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imported>Ricotez m (→Antagonist) |
imported>Ricotez m (→Species: Extra jokes about accessory body parts.) |
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![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]] | ![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]] | ||
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. | |Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Pray to be changed into a catgirl/boy, get changed into an actual cat instead. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common | ||
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![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]] | ![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]] | ||
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake. | |Name yourself after your gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognisable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | ||
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