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→‎Human Controlled Pun Pun!: Removed, as it encourages grief and isn't relevant.

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 Difficulty is minimal, but bar fights can get deadly if your [[Security Officer|most valued patrons]] are too drunk to intervene. People also love to murder people having a good time in the bar, especially if you start serving Beepsky Smashes.
-==Human Controlled Pun Pun!==
-Is that NPC Pun Pun too boring for you? Well now you can turn someone into Pun Pun! First take Pun Pun to genetics and get him scanned in those fancy machines. You want to scan UI+UE and SE. Inject the <strike>victim</strike> willing participant with the SE first and wait til he becomes a monkey. Second inject him with the UI+UE and tada! Player controlled Pun Pun. Take him back to the bar and have him dance on the table tops for space cash. The old Pun Pun can be given to the chef to quench the evil desires of that wretched machine of his. If you want to communicate with the new Pun Pun be sure to get a pAi. If your monkey friend is too quick to leave you don't fret! Monkeys can be handcuffed, so just handcuff him to chair. Now he can NEVER LEAVE!
 ==Tips==