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# Enter the PA Room and ritually close the radiation shutters by clicking the switch next to the door. This signifies to other Engineers that shit's about to get crunk up in hurr'. | # Enter the PA Room and ritually close the radiation shutters by clicking the switch next to the door. This signifies to other Engineers that shit's about to get crunk up in hurr'. | ||
# Stand adjacent to the PA Console and interface with its infinite wisdom by clicking on it. | # Stand adjacent to the PA Console and interface with its infinite wisdom by clicking on it. | ||
# Announce to the Engineering team that you're turning on the PA, and wait a few seconds for someone object to this matrimonial union. | # Announce to the Engineering team that you're turning on the PA, and wait a few seconds for someone to object to this matrimonial union. | ||
# If no objections, marry the PA to the singularity generator by toggling the power On and setting it to level 2 using the '++' button. | # If no objections, marry the PA to the singularity generator by toggling the power On and setting it to level 2 using the '++' button. | ||
# At no point should the Engineer step between the PA and its betrothed, the singularity generator, or its offspring, the singularity. Although the holy robes of anti-radiation will protect one's soul, it is not infallible enough to protect one's entire body. Staying out of the direct glow of the PA will keep the pious Engineer safe from the radiance of the demi-gods. | # At no point should the Engineer step between the PA and its betrothed, the singularity generator, or its offspring, the singularity. Although the holy robes of anti-radiation will protect one's soul, it is not infallible enough to protect one's entire body. Staying out of the direct glow of the PA will keep the pious Engineer safe from the radiance of the demi-gods. | ||