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Revision as of 02:19, 12 February 2014
, 02:19, 12 February 2014Added a cynical word to emphasize the stupidity of fellow crew members, and a period where it was needed.
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Oh boy, aren't you in for a ride. You're a teacher of a class of retarded babies with knowledge in medicine. Imagine taking retards to a zoo. That's pretty much what you have to do - make sure people are resurrected or robotized, make sure the virologist doesn't cause an outbreak and make sure no one mixes up the brain freezer with the department fridge. | Oh boy, aren't you in for a ride. You're a teacher of a class of retarded babies with knowledge in medicine (hopefully). Imagine taking retards to a zoo. That's pretty much what you have to do - make sure people are resurrected or robotized, make sure the virologist doesn't cause an outbreak and make sure no one mixes up the brain freezer with the department fridge. | ||
[[File:Medbay.png|300px|thumb|alt=Medbay|link=http://puu.sh/3EEVj.png|[[Medbay|You run this shit]]]]<br> | [[File:Medbay.png|300px|thumb|alt=Medbay|link=http://puu.sh/3EEVj.png|[[Medbay|You run this shit]]]]<br> | ||
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You're most likely going to have the [[Virologist]] ask you for a Virus Crate, since you're the only one who can unlock it. Before you do, make sure the Virologist is competent by finding a vaccine for the Flu and Cold first. On rare occasions the Virologist might create a beneficial virus that he wants to release. Make sure he runs this by you and double-check his work before giving him the green light. | You're most likely going to have the [[Virologist]] ask you for a Virus Crate, since you're the only one who can unlock it. Before you do, make sure the Virologist is competent by finding a vaccine for the Flu and Cold first. On rare occasions the Virologist might create a beneficial virus that he wants to release. Make sure he runs this by you and double-check his work before giving him the green light. | ||
Overall, not a lot of eyes will be on you, so feel free to wander off and abuse your access to the bridge now and then. Just make sure to pop back in your office to check on the vital sign reports, also a good thing to do at the start of the round, is to head down to genetics and get scanned at the DNA scanner so if you die you can get cloned without needing the body | Overall, not a lot of eyes will be on you, so feel free to wander off and abuse your access to the bridge now and then. Just make sure to pop back in your office to check on the vital sign reports, also a good thing to do at the start of the round, is to head down to genetics and get scanned at the DNA scanner so if you die you can get cloned without needing the body. | ||
=== Crew Monitoring === | === Crew Monitoring === | ||