User:Cryphia, Ordained Frontiersfolk Solar Priest
Sadly, your plans of splattering the lady's brains on the wall have been thwarted… Her corpse already lies on the bed.
1………………What happened here??
2She tried to shoot me with a nailgun…
1How on earth? I thought you were holding her in place?
2Well I let go.
1.……………Why?
2You were taking a while. I figured she wouldn't start anything as long as I had my cleaver. Lesson learned…
1How interesting. That you'd want to take your chances with that. For no reason..………………
2…What are you getting at?
1You did say she was pretty.
2Groaaaannnn…… I didn't try anything with her!
1Yeah, yeah. And here I was wondering why you insisted on staying behind. […], while I risk getting shot by the warden.
2Are you unaware that the lady is dead right now?
1I guess she said no.
2Screw you, ______! I almost got shot too!
1That's your own fault for letting her go!! God, I can't believe what a dumbass you are when it comes to women!!
2For the last time, I wasn't trying to get with her!! And even if I had, which I didn't, so what!? She's dead now.
1Oh, okay! That makes it fine then! Good to know!!
2God. I hate it when you get like this. What's your problem!? Fucking every time.
1Every time indeed! Every time some […] comes around--!!
2Yeah, I'm not […]. What's it to you!?
1It's always the same with you! You get to […], and the rest of the world disappears!
2Not true.
1Yeah it is, […]!!
2Now is definitely not the time for this….
1I just need you to get your priorities straight!!
2My priority right now is getting out of here.
1Your priority should be ME!!
2[…]! I'm not having this argument here of all places.
1I--!!
2NO!! Shut up! I didn't […] the neighbor lady. And on that note, will you back the fuck off of my love life, ______?
1What's that supposed to mean?
2Ohh, I don't know… It's not like my girlfriend dumped me after you harassed the hell out of her, or something.
1What, she told you? What a tattletale… You're better off without loose-lipped […] like that.
2So it really was you.
1Yeah?? All I did was weed out a quitter for you! You're welcome. And I wouldn't harass anyone if you'd stop ignoring me when I need you!
2You ALWAYS need something!! You always have some bullshit crisis the moment I'm supposed to meet up with someone! Bet you bloody love it here where I can't take as much as a piss without you knowing.
1Ha! And I bet you'd love it if I […] then!
2Where'd that come from, I--?? Fuck! What a prime example of your---! YOU! Just you!
1HA HA HA! You would! You would, I know it already!
2I'm right where you want me, huh?
1I'll do it then, I can, just for you. Y'know, I have just the thing for that..!
2Back at your beck and call just like it was way back when!
1WHAT?? No!! Screw you, ______!! Don't act like I'm the bad guy here! I've never once made you do anything! But it's always "I don't want to! I don't want to" with you!! Well answer me this, what do you want then!?
2Well, see? If you had listened to a word I said, you'd know I--…
1Why don't you wanna spend time with me anymore??
2I've done nothing but "spent time with you" for the past three months!
1So then why aren't we friends anymore??
2Argh! Of course we are, just-…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . …………Forget this. Can we just go?
1Just what?
2Just go.
1No! Answer me! What were you about to say??
2Stay then. I'm going…
1Oh no, you don't!! What's so bad about me?! I've been looking out for you! Isn't that what siblings do!?
2……………….Just stop.
1What?? Talk to me! It's not my fault! I didn't lock us in here! I didn't kill the cultist! I didn't even kill the warden!
2Which one?
1Neither!! You did! And the demon!! I'm all innocent. I've not harmed a single soul!
2Of course not! YOU MAKE ME DO IT FOR YOU!!
1I didn't make you do shit, ______!! You chopped the bastard up all by yourself! And you chose to do everything you've done here!
1And guess what, _______yyyyy??
2Don't.
1YOU CHOSE TO LOCK ____ IN THAT CRATE!! WHERE THE […] CHOKED, HAHAHAHA!!! Cry yourself to sleep to that, _______yyyyy! My poor ___y!
2……………So… That just came out of your mouth…
1Hahahah!! What?? It's true! You chose to do it. And you chose me! YOU CHOSE ME! ME!! YOU BACKPEDALING FUCK OF A BROTHER!! YOU CHOSE ME, YOU DID!! YOU DID!!
Hands on your throat.
1Ack--!!!
2So I guess we're not leaving here together.
1You can't do it-!! Haha-!! You won't! You can't cause--- I'm the only one you can talk to. When you can't sleep at night, and you can't take it. I'm the only one who can make it go away!
2Fancy that. When you're the reason I can't sleep in the first place.
1I would--- like to go now. With ___y. I'm ready to go now.
2…Go like ____ did?
1Of course not! I want to leave this apartment before we get caught!! With you! Can we go?
2………I'd like to go too, but the thing is you're pissing me off so much right now. We go now, and you'll just throw another fit later.
1Yeah, I probably will. I'll make such a scene too…
2Yeah. So I don't know if I can risk it. Maybe I'll just end you here and be done with it. Though if you can come up with a compelling reason not to, I won't.
1Well I already said--
2There are sleeping pills for that.
1…………………… Yeah, okay. I got nothing.… But I'd like to go with you very much. Though if you plan on ditching me anyway, then fuck you. If it's not going to be just the two of us then forget it.
2……………………
Released from grip.
1*Cough!* I don't--! ...give a shit about ____! I'm glad she choked!
2I know you are.
1No one knows it was us. So what does it matter?