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All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advanced surgery. | All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the [[Operating Theatre]], along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only [[medical doctor]]s and the [[Chief Medical Officer]] can perform advanced surgery. | ||
=Surgical Tools= | |||
Surgical tools can be found in surgery and robotics. Additionally, cargo can make them with their autolathe. It is best to keep surgical tools in their proper places so your fellow crewmembers can use them when they need them. | Surgical tools can be found in surgery and robotics. Additionally, cargo can make them with their autolathe. It is best to keep surgical tools in their proper places so your fellow crewmembers can use them when they need them. | ||
'''The following are the standard surgical tools most doctors will need:''' | '''The following are the standard surgical tools most doctors will need:''' | ||
*{{anchor|Drapes}}[[File:Drapes.png]]'''Drapes''' | *{{anchor|Drapes}}[[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]]'''Drapes''' | ||
::Determines which place is about to be cut, sliced 'n' diced. | ::Determines which place is about to be cut, sliced 'n' diced. | ||
*{{anchor|Scalpel}}[[File:Scalpel.png]]'''Scalpel''' | *{{anchor|Scalpel}}[[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]]'''Scalpel''' | ||
::An extremely sharp knife used for surgery, also works as an excellent melee weapon. | ::An extremely sharp knife used for surgery, also works as an excellent melee weapon. | ||
*{{anchor|Circular_Saw}}[[File:Saw.png]]'''Circular saw''' | *{{anchor|Circular_Saw}}[[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]]'''Circular saw''' | ||
::Note the blood stains; if there are no blood stains, you already know what you're doing with this bad boy. This is a tiny item capable of being used by [[Medical Doctor]]s to cut out [[brain]]s to be put into [[roboticist#cyborgs|robots]]. It is also a highly effective melee weapon. They can be found in the [[Operating Theatre]] or made in an [[autolathe]]. It is extremely easy to blind yourself and others with this weapon, so letting the entire crew run around with these is extremely dangerous. It is also used by botanists to cut logs into planks. | ::Note the blood stains; if there are no blood stains, you already know what you're doing with this bad boy. This is a tiny item capable of being used by [[Medical Doctor]]s to cut out [[brain]]s to be put into [[roboticist#cyborgs|robots]]. It is also a highly effective melee weapon. They can be found in the [[Operating Theatre]] or made in an [[autolathe]]. It is extremely easy to blind yourself and others with this weapon, so letting the entire crew run around with these is extremely dangerous. It is also used by botanists to cut logs into planks. | ||
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::A item used for surgery. Surprisingly robust, especially against eyes. | ::A item used for surgery. Surprisingly robust, especially against eyes. | ||
*{{anchor|Hemostat}}[[File:Hemostat.png]]'''Hemostat''' | *{{anchor|Hemostat}}[[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]]'''Hemostat''' | ||
::Surgical item used to clamp blood vessels to prevent bleeding. | ::Surgical item used to clamp blood vessels to prevent bleeding. | ||
*{{anchor|Cautery}}[[File:Cautery.png]]'''Cautery''' | *{{anchor|Cautery}}[[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]]'''Cautery''' | ||
::Surgical item used to cauterize wounds to prevent bleeding. | ::Surgical item used to cauterize wounds to prevent bleeding. | ||
*{{anchor|Retractor}}[[File:Retractor.png]]'''Retractor''' | *{{anchor|Retractor}}[[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]]'''Retractor''' | ||
::Surgical item used to manipulate organs. | ::Surgical item used to manipulate organs. | ||
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::Stops those pesky patients from screaming! | ::Stops those pesky patients from screaming! | ||
*{{anchor| | *{{anchor|SleepingAgent_Tank}}[[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]]Sleeping Agent Tank | ||
::A tank filled with Nitrous Oxide for keeping the patient unconscious during surgery to prevent him/her from <s>escaping</s> feeling pain. | ::A tank filled with Nitrous Oxide for keeping the patient unconscious during surgery to prevent him/her from <s>escaping</s> feeling pain. | ||
:'''How to set internals:''' | :'''How to set internals:''' | ||
:*To set internals and make your patient sleep you need to first remove any item from their back. Once done you need to put a breath mask on them and then put the anesthetic tank onto their back. Once it is on their back you can put them on internals by clicking "set internals" on the same menu you used to put the tank on their back. Once done your patient should fall asleep. Remember to use a proper anesthetic mixture, as pure N2O will suffocate the patient. | :*To set internals and make your patient sleep you need to first remove any item from their back. Once done you need to put a breath mask on them and then put the anesthetic tank onto their back. Once it is on their back you can put them on internals by clicking "set internals" on the same menu you used to put the tank on their back. Once done your patient should fall asleep. Remember to use a proper anesthetic mixture, as pure N2O will suffocate the patient. | ||
=Surgical Procedures= | |||
== Eye Surgery == | == Eye Surgery == | ||
'''Fixing Blindness''' | '''Fixing Blindness''' | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's eyes. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's eyes. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with your '''scalpel'''. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with your '''scalpel'''. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to lift up the eyes. | Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to lift up the eyes. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Use your '''hemostat''' to stop any potential bleeding. | Step 5: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use your '''hemostat''' to stop any potential bleeding. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Use '''hemostat''' again to fix the patient's eyes. | Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use '''hemostat''' again to fix the patient's eyes. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Use your '''cautery''' to seal the wound. | Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to seal the wound. | ||
