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Revision as of 11:49, 22 June 2014
All surgery requires the set of medical tools in the Operating Theatre, along with a table (a surgical table gives no negative results). For the most part, only medical doctors and the Chief Medical Officer can perform advanced surgery.
Surgical Tools
Information about every tool used in surgery can be found here.
Surgical Procedures
For every step there are ghetto analogues. Using them lowes chances of performing a step correctly, wounding your patient. Hover your cursor over the item's name to see the chances.
General
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table.
- If there is no table, you can use: any table (80%), any bed (70%), ask them to lie on the floor (50%). Chances of successfully completing [i]every[/i] step will be reduced.
Step 1.5: Use a tank of anesthetic and a breath mask to make your patient sleep. (Optional)
Step 2: Switch to help intent.
Step 3: Aim at the appropriate body part (Important!)
Step 4: Place drapes or bedsheet over the part of body you are operating.
Step 6: Wake up the patient and kick them out.
Eye Surgery
Fixing blindness.
Brain Surgery
The nerds next door may be doing rocket science, but hey, it's not exactly brain surgery.
Putting a brain back in:
Step 1: Place the patient onto the operating table.
Step 2: Cram their brain back into their skull.
Step 3: Usually, you take the body to be cloned.
Xenomorph Brain Surgery
Implant Removal
Appendectomy
If it's useless, tear it out.
Xenomorph Removal
GET IT OUT OF ME!!
Procedure | Ghetto analogues |
Step 1: Drapes over the patient's chest. | Bedsheet |
Step 2: Scalpel: cut the skin. | Kitchen knife (65%) Shard (45%) |
Step 3: Retractor: retract tissue. | Screwdriver (45%) Wirecutters (35%) |
Step 4: Saw: cut through the chest. | Hatchet (35%) Butcher's Knife (25%) Arm blade (75%) |
Step 5: Hemostat: pull out the larva. | Spade (65%) File:Minihoe.png (50%) (35%) |
Step 6: Cautery: seal the wound. | Welding tool (70%) Lighter (45%) Match (20%) |
Lipoplasty
Why did I eat three whole pizzas?
Plastic Surgery
I need to disappear forever!
Gender Reassignment
For when something other than xeno scum is trapped in your body.
Cavity Implant
My god, he's a ticking timebomb!
Augmentation
We can rebuild him... We have the technology.
Note: The head, torso, arms, and legs can all be augmented.
Ghetto Surgery
It is possible to perform surgery with improvised items, but the chance to complete each step will greatly decrease.
If you can't find an operating table, have no fear, you can fix someone up anywhere! Any table or bed will do, and even the floor if you have no other choice. It will reduce the chance of successfully completing a step, however.
Lipoplasty
Step 5: Slice up the fat with the hatchet (35%) / butcher's cleaver (25%).
Step 6: Remove the fat with the screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%)
Plastic Surgery
Step 4: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to retract the skin around the incision.
Step 5: Use a kitchen knife (50%) / wirecutters (35%) to alter the patient's appearance.
Gender Reassignment
Step 5: Use the hatchet (oh my God) (50%) / wirecutters (35%) to carefully reshape the patient's... body.
Cavity Implant
Step 5: Use a screwdriver (45%) / wirecutters (35%) to pull back the skin.
Step 6: Use a kitchen knife (65%) / shard (45%) to cut through to a cavity.
Step 7: Carefully place an item in the cavity / Use your hands to check for items in the cavity.