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Making a fun page at my SANDBOX
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!'''Disclaimer:''' | !'''Disclaimer:''' '''THIS IS A JOKE. THIS CAN GET YOU BANNED ON YOGSTATION (MIGHT BE ALLOWED AT OTHER STATIONS WITH NO RP).''' | ||
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|headerbgcolor = #af6366 | |headerbgcolor = #af6366 | ||
|headerfontcolor = white | |headerfontcolor = white | ||
|stafftype = | |stafftype = NOT ALLOWED JOBS | ||
|imagebgcolor = #e3c9ca | |imagebgcolor = #e3c9ca | ||
|img_generic = Generic_security.png | |img_generic = Generic_security.png | ||
|img = SecurityOfficer.png | |img = SecurityOfficer.png | ||
|jobtitle = | |jobtitle = Shitcurity. | ||
|access = [[Security Office|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Prison_Wing|Holding Cells]], [[Courtroom]], Weapon Permit | |access = [[Security Office|Security]], [[Brig]], [[Prison_Wing|Holding Cells]], [[Courtroom]], Weapon Permit | ||
|additional = [[Maintenance]], [[Morgue]], [[Detective's Office]] | |additional = [[Maintenance]], [[Morgue]], [[Detective's Office]] | ||
|difficulty = Hard | |difficulty = Very Hard, be robuster than the horde of criminals! | ||
|superior = | |superior = You are over the law, everyone who resists shall get its punishment! | ||
|duties = | |duties = Follow the [[Standard Operating Procedure]] just kidding, who needs that shit! | ||
|guides = [[Guide to security]], [[ | |guides = [[Guide to security]], [[Robust]] | ||
|quote = "Who | |quote = "Who said I need to follow the space law? I am over the law. If I will see you, you will be executed for shitting. All those [[Greytider|Greytiders]] shall rot in permabrig forever!'' | ||
}} | }} | ||
Welcome to Security. Chances are that you have been assigned this job because it was the only available position other than [[Assistant]]. Since you'd rather not end up a corpse, or doubt the prospects of reassignment, you've chosen the Few, the Red, and the Despised. | Welcome to Security. Chances are that you have been assigned this job because it was the only available position other than [[Assistant]]. Since you'd rather not end up a corpse, or doubt the prospects of reassignment, you've chosen the Few, the Red, and the Despised. The shitcurity. | ||
'''Important: | '''Important: If you got no experience to Space Station 13, other than your awesome combat skills. DO play Security! You will become the law and everyone will have a bad time, because they said shit about you.''' | ||
'''Bare minimum requirements:''' | '''Bare minimum requirements:''' Be as robust as a human being possibly can. | ||
==The Peacekeeper== | ==The Peacekeeper== | ||