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==Drinks==
==Drinks==
'''IMPORTANT:'''<br>Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur<br>Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled<br>Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
'''IMPORTANT:'''<br>[[Kahlua]] = Coffee Liqueur<br>[[Vodka]] = Tunguska Triple Distilled<br>Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve


Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!
Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!
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![[File:AcidSpit.gif|50px]]
![[File:AcidSpit.gif|50px]]
!Acid Spit
!Acid Spit
|5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|5 units [[Wine]], 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|-
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|50px]]
![[File:AlliesCocktail.gif|50px]]
!Allies Cocktail
!Allies Cocktail
|1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|1 part [[Classic Martini]], 1 part [[Vodka]]
|-
|-
![[File:Aloe.gif|50px]]
![[File:Aloe.gif|50px]]
!Aloe
!Aloe
|1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|1 unit [[Watermelon Juice]], 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|-
|-
![[File:Amasec.gif|50px]]
![[File:Amasec.gif|50px]]
!Amasec
!Amasec
|1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|1 unit Iron, 1 part [[Wine]], 1 part [[Vodka]]
|-
|-
![[File:Andalusia.gif|50px]]
![[File:Andalusia.gif|50px]]
!Andalusia
!Andalusia
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part [[Lemon Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
!Anti-Freeze
!Anti-Freeze
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|-
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
!Atomic Bomb
!Atomic Bomb
|10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|10 parts [[B-52]], 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
!B-52
!{{anchor|B-52}}B-52
|1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|1 part Irish Cream, 1 part [[Kahlua]], 1 part Cognac
|-
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
!Bahama Mama
!Bahama Mama
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts [[Orange Juice]], 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part ice
|-
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|50px]]
![[File:BananaHonk.gif|50px]]
!Banana Honk
!Banana Honk
|1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|1 part [[Banana Juice]], 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part [[Sugar]]
|-
|-
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Barefootglass.gif|50px]]
!Barefoot
!Barefoot
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part [[Berry Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
!Beepsky Smash
!Beepsky Smash
|2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|2 parts [[Lime Juice]], 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|-
|-
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bilkglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
!Black Russian
!Black Russian
|3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|3 parts [[Vodka]], 2 parts [[Kahlua]]
|-
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
!Bloody Mary
!Bloody Mary
|1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|1 part [[Vodka]], 2 parts [[Ketchup]], 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
!Booger
!Booger
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part [[Watermelon Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
!Brave Bull
!Brave Bull
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Kahlua]]
|-
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|50px]]
![[File:ChangelingSting.gif|50px]]
!Changeling Sting
!Changeling Sting
|1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
|1 unit [[Lime Juice]], 1 unit [[Lemon Juice]], 1 unit [[Orange Juice]], 1 unit [[Vodka]]
|-
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
!Classic Martini
!{{anchor|Classic Martini}}Classic Martini
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
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![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|50px]]
![[File:DevilsKiss.gif|50px]]
!Devil's Kiss
!Devil's Kiss
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part [[Kahlua]]
|-
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
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![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
![[File:ErikaSurprise.gif|50px]]
!Erika Surprise
!Erika Surprise
|1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|1 part Ale, 1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part [[Banana Juice]]
|-
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
!Gin Fizz
!Gin Fizz
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
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![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
!Goldschlager
!Goldschlager
|10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|10 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Gold
|-
|-
![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
![[File:Grog.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Hoochglass.gif|50px]]
!Hooch
!Hooch
|1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|1 part [[Sugar]], 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|-
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
![[File:IcedBeer.gif|50px]]
!Iced Beer
!Iced Beer
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
|5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice  '''''or'''''  10 parts Beer, 1 part [[Frost Oil]]
|-
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
!Long Island Iced Tea
!Long Island Iced Tea
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|-
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
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![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
!Margarita
!Margarita
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
![[File:Mead.gif|50px]]
!Mead
!Mead
|1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|1 part [[Sugar]], 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|-
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
!Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
!Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|1 part Gin, 1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part [[Lime Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
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![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sbitenglass.gif|50px]]
!Sbiten
!Sbiten
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|1 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Capsaicin
|-
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
!Screwdriver
!Screwdriver
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
![[File:Silencer.gif|50px]]
!Silencer
!Silencer
|1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
|1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part [[Sugar]]
|-
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
!Singulo
!Singulo
|5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|5 part [[Vodka]], 1 part Radium, 5 part [[Wine]].
|-
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
![[File:SnowWhite.gif|50px]]
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![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
!Tequilla Sunrise
!Tequilla Sunrise
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part [[Orange Juice]]
|-
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
!The Doctor's Delight
!The Doctor's Delight
|1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
|1 part [[Lime Juice]], 1 part [[Ketchup]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]], 1 part Cream, 1 part [[Tricordrazine]]
|-
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
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![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Orangeglass.gif|50px]]
!Thirteen Loko
!Thirteen Loko
|1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
|1 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part [[Orange Juice]], 1 part Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
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|-
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
!Vodka Martini
![[Vodka]] Martini
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
!Vodka and Tonic
![[Vodka]] and Tonic
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|2 parts [[Vodka]], 1 part Tonic
|-
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
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==Microwave Recipes==
==Microwave Recipes==
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
Note: Milk, Berry Juice, [[Soy Sauce]], [[Hot Sauce]], [[Cold Sauce]], and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.