Step 8: Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision. | Step 8: Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision. | ||
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== Brain Surgery == | == Brain Surgery == | ||
'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.''' | '''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat''' (or use wirecutters). | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat''' (or use wirecutters). | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Saw.png]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar). | Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar). | ||
Step 8: [[File:MMI.png]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. | Step 8: [[File:MMI.png|Man-Machine Interface]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. | ||
Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png]] Morgue the body. | Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png|Morgue Tray]] Morgue the body. | ||
'''Putting a brain back in:''' | '''Putting a brain back in:''' | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 2: [[File:Brain.png|Brain]] Cram their brain back into their skull. | |||
Step | Step 3: [[File:Clone.gif|Cloning Pod]] Usually, you take the body to be cloned. | ||
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery == | == Xenomorph Brain Surgery == | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain. | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain. | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Saw.png]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | Step 3: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | Step 4: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's head with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract tissue with '''retractor'''. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Saw.png]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | Step 6: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Cut through the skull with your '''saw'''. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar). | Step 7: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the brain with the '''hemostat''' (or use a crowbar). | ||
Step 8: [[File:AlienMMI.png]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde. | Step 8: [[File:AlienMMI.png|Alien-Machine Interface]] Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde. | ||
Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png]] Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]]. | Step 9: [[File:Morgue_tray.png|Morgue Tray]] Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]]. | ||
== Implant Removal == | == Implant Removal == | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the patient's chest with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's chest with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the flesh. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Clamp bleeders with your '''hemostat'''. | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with your '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Retract skin with your '''retractor'''. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Retract skin with your '''retractor'''. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Extract the implant with your '''hemostat'''. | Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Extract the implant with your '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
== Appendectomy == | == Appendectomy == | ||
'''If it's useless, tear it out.''' | |||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | |||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | |||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with your '''scalpel'''. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with your '''scalpel'''. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Use your '''hemostat''' to clamp any bleeders. | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use your '''hemostat''' to clamp any bleeders. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to open the incision. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to open the incision. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the appendix. | Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the appendix. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] Use your '''BARE HANDS''' to pull out the appendix. | Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Use your '''BARE HANDS''' to pull out the appendix. | ||
Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional) | Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional) | ||
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''. | Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Cauterize the wound with the '''cautery'''. | ||
Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis! | Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis! | ||
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== Xenomorph Removal == | == Xenomorph Removal == | ||
'''GET IT OUT OF ME!!''' | |||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | |||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | |||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin. | Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the chest. | Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the chest. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Use your '''hemostat''' to pull out the larva. | Step 6: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Use your '''hemostat''' to pull out the larva. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives! | Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives! | ||
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== Lipoplasty == | == Lipoplasty == | ||
