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Welcome to Telescience, the room where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible|legitimate purposes]].
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Welcome to Telescience, the room where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for legitimate purposes.


===Whatcha have and watcha need===
===Whatcha have and watcha need===
[[File:Telescience_room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience_room|link=Telescience|The Telescience Lab.]]
[[File:Telescience_room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience_room|link=Telescience|The Telescience Lab.]]
*5 GPS (kinda useless. Good for R&D)
*5 [[File:Global Positioning System.gif]] GPS (kinda useless. Good for R&D)
*5 Telescience Beacon
*5 Telescience Beacon
*1 Screwdriver, Multitool, Wrench, Crowbar
*1 [[File:Screwdriver tool.png]] Screwdriver, [[File:Multitool.png]] Multitool, [[File:Wrench.png]] Wrench, [[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar
*1 Telepad Control Console
*1 [[File:Teleporter Control Console.gif]] Telepad Control Console
*1 Telepad
*1 [[File:Telescience.gif]] Telepad
*1 Stack of paper for your <s>talismans</s> notes complete with a folder and pen
*1 Stack of paper for your <s>talismans</s> notes complete with a folder and pen


===Holy Shit, I Will be the Ruler of Space and Time!===
===Holy Shit, I Will be the Ruler of Space and Time!===
Not yet. To set up you have to
Not yet. To set up you have to
*1 Open the Telepad's server panel with the screwdriver and load up it's buffer with the multitool.
# Open the Telepad's server panel with the screwdriver and load up it's buffer with the multitool.
*2 Load up the buffer into the Telepad Control Console with said Multitool.
# Load up the buffer into the Telepad Control Console with said Multitool.


That was easy wasn't it? Don't forget to close the Telepad!
That was easy wasn't it? Don't forget to close the Telepad!
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If you send someting it will always get whatever is on top of the telepad into the beacon, considering cardinal points.  
If you send someting it will always get whatever is on top of the telepad into the beacon, considering cardinal points.  
Say, you '''send'' a banana peel X: -3, you teleport it 3 tiles to the left of wherever the beacon is.
Say, you '''send''' a banana peel X: -3, you teleport it 3 tiles to the left of wherever the beacon is.
If you recieve something is will always land on top of the telepad.
If you recieve something is will always land on top of the telepad.
Say, you '''recieve''' a prisoner that's 2 tiles on top of the beacon. You need X:0 Y:2. You get the idea
Say, you '''recieve''' a prisoner that's 2 tiles on top of the beacon. You need X:0 Y:2. You get the idea


[[File:Telescience console.png|thumb|600px|alt=Telescience_Consode|link=Jando was here|ugly.]]
[[File:Telescience console.png|thumb|600px|alt=Telescience_Consode|ugly.]]
 
===Challenges for the Robust in All of Us===
# Be useful and teleport dead bodies to Genetics for cloning, or injured crew straight to Medbay for treatment!
# Teleport an Engineering Cyborg straight to a hull breach!
# Borrow all the Chef's donuts!
# Teleport the last remaining revhead into the Brig for ''implanting''!
# Find the remaining Bananium ore and construct a H.O.N.K. mech for the Clown!
# Teleport the Nuclear Device around during a Nuclear Operatives -round! Bonus points if it's right after they stick in DAT FUKKEN DISK and before they input the code! Double bonus points for teleporting it to the derelict!
# Teleport a bomb onto a malfunctioning AI's core!
# Teleport the [[Woody's Got Wood|WGW]] reader into LORD SINGULOTH!
 
 
===TL;DR===
If you're not a real scientist who likes to do science and learn from it, you can use these:
* [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Telescience%20v5.zip Braincake's Calculator]


* Coordinate maps:
===Advanced Slightly Traitorious Telescience===
** Z-level 1 (station itself): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/station_coordinates.jpg boxstation], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/meta_coordinates.jpg metastation]
** Z-level 3 (old telecommunications sat): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_tcommsat_coordinates.jpg tcommsat], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/old_teleporter_coordinates.jpg abandoned teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/white_shuttle_coordinates.jpg white shuttle]
** Z-level 4 (derelict): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_coordinates.jpg derelict], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/derelict_teleporter_coordinates.jpg derelict teleporter], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/clown_shuttle_coordinates.jpg clown shuttle], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/dj_station_coordinates.jpg DJ station]
** Z-level 5 (mining): [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_main_coordinates.jpg main outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_west_coordinates.jpg west outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_north_coordinates.jpg north outpost], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/labor_camp_coordinates.jpg labor camp], [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps/mining_alien_coordinates.jpg alien-weed-covered part]
** [https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/41920377/Coordinate%20Maps%20v2.zip Coordinate Maps All-In-One zip-package]


===Traitorous Uses of Telescience===
*Get a pAI. It can use the console and save you in a pinch. Plus is fun for the other player
* Build a crew monitoring console. Build r windows around the telepad. Enter the cords of your target/whoever the fuck you wish to kill, teleport them in, laugh at their confusion, then send them to deep space. Laugh once more. Repeat.
*Learn the station layout so you get that sweet locker in a few tries
** Also teleport in Guns from the armory. Teleport in your theft objectives.
*The Advanced Telescience Beacon is better
*** Teleport in the clown, remove his headset, and close the blast door. Congrats, you have your very own pet just like the HoP!
*The room has all the tools to move the machine and computer
*Hire an assistant and turn him into an space explorer
*Achieve an inhumane level of cooperation and give a beacon to a miner, build ORM in the lab and you are everyone's best friend.


[[Category:Guides]]
[[Category:Guides]]

Latest revision as of 03:51, 30 June 2021

Currently not implemented on the server(30/10/2018)


Welcome to Telescience, the room where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for legitimate purposes.

Whatcha have and watcha need

Telescience_room
The Telescience Lab.
  • 5 Global Positioning System.gif GPS (kinda useless. Good for R&D)
  • 5 Telescience Beacon
  • 1 Screwdriver tool.png Screwdriver, Multitool.png Multitool, Wrench.png Wrench, Crowbar.png Crowbar
  • 1 Teleporter Control Console.gif Telepad Control Console
  • 1 Telescience.gif Telepad
  • 1 Stack of paper for your talismans notes complete with a folder and pen

Holy Shit, I Will be the Ruler of Space and Time!

Not yet. To set up you have to

  1. Open the Telepad's server panel with the screwdriver and load up it's buffer with the multitool.
  2. Load up the buffer into the Telepad Control Console with said Multitool.

That was easy wasn't it? Don't forget to close the Telepad!

The nice image you see on the right is what you'll operate to finally rule space and time.

Each beacon has a random identifier which you can rename through the computer to your liking or using a pen directly. The idea is to Send and Recieve to and from the beacon. The nice X and Y you see there are the cardinal points, duh, and the center is the beacon.

If you send someting it will always get whatever is on top of the telepad into the beacon, considering cardinal points. Say, you send a banana peel X: -3, you teleport it 3 tiles to the left of wherever the beacon is. If you recieve something is will always land on top of the telepad. Say, you recieve a prisoner that's 2 tiles on top of the beacon. You need X:0 Y:2. You get the idea

Telescience_Consode
ugly.

Advanced Slightly Traitorious Telescience

  • Get a pAI. It can use the console and save you in a pinch. Plus is fun for the other player
  • Learn the station layout so you get that sweet locker in a few tries
  • The Advanced Telescience Beacon is better
  • The room has all the tools to move the machine and computer
  • Hire an assistant and turn him into an space explorer
  • Achieve an inhumane level of cooperation and give a beacon to a miner, build ORM in the lab and you are everyone's best friend.
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