Surgery

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All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.

Surgical Tools

Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.


Surgical Procedures

For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's picture to see its name. Next to the items are the success rates.

General

Step 1: Operating Table Place the patient onto the operating table.

  • If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing every step will be reduced.

Step 1.5: Sleeping Agent (Optional) Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep.

Step 2: Drapes Bedsheet Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.

Step 3: Help Intent Switch to help intent.

Step 4: Target Aim at the appropriate body part (important!).

Step 5: Scalpel Do the surgery.

Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.


Appendectomy

Appendix
Inflamed appendix
Appendix burger

If it's useless, tear it out.

Hud target crotch.gif Crotch

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: cut the skin. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract tissue. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Scalpel Scalpel: sever the appendix. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 5: Hands Bare hands: pull out the appendix.
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
  • Cures appendicitis.
  • Prevents it in the future, too.


Brain Removal

Brain
MMI

The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.

Hud target head.gif Head

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Circular Saw Circular Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Changeling's Arm Blade (75%)
Step 5: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the brain. Crowbar (55%)

Putting a brain back in:

Step 1: Operating Table Place the patient onto the operating table.

Step 2: Brain Cram their brain back into their skull.

Step 3: Cloning Pod Usually, you take the body to be cloned.

Xenomorph variant

Alien brain
File:MMI alien.png
MMI with alien brain
Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Circular Saw Circular Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Changeling's Arm Blade (75%)
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Circular Saw Circular Saw: saw through the skull. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Changeling's Arm Blade (75%)
Step 5: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the brain. Crowbar (55%)

Cavity Implant

Flashlight is commonly implanted

My god, he's a ticking timebomb!

File:Hud target torso.gif Chest

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 5: Hands Place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.
Step 6: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
  • Tiny and small items can be implanted.
  • Implanting a flashlight allows the patient to toggle it on or off.

Eye Surgery

Fixing blindness.

Hud target eyes.gif Eyes

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%)Wirecutters (35%)
Step 3: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 4: Hemostat Hemostat: fix the patient's eyes. Screwdriver (45%) Pen (25%)
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: mend the incision. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
  • This fixes all damage done to eyes, except genetic.
  • Failing the step 4 will cause 100 brain damage to the patient.

Gender Reassignment

For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.

Hud target crotch.gif Crotch

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: reshape the patient's... body. Hatchet (oh god) (50%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Cautery Cautery: mend the incision. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
Step 5: (Optional) Perform plastic surgery to acquire a new gender appropriate name.
  • Failing step 3 will make patient's gender ambiguous.

Implant Removal

Removes this

File:Hud target torso.gif Chest

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Hemostat Hemostat: extract the implant. Crowbar (65%)
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
  • Extracts loyalty, tracking, chemical, explosive implants and such.

Limb Augmentation

Cyborg head
Cyborg torso
Cyborg arm

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Hud target head.gifFile:Hud target torso.gifHud target left leg.gifHud target right leg.gifHud target left arm.gifHud target right arm.gif Head, chest, legs, arms

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 0: Create the cyborg limb(s) using an Exosuit Fabricator.
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Scalpel Scalpel: sever the muscles. Wirecutters (55%)
Step 5: Circular Saw Circular Saw: cut through the bone. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Changeling's Arm Blade (75%)
Step 7: Cyborg limb: augment the limb.
  • The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
  • Augmenting torso heals appendicitis and removes xeno larva.
  • Robot limbs are tougher. They need welding to "heal" brute damage and wires for burn.

Lipoplasty

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You get this

Hud target chest.gif Chest

Why did I eat three whole pizzas?

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Hemostat Hemostat: clamp bleeders. Wirecutters (60%) Cable (15%)
Step 3: Circular Saw Circular Saw: cut up the fat. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%)
Step 4: Retractor Retractor: remove the fat. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)

Plastic Surgery

Hud target head.gif Head

I need to disappear forever!

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 3: Scalpel Scalpel: alter the patient's appearance. Kitchen Knife (50%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 4: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)
  • Can also be used to restore damaged, unrecognizable face, in which case it won't chance appearance.

Xenomorph Removal

Facehugger
Larva

Hud target chest.gif Chest

GET IT OUT OF ME!!

Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Retractor Retractor: retract the skin. Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%)
Step 3: Circular Saw Circular Saw: cut through the bone. Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Changeling's Arm Blade (75%)
Step 4: Hemostat Hemostat: pull out the larva. Spade (65%) Mini Hoe (50%) Crowbar (35%)
Step 5: Cautery Cautery: seal the wound. Welder (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%)

Slime Core Removal

A slime
Procedure Ghetto Analogues
Step 1: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 2: Scalpel Scalpel: make an incision again. Kitchen Knife (65%) Shard (45%)
Step 3: Circular Saw Circular Saw: extract the core. Crowbar (100%)
  • Step 3 must be repeated for every core if slime has several.
  • Mostly obsolete with existence of slime grinder, but still possible.