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[[File:Telescience console.png|thumb|600px|alt=Telescience_Consode|link=Jando was here|ugly.]]
===Challenges for the Robust in All of Us===
# Be useful and teleport dead bodies to Genetics for cloning, or injured crew straight to Medbay for treatment!
# Teleport an Engineering Cyborg straight to a hull breach!
# Borrow all the Chef's donuts!
# Teleport the last remaining revhead into the Brig for ''implanting''!
# Find the remaining Bananium ore and construct a H.O.N.K. mech for the Clown!
# Teleport the Nuclear Device around during a Nuclear Operatives -round! Bonus points if it's right after they stick in DAT FUKKEN DISK and before they input the code! Double bonus points for teleporting it to the derelict!
# Teleport a bomb onto a malfunctioning AI's core!
# Teleport the [[Woody's Got Wood|WGW]] reader into LORD SINGULOTH!
===TL;DR===
If you're not a real scientist who likes to do science and learn from it, you can use these:
* [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Telescience%20v5.zip Braincake's Calculator]
* Coordinate maps:
** Z-level 1 (station itself): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/station_coordinates.jpg boxstation], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/meta_coordinates.jpg metastation]
** Z-level 3 (old telecommunications sat): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_tcommsat_coordinates.jpg tcommsat], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_teleporter_coordinates.jpg abandoned teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/white_shuttle_coordinates.jpg white shuttle]
** Z-level 4 (derelict): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_coordinates.jpg derelict], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_teleporter_coordinates.jpg derelict teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/clown_shuttle_coordinates.jpg clown shuttle], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/dj_station_coordinates.jpg DJ station]
** Z-level 5 (mining): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_main_coordinates.jpg main outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_west_coordinates.jpg west outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_north_coordinates.jpg north outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/labor_camp_coordinates.jpg labor camp], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_alien_coordinates.jpg alien-weed-covered part]
** [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps%20v2.zip Coordinate Maps All-In-One zip-package]
===Traitorous Uses of Telescience===
* Build a crew monitoring console. Build r windows around the telepad. Enter the cords of your target/whoever the fuck you wish to kill, teleport them in, laugh at their confusion, then send them to deep space. Laugh once more. Repeat.
** Also teleport in Guns from the armory. Teleport in your theft objectives.
*** Teleport in the clown, remove his headset, and close the blast door. Congrats, you have your very own pet just like the HoP!


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