===Burgers===
===Burgers===
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![[File:burger.png|50px]]
![[File:burger.png|50px]]
!Burger
!Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Meat
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Meat
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
|-
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
!Brain Burger
!Brain Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Brain
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
|-
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
!Clown Burger
!Clown Burger
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour
| 1 Clown Mask, 5 [[[[Flour]]]]
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].
|-
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
!Mime Burger
!Mime Burger
| 1 Mime Mask, 5 Flour
| 1 Mime Mask, 5 [[[[Flour]]]]
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
!Tofu Burger
!Tofu Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Tofu
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 [[Tofu]]
| Melts your face!
| Melts your face!
|-
|-
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
![[File:spell.png|50px]]
!Spell Burger
!Spell Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
!Xenoburger
| 5 Flour, 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 [[Xenos|Xeno-meat]]
| Ali-yum!
| Ali-yum!
|-
|-
![[File:Metriodburger.png|45px]]
![[File:Metriodburger.png|45px]]
!Slime Burger
!Slime Burger
| 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam
| 15 [[Flour]], 5 [[Slime Jam]]
| My insides are burning!
| My insides are burning!
|-
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
!Ghost Burger
!Ghost Burger
| 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Ectoplasm
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
| Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
!Big Bite Burger
!Big Bite Burger
| 3 Meat, 5 Flour
| 3 Meat, 5 [[Flour]]
| Forget the Big Mac.
| Forget the Big Mac.
|-
|-
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
![[File:superbite.png|50px]]
!Super Bite Burger
!Super Bite Burger
| 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of [[Salt]], 5 units of [[Pepper]]
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|}
|}
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![[File:bread.png|50px]]
![[File:bread.png|50px]]
!Bread
!Bread
| 15 Flour
| 15 [[Flour]]
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
!Meatbread
!Meatbread
| 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 3 Meat, 15 [[Flour]], 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
!Tofu-Bread
!Tofu-Bread
| 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour
| 3 Tofu, 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s, 15 [[Flour]]
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
![[File:xbread.png|50px]]
!Xeno-bread
!Xeno-bread
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges
| 3 Xeno-meat, 15 [[Flour]], 3 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
!Banana-nut Bread
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
![[File:creambread.png|50px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
!Cream Cheese Bread
| 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 15 [[Flour]], 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
![[File:baguette.png|50px]]
!Baguette
!Baguette
| 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper.
| 15 [[Flour]], 1 [[Salt]], 1 [[Pepper]].
| The mimes favorite.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
!Sandwich
!Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
| Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
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![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
![[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 2 Bread Slices, 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
| Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
|-
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
![[File:metroidtoast.png|50px]]
!Slime Toast
!Slime Toast
| 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice
| 5 Units of [[Slime Jam]], 1 Bread Slice
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
![[File:Twobread.png|50px]]
!Two Bread
!Two Bread
| 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine
| 2 Breadslices, 5 [[Wine]]
| Classy.
| Classy.
|-
|-
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![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
!Margherita Pizza
!Margherita Pizza
| 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato
| 10 [[Flour]] + 4 [[Cheese Wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
!Mushroom Pizza
| 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms
| 10 [[Flour]] + 5 any Mushrooms
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
!Meat Pizza
!Meat Pizza
| 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato
| 10 [[Flour]] + 3 Meat + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]] + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
!Vegetable Pizza
| 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| 10 [[Flour]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
|}
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|-
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
![[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
!Boiled Spaghetti
!Boiled [[Spaghetti]]
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti
| 5 units of Water, 1 [[Spaghetti]]
| Mama Mia!
| Mama Mia!
|-
|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
![[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
!Tomato Pasta
!Tomato Pasta
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes
| 5 units of Water, 1 [[Spaghetti]], 2 Tomatoes
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
| Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
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|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
![[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
![[Spaghetti]] & Meatballs
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 [[Spaghetti]], 2 [[Faggot]].
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
| That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
![[File:Spesslaw.png|50px]]
!Spesslaw
!Spesslaw
| 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot.
| 5 units of Water, 1 [[Spaghetti]], 4 [[Faggot]].
| Lawyer's choice!
| Lawyer's choice!
|-
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
!Eggplant Parmigiana
| 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s, 1 Eggplant
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
| Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|}
|}
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![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
!Meatball Soup
!Meatball Soup
| 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| 10 units of Water, 1 [[Faggot]], 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
