then surgically remove there limbs. | |
Chemist | See all that complicated stuff you thought was chemistry? Forget all about that, magically create all healing potions by just throwing stuff together. | |
Geneticist | Researches human genes to unlock powers, turns everyone into himself. | |
Virologist | Researches cures to diseases and makes custom diseases which give everyone beards. | |
File:Mining Medic.png | Mining Medic | Rescues injured miners on the mining asteroid. |
Research & Development | ||
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Scientist | Researches useful tools to help the crew, tests out bombs for future antag rounds and breeds slimes up until he becomes a slime himself... Plop | |
Roboticist | Builds and maintains cyborgs, builds mechs to help the station, builds the clown a H.O.N.K mech. |
Supply | ||
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Quartermaster | Orders supplies to help the crew, orders weapons and turns cargo into cargonia. | |
Cargo Technician | Moves crates off the supply shuttle, joins the QM in the liberation of cargonia. | |
Shaft Miner | Mines rare ores for science, abandons the station to find the clown shuttle. |
Service | ||
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Bartender | Serves the crew drinks, force feeds people neurotoxin | |
Botanist | Grows food, mutates plants, murders people with deathnettle. | |
Chef | Makes food, kills Punpun, serves people human burgers. | |
Janitor | Keeps the station halls clean and kills rodents. Eventually gets lynched for not putting down wet floor signs. | |
File:Waiter.png | Waiter | Serves food to tables, spits in peoples food. |
Clerk | Sells souvenirs,steals souvenirs to take home. |
Other Jobs | ||
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Assistant | Assists crewmembers, beats people to death with a toolbox, takes over the station in a greytide. | |
Chaplain | Praises his god, beats people on the head with his bible. | |
Clown | Makes funny jokes HONK, Slips people with his banana peel, goes on a H.O.N.K mech rampage, HONK. | |
Lawyer | Gets criminals out of prison, makes contracts, steals sunglasses. | |
Librarian | Looks after library books. Gets damned to space hell if they write erotic books, that's a sin. | |
Mime | Entertains the station with civilised entertainment, steals the clowns mask. | |
Tourist | Buys souvenirs, takes photos, gets eaten by changelings. | |
Recovery Agent | Recovers dead bodies around the station and puts them in the morgue, ignores xenomorphs and befriends the wizard. |
Silicons | ||
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AI | Controls station systems to help the crew members. | |
File:Cyborg.png | Cyborg | Performs station duties humans are unable to fufill. |
File:Personal AI.png | Personal AI | Becomes a helpful companion to a crew member,gets thrown in disposals and forgotten about. |