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!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
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![[File:Flyperson.png|64px|link=Flyperson]]<br>[[Flyperson]]
![[File:Android.png|64px|link=Preternis]]<br>[[Preternis]]
|Annoy the chef for his cheese, vomit on his food and kill Pete because <strike>you need barf fuel</strike> muh self defense. Start getting voices in your head when you read the bee movie script over the radio. Get lynched for attacking the botanist using pest spray, and get gibbed by the chef for 'no reason'.
|Behave like a human. Get called out for being nonhuman. Attempt to become genuine companions with the AI and the borg considering you're a smashed together sack of flesh on top of a toaster. Get bashed to death when you lay a hand on a human. Eat all of the batteries in the robotics lab.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Uncommon
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
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![[File:Phytosian.png|64px|link=Phytosian]]<br>[[Phytosian]]
|Hang out in the open. Laugh at the humans because they need food to eat. Get laughed at because you can never fill in a command position.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Common
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![[File:Plasmaman.png|64px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
![[File:Plasmaman.png|64px|link=Plasmamen]]<br>[[Plasmamen]]
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
|Light the entirety of the station on fire. Be triggered by cold environments. Claim that you're a space beast that's come to kill everything, ever.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Rare
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![[File:Slimepeople.png|64px|link=Slimepeople]]<br>[[Slimepeople#Slimepeople|Slimeperson]]
|Be the specialest snowflake in xenobiology. Hang out with your <s>only</s> slime friends. Swap between bodies. Inject people with your poisonous blood.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
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![[File:Podman.png|64px|link=Podman]]<br>[[Podmen]]
|End up as mister potatohead after Genetics gets blown up and the Botanist is not stoned enough to forget he can clone too, but too stoned to do a good job. Forget that you photosynthesise and grow obese in the light. Start vegetating with relative ease. Remember that you're basically a walking matchstick well after you marched into a plasma fire.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Rare
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