| Out of [[Spaghetti]]? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
![[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
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![[File:Metriodsoup.png|50px]]
![[File:Metriodsoup.png|50px]]
!Slime Soup
!Slime Soup
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam.
| 10 units of Water, 5 units of [[Slime Jam]].
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
| Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
|-
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![[File:milo.png|50px]]
![[File:milo.png|50px]]
!Milo Soup
!Milo Soup
| 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
| 10 units of Water, 2 [[Soy Dope]], 2 tofu
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
| Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
!Stewed Soy Meat
| 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| 2 [[Soy Dope]], 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
| Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
|-
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![[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
![[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
!Cold Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 1 Meat, 1 Ice [[Pepper]], 1 Tomato
| Ice, ice, baby!
| Ice, ice, baby!
|-
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
![[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
!Hot Chili Stew
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| 1 Meat, 1 Chili [[Pepper]], 1 Tomato
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|  Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
|-
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![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Carp Filet
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
!Cuban Carp
!Cuban Carp
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper
| 1 Carp Filet, 5 [[Flour]], 1 Chilli [[Pepper]]
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
![[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
!Fish & Chips
!Fish & Chips
| 1 Fries, 1 Carp meat.
| 1 [[Space Fries]], 1 Carp meat.
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]
!Fish Fingers
!Fish Fingers
| 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| 10 [[Flour]], 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
| Good luck getting [[space carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}
|}
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![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
!Meat Steak
!Meat Steak
| 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat
| 1 unit of [[Salt]] + 1 unit of Black [[Pepper]] + 1 Meat
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
|-
|-
![[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
![[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
!Sausage
!Sausage
| 1 Faggot, 1 Meat
| 1 [[Faggot]], 1 Meat
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
| Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|}
|}
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![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
![[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
!Valid Salad
!Valid Salad
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot
| 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 [[Faggot]]
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
| Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
|}
|}
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![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
![[File:pie.gif|50px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
!Banana Cream Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Banana
| 10 [[Flour]], 1 Banana
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
!Berry Clafoutis
| 10 Flour, 1 Berry
| 10 [[Flour]], 1 Berry
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Meatpies
!Meatpies
| 1 Meat, 10 Flour
| 1 Meat, 10 [[Flour]]
| Made of people, or not?
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
!Tofu Pie
!Tofu Pie
| 1 tofu, 10 Flour
| 1 tofu, 10 [[Flour]]
| Made of plants, or not?
| Made of plants, or not?
|-
|-
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
![[File:xpie.png|50px]]
!Xeno-pie
!Xeno-pie
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour
| 1 Xeno-meat, 10 [[Flour]]
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|-
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
![[File:applepie.png|50px]]
!Apple Pie
!Apple Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Apple
| 10 [[Flour]], 1 Apple
| The traditional dessert.
| The traditional dessert.
|-
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
!Cherry Pie
!Cherry Pie
| 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
| 1 Cherry, 10 [[Flour]]
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
!Amanita Pie
!Amanita Pie
| 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Amanita
| Only slightly toxic, really!
| Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
!Pumpkin Pie
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| 1 Pumpkin, 5 [[Flour]], 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of [[Sugar]]
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
|-
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
!Plump Pie
!Plump Pie
| 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 10 [[Flour]], 1 Plump Helmet
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
|-
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]
!Golden Apple Tart
!Golden Apple Tart
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
| 5 units of Milk, 5 units of [[Sugar]], 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 [[Flour]]
| Tastes like chaos!
| Tastes like chaos!
|}
|}
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![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
!Vanilla Cake
!Vanilla Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg, 5 units Milk
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.
|-
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
!Carrot Cake
!Carrot Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
!Cheese Cake
!Cheese Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
|-
|-
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
![[File:birthday.png|50px]]
!Birthday Cake
!Birthday Cake
| 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
|-
|-
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
![[File:applecake.png|50px]]
!Apple Cake
!Apple Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable.  
| Sliceable.  
|-
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
!Brain Cake
!Brain Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]
!Orange Cake
!Orange Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]
!Lime Cake
!Lime Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]
!Lemon Cake
!Lemon Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Cake
!Chocolate Cake
| 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg
