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![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]] | ||
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. | |Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with the Laser Cannon. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION' | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]] | ||
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU ARE THE LAW . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carrying half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | |Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b> . Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carrying half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]] | ![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]] | ||
|Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the singularity. | |Fly around in space while your [[Station Engineer|subordinates]] burn down engineering, cut life-support to the station, and release the <s><b>KRAKEN</b></s> singularity. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | !<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard | ||
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![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]] | ||
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. | |Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a Robo Arm, Just like Skywalker! | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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