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|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
|Mine rocks, and attempt to mine monsters. Deliver materials to [[Science]] in exchange for cool stuff. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when Goliaths crush your skeleton to dust. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. Fall into a chasm and die.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
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![[File:MiningMedic.png|64px|link=Mining Medic]][[File:Generic Miningmedic.png|link=Mining Medic]]<br>[[Mining Medic]]
|Insist that the miners keep their suit sensors on so you can pinpoint them. Laugh at them when they die to the locals and are lost forever because they never turned their sensors on or watch as the crew pinpointer turns into a question mark as they fall into a chasm.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]][[File:Chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
|Cook delicious meals from questionably sourced spare meat. Make burgers stacked higher than the ceiling of the station. [[Critters#Pets|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
![[File:Clerk.png|64px|link=Clerk]]<br>[[Clerk]]
|Steal whatever you can from your fellow crew members and sell it back to them for a pretty penny. Fend off the angry hordes of said crew members when they rightfully start taking their stuff back.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy
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![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]][[File:Lawyer.png|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation. Litigate for every falsely accused inmate that Security drags in by [[Space Law]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
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!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Assistant.png|64px]]<br>Obsessed
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Obsessed]]<br>[[Obsessed]]
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
|Become completely obsessed with a certain someone on the station. Get jealous of their coworkers, so you kill them. Stalk and hug the person you are obsessed with, and then probably kill them as well.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
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! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland|Lavaland Role]]
![[File:Ashwalker.png]]<br>[[Lavaland#Sentient Life|Lavaland Role]]
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.
|Kill anything in your way and bring bodies back to your nest. Die to the sudden inhospitably of your home.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.
|Turn on the DOOM soundtrack and get to work. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping. Turn the Clown into blood mist with your Mateba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
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![[File:Clownsquad.png|64px|link=HONK Squad]]<br>[[HONK Squad|HONK Squad Officer]]
|You have been sent in due to a HONK-mergency. You must give the station HONKs.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>HONK!
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