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=== The mouse and beartraps === | === The mouse and beartraps === | ||
at each shift start, you get your boxes of mousetraps and set of beartraps. These really aren't usefull for anything legitimate, but function great in making landmines. Currently not known if trapping a space bear in these somehow will actually have effect. They're also a handy alarm system for changelings, because they make an obvious SNAP'ing sound when stepped on. The poor mouses really don't do anything, but if you are a jerk like that you can drag them onto primed mousetraps into their bloody deaths. | at each shift start, you get your boxes of mousetraps and set of beartraps. These really aren't usefull for anything legitimate, but function great in making landmines. Currently not known if trapping a space bear in these somehow will actually have effect. They're also a handy alarm system for changelings, because they make an obvious SNAP'ing sound when stepped on. The poor mouses really don't do anything, but if you are a jerk like that you can drag them onto primed mousetraps into their bloody deaths. Always have these with you, because <strike> it's another ace in the hole to slow down security</s> them bitches be into some kinky shit. | ||
=== The bio-hazard suit === | === The bio-hazard suit === | ||
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=== The Jani-back watermister === | === The Jani-back watermister === | ||
this thing is just glorious. A double capacity bottle of space cleaner. It slows you down slightly when using it, but you can clean three blocks with a single spray. If you are all evil like that, fill it with spacelube. Space cleaner is the only thing that cleans with this -unlike the mop. If used at full efficiency, this gets 300 (500:5x3) tiles of cleanage. Due to the fact that you can't always have three consecutive tiles to clean and that you will always use five units, it will most likely be lower. | this thing is just glorious. A double capacity bottle of space cleaner. It slows you down slightly when using it, but you can clean three blocks with a single spray. If you are all evil like that, fill it with spacelube. Space cleaner is the only thing that cleans with this -unlike the mop. If used at full efficiency, this gets 300 (500:5x3) tiles of cleanage. Due to the fact that you can't always have three consecutive tiles to clean and that you will always use five units, it will most likely be lower. Also used to hose down bitches when they misbehave | ||