'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?''' | '''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?''' | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Saw.png]] Slice up the fat with the '''saw'''. | Step 5: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Slice up the fat with the '''saw'''. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Retractor.png]] Remove the fat with the '''retractor''' | Step 6: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Remove the fat with the '''retractor''' | ||
Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional) | Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional) | ||
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== Plastic Surgery == | == Plastic Surgery == | ||
'''I need to disappear forever!''' | '''I need to disappear forever!''' | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to make an incision in the head. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to make an incision in the head. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin around the incision. | Step 4: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to retract the skin around the incision. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to alter the patient's appearance. | Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to alter the patient's appearance. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made. | Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Use your '''cautery''' to mend the incision you made. | ||
Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program. | Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program. | ||
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== Gender Reassignment == | == Gender Reassignment == | ||
'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.''' | |||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto the operating table. | |||
Step 1: [[File: | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | ||
Step | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the groin. | ||
Step | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use the '''scalpel''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body. | |||
Step 5: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use the '''scalpel''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body. | |||
<font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font> | <font color=FFFFFF>***This actually applies their body-weight in estrogen or testosterone instantly, the '''scalpel''' acts as a giant syringe in this case.</font> | ||
Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 6: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional) | Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional) | ||
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== Cavity Implant == | == Cavity Implant == | ||
'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!''' | '''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!''' | ||
Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif|Operating Table]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png|Sleeping Agent]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through the chest. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through to a cavity. | Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to cut through to a cavity. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif]] Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity. | Step 7: [[File:Hud-hands.gif|Hands]] Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity. | ||
Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 8: [[File:Cautery.png|Cautery]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
==Augmentation== | ==Augmentation== | ||
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology.''' | |||
'''We can rebuild him... We have the technology''' | |||
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented. | Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented. | ||
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Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''. | Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''. | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the limb you want to augment. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png|Drapes]] Place '''drapes''' over the limb you want to augment. | ||
Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Aim for the limb you want to replace with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the skin. | Step 3: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Aim for the limb you want to replace with your '''scalpel''' to cut back the skin. | ||
Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | Step 4: [[File:Hemostat.png|Hemostat]] Clamp bleeders with the '''hemostat'''. | ||
Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin. | Step 5: [[File:Retractor.png|Retractor]] Use your '''retractor''' to pull back the skin. | ||
Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the muscles. | Step 6: [[File:Scalpel.png|Scalpel]] Use your '''scalpel''' to sever the muscles. | ||
Step 7: [[File:Saw.png]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the limb. | Step 7: [[File:Saw.png|Circular Saw]] Use your '''saw''' to cut through the limb. | ||
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment. | Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment. | ||
=Ghetto Surgery= | |||
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease. | It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease. | ||
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however. | |||
== Eye Surgery == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's eyes. | |||
Step 3: Aim for the patient's eyes, and cut the skin around them with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)'''. | |||
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to lift up the eyes. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)''' to stop any potential bleeding. | |||
Step 6: Use '''screwdriver (45%) / pen (25%)''' again to fix the patient's eyes. | |||
''' | Step 7: Use a '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)''' to seal the wound. | ||
Step 8: Wake up your patient, congratulate them on their new vision. | |||
== Brain Removal == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head. | |||
Step 3: Aim for the patient's head with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
''' | Step 5: Retract tissue with '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''. | ||
