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What to do, what to do? All this time and there is nobody at your shop. Well, come up with some fun things! A good tip for all clerks is to '''get a PROVE PDA Cartridge''', as it will allow you to message all through your PDA. It is the one that all the lawyers start with, and the HoP can also give you one from his PTech vending machine. Now, with your newfound power, you can start coming up with things. A Clerk can either be the most boring job in the station or the most fun. It just matters who plays it. The Clerk is generally a blank slate for gimmicks, fun, and roleplay. Come up with something fun to do to bring people to your shop! Your shop is your own, so you can change it however you please. (It is strongly advised that gift shops such as Boxstation's, Deltastation's, and Metastation's be rearranged so that the display shelves and counters are placed behind the register, as your items on display can and will be easily stolen.) Examples of gimmicks are: | What to do, what to do? All this time and there is nobody at your shop. Well, come up with some fun things! A good tip for all clerks is to '''get a PROVE PDA Cartridge''', as it will allow you to message all through your PDA. It is the one that all the lawyers start with, and the HoP can also give you one from his PTech vending machine. Now, with your newfound power, you can start coming up with things. A Clerk can either be the most boring job in the station or the most fun. It just matters who plays it. The Clerk is generally a blank slate for gimmicks, fun, and roleplay. Come up with something fun to do to bring people to your shop! Your shop is your own, so you can change it however you please. (It is strongly advised that gift shops such as Boxstation's, Deltastation's, and Metastation's be rearranged so that the display shelves and counters are placed behind the register, as your items on display can and will be easily stolen.) Examples of gimmicks are: | ||
* <s>Steal</s> Kindly ask for goods from other departments, such as slime extracts and exotic plants, to name a few. | * <s>Steal</s> Kindly ask for goods from other departments, such as slime extracts and exotic plants, to name a few. | ||
*Work with the [[Artist]] and you’ll have an abundance of paintings to sell. Just make sure to give them some of the credits earned <s>or don’t</s>. | |||
* If you are an asshole, steal all the tools from the tool storage. The grey tide will grow angry, yet they will be powerless without tools. Engineering and Security will be thankful for your efforts against the minimum wage menace. NOTE: You probably should not do this unless you have a death wish, because you are pretty much making yourself a target for a beating. | * If you are an asshole, steal all the tools from the tool storage. The grey tide will grow angry, yet they will be powerless without tools. Engineering and Security will be thankful for your efforts against the minimum wage menace. NOTE: You probably should not do this unless you have a death wish, because you are pretty much making yourself a target for a beating. | ||
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* You can make science hate you by asking for access to maint and the service hall, going to the techfab in the service hall, ejecting all the precious metals, and selling them for a high price. This is almost guaranteed to get you fed to a slime/debrained and put in an MMI. Whoops, shouldn't have stolen shit! | * You can make science hate you by asking for access to maint and the service hall, going to the techfab in the service hall, ejecting all the precious metals, and selling them for a high price. This is almost guaranteed to get you fed to a slime/debrained and put in an MMI. Whoops, shouldn't have stolen shit! | ||
==Dark Deals== | ==Dark Deals== | ||
As a [[Traitor]] Clerk, your options are rather limited. You are all but an Assistant, with a marginal amount of access. However, many people will look completely past the Clerk, so this position affords you some valuable anonymity. Additionally, setting up the right trade deals with different Departments (if they give you the time of day) can also net you various supplies and tools without arousing too much suspicion. The only limit is your creativity. | As a [[Traitor]] Clerk, your options are rather limited. You are all but an Assistant, with a marginal amount of access. However, many people will look completely past the Clerk, so this position affords you some valuable anonymity. Additionally, setting up the right trade deals with different Departments (if they give you the time of day) can also net you various supplies and tools without arousing too much suspicion. The only limit is your creativity. | ||