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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png| | ![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]] | ||
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown. | |AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None | !<span style="display: none;">f</span>None | ||
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![[File:Generic_clown.png| | ![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]] | ||
|Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! | |Honk! Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for an all-access pass. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK! | ||
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK! | !<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK! | ||
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![[File:Generic_mime.png| | ![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]] | ||
|... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]'' | |... ''[Provide oh so sophisticated entertainment for the crew.]'' | ||
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>... | !<span style="display: none;">e</span>... | ||
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png| | ![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ||
|Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. | |Drink your holy water. Preach your religion with your all-healing bible. Drink more holy water. Attempt to hold weddings and funerals. Make people retarded with your all-healing bible. Pretend to listen. Pray to the almighty <strike>God</strike> admins. Become unable to speak a coherent sentence after emptying your holy water. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png| | ![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ||
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. | |Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png| | ![[File:Generic_lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]] | ||
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. | |Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration. | ||
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | !<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy | ||