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 '''Lizardmen are a race.
-Obviously they have green skin.
+Obviously they have <s>green</s> multicolored skin. They attack with their claws to slash and hack people. They alss-s-sso tend to talk funny (like Xemo) and have weird names (like Eats-The-Lemons).
+<s>To become a lizardman you must first become a janitor/botanist and then beg the Gods to change you into a lesser form, to which you belong. If you show enough humbleness and torture yourself a little, the Gods may answer</s> Lizardmen are now a playable race! You can choose your race, lizard color and appearance on the player panel.
-They attack with their claws to slash and hack people.
+Note that as a lizard, the AI does not consider you human and is not obligated to listen to you. Also, [[Captain|certain]] [[Head of Personnel|crew members]] will show you depths of racism previously reserved for the clown. But hey, special snowflake colors!
-They alss-s-sso tend to talk funny.
-Like Xemo.
-To become a lizardman you must first become a janitor/botanist and then beg the Gods to change you into a lesser form, to which you belong. If you show enough humbleness and torture yourself a little, the Gods may answer.
 [[Category:Backstory]]