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! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence
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![[File:Human.png|50px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]]
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape.
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common
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![[File:Lizardman.png|50px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]]
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
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![[File:Plasmaman.png|50px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
![[File:Plasmaman.png|64px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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![[File:Podman.png|50px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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