| 5 units of Milk, 2 [[Chocolate Bar]], 15 [[Flour]], 3 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|}
|}
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Blue;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:Blue;'|Notes
|-
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
![[File:cheese[[Space Fries]].png|50px]]
!Cheese Fries
!Cheese [[Space Fries]]
| 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| 1 Stack of [[Space Fries]], 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
| Tasty, tasty cheese [[Space Fries]].
|-
|-
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
![[File:banana.png|50px]]
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![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
!Cheese Omelette
!Cheese Omelette
| 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| 2 Eggs, 2 [[Cheese Wedge]]s
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
| Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
![[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
!Fried Egg
!Fried Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper
| 1 Egg, 1 unit [[Salt]], 1 unit [[Pepper]]
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
| The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
|-
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![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
![[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
!Loaded Baked Potato
| 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge
| 1 Potato + 1 [[Cheese Wedge]]
| No bacon bits?
| No bacon bits?
|-
|-
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![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
!Warm Donk Pocket
!Warm Donk Pocket
| 5 Flour + 1 Faggot
| 5 [[Flour]] + 1 [[Faggot]]
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|}
|}
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![[File:donut.png|50px]]
![[File:donut.png|50px]]
!Donut
!Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Egg
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
!Jelly Donut
!Jelly Donut
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Egg, 5 units of [[Berry Juice]]
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
!Chaos Donuts
!Chaos Donuts
| 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce
| 1 Egg, 5 [[Flour]], 5 [[Hot Sauce]], 5 [[Cold Sauce]]
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylent Green
!Soylent Green
| 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour)
| 2 Human Meat + 15 [[Flour]])
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
!Soylen Viridians
!Soylen Viridians
| 15 Flour, 1 Soybean
| 15 [[Flour]], 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|-
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
![[File:waffles.png|50px]]
!Waffles
!Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Eggs
| 10 [[Flour]], 2 Eggs
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
| Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
|-
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
![[File:roffle.png|50px]]
!Roffle Waffles
!Roffle Waffles
| 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| 10 [[Flour]], 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|50px]]
![[File:Chaw.png|50px]]
!Chawanmushi
!Chawanmushi
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of [[Soy Sauce]], 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
| Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
!Fortune Cookie
!Fortune Cookie
| 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
|-
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
![[File:muffins.png|50px]]
!Muffins
!Muffins
| 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk
| 1 Egg + 5 [[Flour]] + 5 units Milk
| Muffins!
| Muffins!
|-
|-
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
![[File:cracker.png|50px]]
!Cracker
!Cracker
| 5 Flour, 1 Salt
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 [[Salt]]
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
!Poppy Pretzel
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour  
| 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 [[Flour]]
| Heals brute damage with opium!
| Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]
!Plump Biscuits
!Plump Biscuits
| 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet
| 5 [[Flour]], 1 Plump Helmet
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|}
|}
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![[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
![[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
!Chocolate Egg
!Chocolate Egg
| 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
| 1 Egg, 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
| NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
![[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
!Candied Apple
!Candied Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
| 5 units of Water, 5 [[Sugar]], 1 Apple
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
| Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|}
|}
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![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
!Monkey's Delight
!Monkey's Delight
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper.
| 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 [[Flour]], 1 [[Salt]], 1 [[Pepper]].
| EE EEE!
| EE EEE!
|-
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
![[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
!Wing Fang Chu
| 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| 5 units of [[Soy Sauce]] + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs)
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
| At least it wasn't the [[Ian|Head of Personnel's dog]].
|-
|-
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![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
![[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
!Kebab
!Kebab
| 2 Meat (Human or Monkey)/tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type)
| 2 Meat/[[Tofu]] + [[Metal Rod]] (Meat must be same type)
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
| You get a metal rod back after eating.
|-
|-
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![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
!Amanita Jelly
!Amanita Jelly
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| 5 units of Water, 5 units of [[Vodka]], 3 Amanitas
| It's evil, don't touch it!
| It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
|-
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
![[File:duff.gif|50px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
!Spacy Liberty Duff
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps
| 5 units of Water + 5 units of [[Vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
| The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|}
|}
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In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.


Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinders other setting '''Juice'''.
Any recipe listed as '''Grind''' will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as '''Mix''' only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the [[File:Blender.png|50px]] Grinder's other setting '''Juice'''.


{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
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|-
|-
![[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
![[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
!Nutriment
!{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
| Grind any solid food.
| Grind any solid food.
|-
|-
![[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
!Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
!{{anchor|Hot Sauce}}{{anchor|Capsicum Oil}}Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
| Grind chillies.
| Grind chilis.
|-
|-
![[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
!Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
!{{anchor|Cold Sauce}}{{anchor|Frost Oil}}Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
| Grind ice peppers.
| Grind ice peppers.
|-
|-
![[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
![[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
!Ketchup
!{{anchor|Ketchup}}Ketchup
| Grind tomatoes.
| Grind tomatoes.
|-
|-
![[File:Flour.png|50px]]
![[File:Flour.png|50px]]
!Flour
!{{anchor|Flour}}Flour
| Grind wheat.
| Grind wheat.
|-
|-
![[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
![[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
!Soy Sauce
!{{anchor|Soy Sauce}}Soy Sauce
| Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
| Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml [[Sulphuric Acid]] for 50ml Soy Sauce
|-
|-
![[File:Salt.png|50px]]
![[File:Salt.png|50px]]
!Salt
!{{anchor|Salt}}Salt
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
| Mix [[Sodium]] and [[Chlorine]] (from Chem Dispenser), salt-shakers in cafe.
|-
|-
![[File:pepper.png|50px]]
![[File:Pepper.png|50px]]
!Pepper
!{{anchor|Pepper}}Pepper
| Grind Pepper-mills in cafe.
| Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
|-
![[File:Moonshine.png|50px]]
![[File:Moonshine.png|50px]]
!Moonshine
!{{anchor|Moonshine}}Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 [[Nutriment]] and 5 Universal Enzyme.
|-
|-
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
![[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
!Cheese Wheel
!{{anchor|Cheese Wheel}}Cheese Wheel
| Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
| Mix 40 milk and 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
|-
|-
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.gif|50px]]
![[File:Cheese_Wedge.gif|50px]]
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
!{{anchor|Cheese Wedge}}Cheese Wedge
| Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife.
| Slice up a [[Cheese Wheel]] with a knife.
|-
|-
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
![[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
!Chocolate Bar
!{{anchor|Chocolate Bar}}Chocolate Bar
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar. End result will magically pop out a chocolate bar.
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units [[Sugar]]. End result will magically pop out a [[Chocolate Bar]].
|-
|-
![[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
![[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
!Tofu
!{{anchor|Tofu}}Tofu
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 soymilk and 5 Universal Enzyme.
|-
|-
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
!Vodka
!{{anchor|Vodka}}Vodka
| Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
| Mix 10 [[Potato Juice]] + 2 Enzyme
|-
|-
![[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
!Kahlua
!{{anchor|Kahlua}}Kahlua
| Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 2 Enzyme
| Mix 5 coffee + 5 [[Sugar]] + 2 Enzyme
|-
|-
![[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
!Wine
!{{anchor|Wine}}Wine
| Mix 10 berry juice and 2 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 [[Berry Juice]] and 2 Universal Enzyme.
|-
|-
![[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
!Berry Juice
!{{anchor|Berry Juice}}Berry Juice
| Juice berries.
| Juice berries.
|-
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
!Potato juice
!{{anchor|Potato Juice}}Potato juice
| Juice potatos.
| Juice potatos.
|-
|-
![[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
!Orange Juice
!{{anchor|Orange Juice}}Orange Juice
| Juice Orange.
| Juice orange.
|-
|-
![[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
!Lime Juice
!{{anchor|Lime Juice}}Lime Juice
| Juice Lime.
| Juice lime.
|-
|-
![[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
!Lemon Juice
!{{anchor|Lemon Juice}}Lemon Juice
| Juice Lemon.
| Juice lemon.
|-
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
!Watermelon Juice
!{{anchor|Watermelon Juice}}Watermelon Juice
| Juice watermelon slices.
| Juice watermelon slices.
|-
|-
![[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sugar.gif|50px]]
!Sugar
!{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
| Grind white beet or sugar cane.
| Grind white beet or sugar cane.
|-
|-
![[File:sprinkles.gif|50px]]
![[File:Sprinkles.gif|50px]]
!Sprinkles
!{{anchor|Sprinkles}}Sprinkles
| Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)
| Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)
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==Ingredients from Processor==
==Ingredients from Processor==
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.
Some items will go through the [[File:Processor.png|50px]] Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.


