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Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and hope people won't kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Circular Saw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).
Remember that time you were terrified by a clown when you were small? Well, this is the reason why. As a traitor, while you could possible be just funny as hell and hope people won't kill you (like using the camo projector set to "banana"), you should learn how to [[robust]] or how to break and enter! Just have fun and relax, and honk while you betray people! If all else fails, get a [[Circular Saw]] and a [[Clothes_and_internals#Headgear|Welding Helmet]] and kill people who slip on your banana peels (the scare factor is pretty high).


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{{Jobs|clown=true}}
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| rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''Honkers on /tg/station'''<br>
[[File:Bike horn.png|100px|link=jobs]]
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| style="background: #334E6D; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Law and Order'''
| '''[[Captain|Condom]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|All Access Provider]]'''
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| textcolor="white" style="background: #AF6365; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Fun Police'''
| '''[[Head of Security|No fun]]''', [[Security Officer|Shitcurity officer]], [[Warden|Honk]], [[Detective|Can't take a joke]]
|-
| style="background: #ba9b67; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Black Magicians'''
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Free insulateds]],  [[Atmospheric Technician|Axe bearer]]
|-
| style="background: #a885a2; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Harmzone™'''
| '''[[Research Director|Honker]]''', [[Scientist|Slimer]], [[Roboticist|Doctor Wiley]]
|-
| style="background: #8cbcd6; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''The Stage'''
| '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Evil Bastard]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Quack]], [[Chemist|Druglord/lube source]], [[Geneticist|Enjoys pranks]],  [[Virologist|Appeeling]]
|-
| style="background: #92b26d; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Goobers'''
| [[Janitor|Enabler]], [[Bartender|Has a gun]], [[Cook|Has a knife]], [[Botanist|FREE PEELS]], [[Clown|The most charitable and just clown, peace and blessings upon them]], [[Mime|Mortal Enemy]], [[Chaplain|This is no laughing matter]], [[Librarian|Who let you in here?!]]
|-
| style="background: #898787; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Greytide'''
| [[Quartermaster|Hardass]], [[Cargo Technician|Bribe for toys]], [[Shaft Miner|Bringer of Bananium]], [[Assistant|Space hobos]], [[Lawyer|LOL2CAT!!!]]
|-
| style="background: #b1dff9; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Goons'''
| '''[[AI|Doorknob]]''', [[Cyborg|No humor module]], [[Positronic Brain|Captive audience]], [[Drone|A fancy hat]], [[Personal AI|HARMALARM]], [[Construct|No touchie]], [[Ghost|2Spooky4me]]
|-
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Critics'''
| [[Traitor|Slip em]], [[Changeling|Honk it to death]], [[Syndicate guide|Still slippable]], [[Wizard|Wiznerd]], [[Shadowling|Death Incarnate]], [[Abductor|Ayyliens]], [[Xenomorph|KITTY]], [[Revenant|3spooky5me]], [[Space Ninja|Also slippable]], [[Holoparasite|Your best friend]], [[Swarmers|Don't cry]], [[Blob|Squishy]]
|-
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''"Special"'''
| '''[[Centcom Official]]''', [[Death squad|Prank Squad Officer]], [[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Pranksters (ERP)]], [[Ian|Free meat]]
|-
| style="background: #BBCCFF; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Filth'''
| [[Lizardperson|Lizardpersson]], [[Flyperson|Vomitoriun]], [[Plasmaman|Free internals]]
|}


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