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RNGesus decided it was time for you to steal the medal of captaincy. Luckily for you, there are OH so MANY ways to get it.
RNGesus decided it was time for you to steal the medal of captaincy. Luckily for you, there are OH so MANY ways to get it.


The best part about being a traitor geneticist is, well, everything! You can use TK and XRAY when permabrigged to get out if timed correctly (trust me, I have). You can go hulk and smash shit, you can go hulk and smash into the AI to change it's laws, you can go hulk and smash all of security into a pile of mushy red stuff. You can get cold resistance and an oxygen tank as spacesuit, giving you practical free acces to the freeform board.
The best part about being a traitor geneticist is, well, everything! You can use TK and XRAY when permabrigged to get out if timed correctly (trust me, I have). You can go hulk and smash shit, you can go hulk and smash into the AI to change laws, you can go hulk and smash all of security into a pile of mushy red stuff. You can get cold resistance and an oxygen tank as spacesuit, giving you practical free access to the freeform board.


Aside from that, you can run around being all glowy, claim to give someone superpowers, and then get a borg over to bash their heads in with a fire extinguisher! Nothing gets a good asimov more fired up then "BORGS HELP A MONKEY IN GENETICS IS REBELLING AND POINTING A GUN AT ME!".
Aside from that, you can run around being all glowy, claim to give someone superpowers, and then get a borg over to bash their heads in with a fire extinguisher! Nothing gets a good Asimov more fired up than "BORGS HELP A MONKEY IN GENETICS IS REBELLING AND POINTING A GUN AT ME!".


If you want to let your target life, by all means go ahead! Don't forget that you can inject people with tourettes, epilepsy, make them blind deaf and coughing! You can inject all of security with clumsiness, and claim that "it'll go away, in time."
If you want to let your target live, by all means go ahead! Don't forget that you can inject people with tourettes, epilepsy, make them blind, deaf and coughing! You can inject all of security with clumsiness, and claim that "it'll go away in time."


Then there is the most evil of evil evils: UI magicks. After brutaly murdering the head of security, you can stuff him into the scanner and inject yourself with his UE and UI, and no one will ever know where the geneticist went.
Then there is the most evil of evil evils: UI magicks. After brutaly murdering the head of security, you can stuff him into the scanner and inject yourself with his UE and UI, and no one will ever know where the geneticist went.


You happen to be a changeling? Oh joy, the miracle of life and random number generators! You start off with a pen full of humanizable monkeys for the unrobust, will get acces to the morgue and sucking out all the delicious bodily fluids of the limp and dead corpses! Whenever you absorb DNA and/or sting someone, you will also copy SE. What does it mean? Fine question watson. It means you can channel your changeling comrades superpowered SE into the air, and turn everyone else into honking tourette clowns with epilepsy! There is also a block to instantly cure radiation, disabillity and toxins damage: easy testing for the good geneticist.
You happen to be a changeling? Oh joy, the miracle of life and random number generators! You start off with a pen full of humanizable monkeys for the unrobust, will get access to the morgue and sucking out all the delicious bodily fluids of the limp and dead corpses! Whenever you absorb DNA and/or sting someone, you will also copy SE. What does it mean? Fine question Watson. It means you can channel your changeling comrades superpowered SE into the air, and turn everyone else into honking tourette clowns with epilepsy!
You didn't get hulked? Worry not, simply transform into yourself untill you do! A genetiling is easy mode, and extremely enjoyable.
 
You didn't get hulked? Worry not, simply transform into yourself until you do! A genetiling is easy mode, and extremely enjoyable.


Bottomline: use your creativity!
Bottomline: use your creativity!


== Cloning and speedcloning ==
== Cloning and speedcloning ==
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