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![[File:Faggot.png|50px]]
!Faggot
!{{anchor|Faggot}}Faggot
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
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![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|50px]]
![[File:Slamjamspacekabam.png|50px]]
!Slime Jam
!{{anchor|Slime Jam}}Slime Jam
| Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
| Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
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![[File:Fries.png|50px]]
![[File:Fries.png|50px]]
!Space Fries
!{{anchor|Space Fries}}Space Fries
| Process one potato.
| Process one potato.
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![[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
![[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
!Carrot Fries
!{{anchor|Carrot Fries}}Carrot Fries
| Process one carrot.
| Process one carrot.
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![[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
![[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
!Soy Dope
!{{anchor|Soy Dope}}Soy Dope
| Process one soybean.
| Process one soybean.
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![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
!Spaghetti
!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti
| 5 Units of flour in the microwave.
| 5 Units of [[Flour]] in the microwave.
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Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

File:Food1.pngFile:Food2.pngFile:Food3.pngFile:Food4.pngFile:Food5.png
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Obesity

A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You suffer from overheating if you run too far, and you cannot wear some of the more tight fitting suits on ship (space suits mostly). You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars and your suit bursts. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, eventually. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Note: These mixtures are mostly for filling a glass (60 units) or shaker (100 units) to retain the drink's end-result, you can often get away with just one part of each element. Experiment with different mixtures to make particularly potent drinks. A spirit and mixer, for example, will appear as that cocktail with 10 units of the mixer and 50 units of the spirit, but not the other way around. Perfect for getting your traitor target too drunk to run away!


Picture Cocktail Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.gif Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
File:AlliesCocktail.gif Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
File:Aloe.gif Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
File:Amasec.gif Amasec 1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
File:Andalusia.gif Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
File:BananaHonk.gif Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
File:Barefootglass.gif Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
File:Bilkglass.gif Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Ketchup, 1 part Lime Juice
Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
File:BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
ChangelingSting.gif Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
File:Cafelatteglass.gif Coffee Latte 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.gif Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
ClassicMartini.png Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
File:ErikaSurprise.gif Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
File:GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
File:Grog.gif Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
Hippiesdelight.png Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
File:Hoochglass.gif Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
File:IcedBeer.gif Iced Beer 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice or 10 parts Beer, 1 part Frost Oil
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
File:IrishCarBomb.gif Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.gif Mead 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin.gif Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
File:RedMead.gif Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
File:Sbitenglass.gif Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
File:Silencer.gif Silencer 1 part Nothing (Bottle of Nothing), 1 part Milk cream, 1 part Sugar
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
File:SnowWhite.gif Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
File:Soylatteglass.gif Soy Latte 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
File:SyndicateBomb.gif Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ketchup, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
File:ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
File:Orangeglass.gif Thirteen Loko 1 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Coffee
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
File:VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream


Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Burgers

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger.png Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 [[Flour]] Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 Mime Mask, 5 [[Flour]] Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
File:Metriodburger.png Slime Burger 15 Flour, 5 Slime Jam My insides are burning!
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread.png Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xbread.png Xeno-bread 3 Xeno-meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Baguette.png Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mimes favorite.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich What was that, Sandwich? Kill them all.
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
File:Metroidtoast.png Slime Toast 5 Units of Slime Jam, 1 Bread Slice As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Rorosandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly, 2 Breadslice In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza 10 Flour + 4 Cheese Wedges + 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour + 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza 10 Flour + 3 Meat + 1 Cheese Wedge + 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Pastas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama Mia!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Copypasta.gif Copypasta 2 Tomato Pasta Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice!
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant Clogs your arteries, healthily!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato Out of Spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato Contains trace amounts of sulpheric acid.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato Force feed the Botanists this.
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes. What, no crackers?
Bloodsoup.png Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
File:Metriodsoup.png Slime Soup 10 units of Water, 5 units of Slime Jam. Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle. The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
Stew.png Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 Water Make you wish the chef could cook.

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Space Fries, 1 Carp meat. The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
Ffish.png Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp meat Good luck getting space carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)

Meat

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatstake.png Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt + 1 unit of Black Pepper + 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Sausage.png Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone! Not really

Pies

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour Made of plants, or not?
Xpie.png Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita Only slightly toxic, really!
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Gtart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Goldapple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour Tastes like chaos!

Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Applecake.png Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Braincake.png Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Limecake.png Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate Bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.

Side Dishes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
[[File:cheeseSpace Fries.png|50px]] Cheese Space Fries 1 Stack of Space Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese Space Fries.
Banana.png Banana Phone 1 Banana, 1 Radio, 5 units Psilocybin MAY CAUSE HOMICIDAL URGES, NOT LIKE THAT IS ANYTHING UNUSUAL. - Currently not in the game (Commented out of the code)
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato + 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour + 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

Pastries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut.png Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juice Security members recover more morale with these.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 Hot Sauce, 5 Cold Sauce Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meat + 15 Flour) SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Waffles.png Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
Chaw.png Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
File:Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg + 5 Flour + 5 units Milk Muffins!
Cracker.png Cracker 5 Flour, 1 Salt Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour Heals brute damage with opium!
Biscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

Sweets

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple Happy Halloween generic shift!

Exotic

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. EE EEE!
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce + 1 Xeno-Meat (Green slabs) At least it wasn't the Head of Personnel's dog.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meat/Tofu + Metal Rod (Meat must be same type) You get a metal rod back after eating.
File:Boiledcore.png Boiled Slime Core 1 Slime core, 5 Units of Water Magically delicious~ Also poisonous.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water + 5 units of Vodka + 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Grinding/Juicing or Mixing:

In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them. After which either a finished product will be produced or you will need to transfer the liquid to your CondiMaster Neo in the freezer to create it into a bottle.

Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Blender.png Grinder's other setting Juice.

Picture Blends Condiments
Nutriment.png Nutriment Grind any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Grind chilis.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Grind ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Grind tomatoes.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 40ml Soy Milk and 10ml Sulphuric Acid for 50ml Soy Sauce
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Grind pepper-mills in cafe.
Moonshine.png Moonshine Mix 10 Nutriment and 5 Universal Enzyme.
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 Universal Enzyme. End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.
File:Cheese Wedge.gif Cheese Wedge Slice up a Cheese Wheel with a knife.
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units Sugar. End result will magically pop out a Chocolate Bar.
Tofu.gif Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 Universal Enzyme.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 Potato Juice + 2 Enzyme
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua Mix 5 coffee + 5 Sugar + 2 Enzyme
File:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 Berry Juice and 2 Universal Enzyme.
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries.
Brownglass.gif Potato juice Juice potatos.
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice orange.
File:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice lime.
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice lemon.
Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Sugar.gif Sugar Grind white beet or sugar cane.
Sprinkles.gif Sprinkles Grind donuts. (Acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force.)

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the Processor.png Processor, which is next to your grinder. Experiment them out.

Picture Processes Condiments
File:Faggot.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Slamjamspacekabam.png Slime Jam Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 Units of Flour in the microwave.
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