Step 6: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''. | |||
Step 7: Extract the brain with the '''crowbar (55%)'''. | |||
''' | Step 8: Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. | ||
Step 9: Morgue the body. | |||
'''Putting a brain back in:''' | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 2: Cram their brain back into their skull. | |||
Step 3: Usually, you take the body to be cloned. | |||
== Xenomorph Brain Surgery == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: <s>Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)</s> Anesthetic cannot be used on Xenomorphs. Enjoy their screams of pain. | |||
''' | Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head. | ||
Step 3: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''. | |||
Step 4: Aim for the patient's head with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh. | |||
''' | Step 5: Retract tissue with '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''. | ||
Step 6: Cut through the skull with a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)'''. | |||
Step 7: Extract the brain with the '''crowbar (55%)'''. | |||
''' | Step 8: Deal with the brain, typically by putting it in an '''MMI''' and then giving it to a roboticist. Alternatively, let genetics make a new person from the brain to fight the alien horde. | ||
Step 9: Morgue the body. The chef might also like the body to make some tasty [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Burgers|Xeno Burgers]]. | |||
== Implant Removal == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over patient's chest. | |||
Step 3: Aim for the patient's chest with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the flesh. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
Step 5: Retract skin with a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)'''. | |||
Step 6: Extract the implant with a '''crowbar (65%)'''. | |||
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
== Appendectomy == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's groin. | |||
Step 3: Aim for the patient's groin, and cut the skin with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)'''. | |||
Step 4: Use a '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)''' to clamp any bleeders. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to open the incision. | |||
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to sever the appendix. | |||
Step 7: Use your '''BARE HANDS''' to pull out the appendix. | |||
Step 7.5: Dispose of the newly extracted appendix / eat the appendix / force feed it to the patient. (Optional) | |||
Step 8: Cauterize the wound with the '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
Step 9: Wake up your patient and congratulate them on overcoming appendicitis! | |||
== Xenomorph Removal == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest. | |||
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest. | |||
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to retract the skin. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)''' to cut through the chest. | |||
Step 6: Use a '''spade (65%) / minihoe (50%) / crowbar (35%)''' to pull out the larva. | |||
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
Step 8: Congratulations! Your patient lives! | |||
== Lipoplasty == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest. | |||
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
Step 5: Slice up the fat with the '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%)'''. | |||
Step 6: Remove the fat with the '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' | |||
Step 7: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional) | |||
== Plastic Surgery == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery. | |||
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to make an incision in the head. | |||
Step 4: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to retract the skin around the incision. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to alter the patient's appearance. | |||
Step 6: Use a '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)''' to mend the incision you made. | |||
Step 7: Send that stranger to the HoP to finish his induction to the witness relocation program. | |||
== Gender Reassignment == | |||
Step 1: Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's groin. | |||
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the groin. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
Step 5: Use the '''hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to ''carefully'' reshape the patient's... body. | |||
Step 6: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
Step 7: Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name (Optional) | |||
== Cavity Implant == | |||
Step 1: Place the patient onto any table. | |||
Step 1.5: Knock the patient out for anesthetic. (Optional) | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the patient's chest. | |||
Step 3: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through the chest. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin. | |||
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut through to a cavity. | |||
Step 7: Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your '''hands''' to check for items in the cavity. | |||
Step 8: Close the wound with '''welding tool (70%) / lighter (45%) / match (20%)'''. | |||
==Augmentation== | |||
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented. | |||
Step 1: '''Create''' the '''cyborg limb(s)''' using an '''exosuit fabricator'''. | |||
Step 2: Place a '''bedsheet''' over the limb you want to augment. | |||
Step 3: Aim for the limb you want to replace with a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to cut back the skin. | |||
Step 4: Clamp bleeders with the '''wirecutters (60%) / cable coil (15%)'''. | |||
Step 5: Use a '''screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)''' to pull back the skin. | |||
Step 6: Use a '''kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%)''' to sever the muscles. | |||
Step 7: Use a '''hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%) / changeling's arm blade (75%)''' to cut through the limb. | |||
Step 8: Use the '''cyborg limb''' on the limb you want to augment. | |||
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