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==Drones and You==
==Drones and You==
Drones are here to repair <s>your screw ups</s> damage to the station. Please provide metal and glass for them to do so.
Drones are here to repair <s>your screw ups</s> damage to the station. They are able to procure these resources on their own and may attempt to take them from your workplace. Most of the time this should not be a problem for you, but if it is, pick up the metal or glass and the drone will leave it (and you) alone.
 
Remember, drones <s>will probably glitch out and steal your shit</s> are very single-minded in their focus on their task and thus are likely to acquire supplies you need for yourself. While a recent system updates has made them capable of comprehending human speech they can not respond and depending on how their logic core is configured, they may consider listening to you saying to go away to be 'interacting' -- percussive maintenance may be required to correct the configuration.
 
The repurposed W.I.Z Inc. machine-spirit hardware in drone tech is highly susceptible to hat based emanations. <s>Stealing</s> Borrowing of hats is an unfortunate side effect of this; do not be alarmed. If the <s>glitchy little bastard</s> valued robot helper refuses to give up your headgear, wear the drone as a hat instead. Some models of drone have an inbuilt holoprojector for headgear.


The repurposed W.I.Z Inc. machine-spirit hardware in drone tech is highly susceptible to hat based emanations. <s>Stealing</s> Borrowing of hats is an unfortunate side effect of this; do not be alarmed. If the <s>glitchy little bastard</s> valued robot helper refuses to give up your headgear, wear the drone as a hat instead.


Remember, drones <s>will probably glitch out and steal your shit</s> are very single-minded in their focus on their task and thus are likely to acquire supplies you need for yourself. While a recent system updates has made them capable of comprehending human speech they can not respond and depending on how their logic core is configured, they may consider listening to you saying to go away to be 'interacting' -- percussive maintenance may be required to correct the configuration.




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