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! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence | ! scope="col" style="background-color:darkgreen;" width=100|Prevalence | ||
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![[File:Human.png| | ![[File:Human.png|64px|link=Humans]]<br>[[Humans|Humans]] | ||
|Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. | |Behave like the dominant species you are. Beat skulls in with a toolbox and remind everyone that you are essentially a bald ape. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common | !<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Common | ||
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![[File:Lizardman.png| | ![[File:Lizardman.png|64px|link=Lizardperson]]<br>[[Lizardmen]] | ||
|Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake. | |Name yourself after your gimmick. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position. Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a special snowflake. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon | ||
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![[File:Plasmaman.png| | ![[File:Plasmaman.png|64px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]] | ||
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever. | |Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | ||
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![[File:Podman.png| | ![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]] | ||
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire. | |End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | !<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare | ||
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[[Category:Jobs]] | [[Category:Jobs]] | ||