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![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:Generic_hop.png|50px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. '''Protect Ian or die trying!'''
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, give the [[Clown]] all-access, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian or die trying!
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|50px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because '''YOU ARE THE LAW'''. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]]. Dogpile on traitors with the rest of the department while the rest of the station goes to hell, because YOU ARE THE LAW. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Generic_warden.png|50px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and '''SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER''' for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|50px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, '''EVER''' remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the clown.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
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![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:Pai.png|50px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. '''Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.'''
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Sword.gif|50px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
![[File:Sword.gif|50px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy a parapen and C4 and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement and inventory knowledge.
|Buy a parapen and C4 and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Fff.png|50px|link=Cult magic]]<br>[[Cultist]]
![[File:Fff.png|50px|link=Cult magic]]<br>[[Cultist]]
|Scribble runes.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement and inventory knowledge.
|Scribble runes.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
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![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
![[File:Changeling.gif|50px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement and inventory knowledge.
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|50px|link=Syndicate guide]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement, inventory and combat knowledge, station layout, weapons knowledge, understanding of how the AI works.
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|50px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|'''FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!'''<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement and inventory knowledge.
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
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![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
![[File:Alien.png|50px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement, inventory and combat knowledge, station layout.
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the librarian's favorite porno.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|50px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves, proceed to kill everyone anyway.<br>'''Job requirements:''' Basic movement, inventory and combat knowledge.
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves, proceed to kill everyone anyway.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:centcomofficial.png|50px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
![[File:centcomofficial.png|50px|link=Centcom Official]]<br>[[Centcom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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