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![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape.
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. Pray to be changed into a catgirl/boy, get changed into an actual cat instead.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
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![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
|Name yourself after your gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognisable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
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