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| Ali-yum!
| Ali-yum!
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![[File:Metriodburger.gif|45px]]
![[File:Metriodburger.png|45px]]
!Slime Burger
!Slime Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
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| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
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|-
![[File:Twobread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
!Two Bread
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
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| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
!Spesslaw
!Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
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| What, no crackers?
| What, no crackers?
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![[File:Bloodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|50px]]
!Blood Soup
!Blood Soup
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
| They ''may'' think you're the [[Chef|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
|-
![[File:Metriodsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Metriodsoup.png|50px]]
!Slime Soup
!Slime Soup
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]
!Clown's Tears
!Clown's Tears
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
|-
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
!Mystery Soup
!Mystery Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese.
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
| This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.  
|-
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Soup
!Mushroom Soup
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
| The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.gif|50px]]
![[File:Beetsoup.png|50px]]
!Beet Soup
!Beet Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
| 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage
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| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.gif|50px]]
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
!Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
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| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
![[File:Ffish.gif|50px]]
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
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| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|-
![[File:Sausage.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
!Sausage
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Palegreen;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
!Herb Salad
!Herb Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
| What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
!Aesir salad
!Aesir salad
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
| Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
|-
![[File:Validsalad.gif|50px]]
![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
!Valid Salad
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
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| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
![[File:Gtart.gif|50px]]
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
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| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|-
![[File:Orangecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
!Orange Cake
!Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Limecake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
!Lime Cake
!Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
!Lemon Cake
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Choccake.gif|50px]]
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Cake
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
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| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|-
![[File:Chaw.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chaw.png|50px]]
!Chawanmushi
!Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
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| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
|-
![[File:Biscuit.gif|50px]]
![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
!Plump Biscuits
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Cyan;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:Chocegg.gif|50px]]
![[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Egg
!Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
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| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
|-
![[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
![[File:Moonshine.png|50px]]
!Moonshine
!Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.

Revision as of 07:07, 25 October 2013

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

File:Food1.pngFile:Food2.pngFile:Food3.pngFile:Food4.pngFile:Food5.png
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
File:AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
File:Aloe.gif Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
File:Amasec.gif Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
File:Andalusia.gif Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
File:BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
File:Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
File:Bilkglass.gif Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
File:BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
File:Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
File:ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
File:GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
File:Grog.gif Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
File:Hoochglass.gif Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
File:IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
File:IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.gif Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
File:RedMead.gif Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
File:Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
File:Silencer.gif Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
File:SnowWhite.gif Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
File:Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
File:SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
File:ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
File:Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
File:VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream


Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger.png Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
File:Metriodburger.png Slime Burger 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread.png Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
File:Metroidtoast.png Slime Toast 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice!
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes. What, no crackers?
Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam. Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle. The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat. The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatstake.png Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage.png Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Banana.png Banana Phone 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut.png Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
File:Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffins!
Cracker.png Cracker 5 Flour, 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating.
File:Boiledcore.png Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chillies.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
File:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries.
Brownglass.gif Potato juice Juice potatos.
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice Orange.
File:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice Lime.
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice Lemon.
Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)


Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 Units of flour in the microwave.