Guide to food and drinks: Difference between revisions

![[File:burger.png|50px]]

!Burger

| If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon in the microwave it will color the burger.

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![[File:brainburger.png|50px]]

!Brain Burger

| Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains.

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![[File:clownburger.png|50px]]

!Clown Burger

| Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[clown|nemesis]].

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![[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]

!Mime Burger

| Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.

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![[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]

!Tofu Burger

| Melts your face!

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![[File:spell.png|50px]]

!Spell Burger

| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.

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![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]

!Xenoburger

| Ali-yum!

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![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]

!Jelly Burger

| My insides are burning!

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![[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]

!Ghost Burger

| Terror-ifficly tasty.

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![[File:Appendixburger.png|50px]]

!Appendix Burger

|Tastes like appendicitis

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![[File:bigbite.png|50px]]

!Big Bite Burger

| Forget the Big Mac.

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![[File:superbite.png|50px]]

!Super Bite Burger

| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.

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![[File:bread.png|50px]]

!{{anchor|Bread}}Bread

| Sliceable.

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![[File:meatbread.png|50px]]

!Meatbread

| Sliceable.

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![[File:tofubread.png|50px]]

!Tofu-Bread

| Sliceable.

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![[File:xbread.png|50px]]

!Xeno-bread

| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.

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![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|50px]]

!Spider Meatloaf

| Sliceable. Green but delicious.

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![[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]

!Banana-nut Bread

| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.

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![[File:creambread.png|50px]]

!Cream Cheese Bread

| Sliceable.

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![[File:baguette.png|50px]]

!Baguette

| The mimes favorite.

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![[File:Jellytoast.png|50px]]

!Jelly Toast

| As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!

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![[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]

!Margherita Pizza

| Sliceable.

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![[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]

!Mushroom Pizza

| Sliceable.

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![[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]

!Meat Pizza

| Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.

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![[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]

!Vegetable Pizza

| Sliceable.

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![[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]

!{{anchor|Spaghetti}}Spaghetti

|The main ingredient for spaghetti recipes.

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![[File:copypasta.gif|50px]]

!Copypasta

| Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.

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![[File:Clownsoup.png|50px]]

!Clown's Tears

| Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.

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![[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]

!Wish Soup

| Make you wish the chef could cook.

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![[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]

!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich

| Slightly toxic.

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![[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]

!Cuban Carp

| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.

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![[File:Ffish.png|50px]]

!Fish Fingers

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![[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]

!Carp Sashimi

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![[File:meatstake.png|50px]]

!{{anchor|Meat Steak}}Meat Steak

| Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?

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![[File:Spiderleg.png|50px]]

!Boiled Spider Leg

| Well, may as well make it useful!

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![[File:pie.gif|50px]]

!Banana Cream Pie

| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.

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![[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]

!Berry Clafoutis

| It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!

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![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]

!Meatpies

| Made of people, or not?

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![[File:meatpies.png|50px]]

!Tofu Pie

| Made of plants, or not?

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![[File:xpie.png|50px]]

!Xeno-pie

| A delicious end to the xeno threat.

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![[File:applepie.png|50px]]

!Apple Pie

| The traditional dessert.

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![[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]

!Cherry Pie

| "To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan

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![[File:Amapie.png|50px]]

!Amanita Pie

| Only slightly toxic, really!

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![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]

!Pumpkin Pie

|Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.

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![[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]

!Plump Pie

| Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!

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![[File:Gtart.png|50px]]

!Golden Apple Tart

| Tastes like chaos!

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![[File:regularcake.png|50px]]

!Vanilla Cake

| Slicable and <s>boring</s> vanilla flavored.

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![[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]

!Carrot Cake

| Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.

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![[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]

!Cheese Cake

| Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>

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![[File:birthday.png|50px]]

!Birthday Cake

| Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.

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![[File:applecake.png|50px]]

!Apple Cake

| Sliceable.  

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![[File:Braincake.png|50px]]

!Brain Cake

| Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.

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![[File:Orangecake.png|50px]]

!Orange Cake

| Sliceable.

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![[File:Limecake.png|50px]]

!Lime Cake

| Sliceable.

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![[File:Lemoncake.png|50px]]

!Lemon Cake

| Sliceable.

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![[File:Choccake.png|50px]]

!Chocolate Cake

| Sliceable.

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![[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]

!Cheese Fries

| Tasty, tasty cheese fries.

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![[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]

!Warm Donk Pocket

| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.

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![[File:donut.png|50px]]

!Donut

| Security members recover morale quickly with these.

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![[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]

!Jelly Donut

| Security members recover more morale with these.

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![[File:donut1.gif|50px]]

!Chaos Donuts

| Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.

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![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]

!Soylent Green

| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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![[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]

!Soylen Viridians

| SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!

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![[File:waffles.png|50px]]

!Waffles

| Like pancakes with syrup traps.

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![[File:roffle.png|50px]]

!Roffle Waffles

| Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.

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![[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]

!Fortune Cookie

| Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.

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![[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]

!Sugar Cookie

| Just like your little sister used to make.

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![[File:muffin.png|50px]]

!Muffin

| Muffin!

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![[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]

!Berry Muffin

|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.

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![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|50px]]

!Booberry Muffin

| My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!

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![[File:cracker.png|50px]]

!Cracker

| Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"

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![[File:pretzel.png|50px]]

!Poppy Pretzel

| Heals brute damage with opium!

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![[File:Biscuit.png|50px]]

!Plump Biscuits

| The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.

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![[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]

!Monkey's Delight

| EE EEE!

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![[File:Wrap.png|50px]]

!Egg Wrap

| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.

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![[File:Meatbun.png|50px]]

!Meat Bun

| Has the potential to not be Dog.

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![[File:Waffle_Cone.png|50px]]

!{{anchor|Waffle Cone}}Waffle Cone

| Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.

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