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'''Fixing Blindness''' | '''Fixing Blindness''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's eyes. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's eyes. | ||
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'''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.''' | '''The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly ''brain surgery''.''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head. | ||
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== Implant Removal == | == Implant Removal == | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over patient's chest. | ||
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'''If it's useless, tear it out''' | '''If it's useless, tear it out''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | ||
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'''GET IT OUT OF ME!''' | '''GET IT OUT OF ME!''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||
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'''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?''' | '''Why did I eat three whole pizzas?''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||
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Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | Step 7: [[File:Cautery.png]] Close the wound with '''cautery'''. | ||
Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles (Optional) | Step 8: Feed the patient his own fat as a lesson in vicious circles. (Optional) | ||
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'''I need to disappear forever!''' | '''I need to disappear forever!''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's head to prepare for plastic surgery. | ||
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'''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body''' | '''For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body''' | ||
Step 1: Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the <s>victim</s> patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's groin. | ||
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'''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!''' | '''My god, he's a ticking timebomb!''' | ||
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table. | Step 1: [[File:OpTable.gif]] Place the patient onto the operating table. | ||
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | Step 1.5: [[File:N2Otank.png]] Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional) | ||
Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | Step 2: [[File:Drapes.png]] Place '''drapes''' over the patient's chest. | ||