Jobs: Difference between revisions

!colspan="3"|Command

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Captain]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes sure the station stays in shape, has a theft battle with the HoP for Ian.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Head of Personell]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Handles station logistics, gives the clown all access.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Head of Security]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Protects the station, commands his security officers, executes the clown for breaking a window.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chief Engineer]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Maintains the stations systems, uploads a honk script to telecomms.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Research Director]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches things to benefit the station, Makes an army of golems while cackling like the mad scientist he is.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chief Medical Officer]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Heals crewmembers, coordinates the medical team, strokes runtime, releases the honk virus

!colspan="3"|Security

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Security Officer]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Patrols the station arresting criminals, attacks the clown with his baton

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Warden]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Watches over the brig making sure the prisoners do there time, loots the armory and goes on a killing spree.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Detective]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Scans crime scenes with his forensic scanner for clues, chain smokes cigarettes then commits suicide.

!colspan="3"|Engineering & Atmos

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Station Engineer]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Fixes the station, provides power to the station, steals the hardsuits.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Atmos Technician]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes sure the stations Atmospherics stay running, releases plasma into the station.

!colspan="3"|Medbay

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Medical Doctos]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Heals crew members, knocks people out then surgically remove there limbs.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chemist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|See all that complicated stuff you thought was chemistry? Forget all about that, magically create all healing potions by just throwing stuff together.  

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Geneticist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches human genes to unlock powers, turns everyone into himself.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Virologist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches cures to diseases and makes custom diseases which give everyone beards.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Mining Medic]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Rescues injured miners on the mining asteroid.

!colspan="3"|Research & Development

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Scientist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Researches useful tools to help the crew, tests out bombs for future antag rounds and breeds slimes up until he becomes a slime himself... Plop

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Roboticist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Builds and maintains cyborgs, builds mechs to help the station, builds the clown a H.O.N.K mech.

!colspan="3"|Supply

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Quartermaster]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Orders supplies to help the crew, orders weapons and turns cargo into cargonia.

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Moves crates off the supply shuttle, joins the QM in the liberation of cargonia.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Shaft Miner]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Mines rare ores for science, abandons the station to find the clown shuttle.

!colspan="3"|Service

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Bartender]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Serves the crew drinks, force feeds people neurotoxin

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Botanist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Grows food, mutates plants, murders people with deathnettle.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chef]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes food, kills Punpun, serves people human burgers.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Janitor]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Keeps the station halls clean and kills rodents. Eventually gets lynched for not putting down wet floor signs.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Waiter]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Serves food to tables, spits in peoples food.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clerk]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Sells souvenirs,steals souvenirs to take home.

!colspan="3"|Other Jobs

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Assistant]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Assists crewmembers, beats people to death with a toolbox, takes over the station in a greytide.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Chaplain]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Praises his god, beats people on the head with his bible.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Clown]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Makes funny jokes HONK, Slips people with his banana peel, goes on a H.O.N.K mech rampage, HONK.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Lawyer]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Gets criminals out of prison, makes contracts, steals sunglasses.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Librarian]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Looks after library books. Gets damned to space hell if they write erotic books, that's a sin.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Mime]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Entertains the station with civilised entertainment, steals the clowns mask.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Tourist]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Buys souvenirs, takes photos, gets eaten by changelings.

!colspan="3"|Silicons

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[AI]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Controls station systems to help the crew members.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Cyborg]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Performs station duties humans are unable to fufill.

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|Style="text-align:center;"|[[Personal AI]]

|Style="text-align:center; width: 85%"|Becomes a helpful companion to a crew member,gets thrown in disposals and forgotten about.

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