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![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in!  Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! Dominate the entire station and enact<s>The Hitler regime</s> Clown dictatorship. HONK! Have blood feuds with the mime! HONK! Have nobody take you seriously when you find an antag! HONK! Have nobody take you seriously in general! HONK! <s>Get spaced by a lynch mob</s> Have space gandalf save you from a lynch mob who wants to lynch you! HONK!Be that one fucking asshole! HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.Or, you know, pester the botanist for potency 81 weed.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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