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| Welcome to Telescience, the room where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for [[Beyond the impossible|legitimate purposes]].
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| =Tha' Hell is This New Fangled Telescience Stuff That Runs on That Electricial-Tricity?=
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| [[File:Telescience_room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience_room|link=Telescience|The Telescience Lab]]
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| Telescience is a single room at the south end of the Research department hallway.
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| This area focuses on teleportation, both sending and receiving. It is equipped with a [[Telepad]], a secure room to teleport people and things in and out of, and several handheld [[GPS]] readers.
| | Welcome to Telescience, the room where you teleport things/people/bombs you aren't supposed to have into places said things/people/bombs aren't supposed to be, or use it for legitimate purposes. |
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| Telescience is imprecise, but potentially extremely useful. Try teleporting GPSs to see where they go, and then from there you can move objects or people back and forth from your lab. Like all science rooms, experimentation is key!
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| | ===Whatcha have and watcha need=== |
| | [[File:Telescience_room.png|thumb|515px|alt=Telescience_room|link=Telescience|The Telescience Lab.]] |
| | *5 [[File:Global Positioning System.gif]] GPS (kinda useless. Good for R&D) |
| | *5 Telescience Beacon |
| | *1 [[File:Screwdriver tool.png]] Screwdriver, [[File:Multitool.png]] Multitool, [[File:Wrench.png]] Wrench, [[File:Crowbar.png]] Crowbar |
| | *1 [[File:Teleporter Control Console.gif]] Telepad Control Console |
| | *1 [[File:Telescience.gif]] Telepad |
| | *1 Stack of paper for your <s>talismans</s> notes complete with a folder and pen |
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| ===Holy Shit, I Will be the Ruler of Space and Time!=== | | ===Holy Shit, I Will be the Ruler of Space and Time!=== |
| A word of warning. Telescience requires '''math'''. Of course, as a scientist, you have a good understanding of mathematical knowledge and projectile trajectory, [[Beyond the impossible|right]]?
| | Not yet. To set up you have to |
| | | # Open the Telepad's server panel with the screwdriver and load up it's buffer with the multitool. |
| The telepad console has 4 settings:
| | # Load up the buffer into the Telepad Control Console with said Multitool. |
| *Bearing (measured in degrees, can be changed from 0 to 360)
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| *Elevation (measured in degrees, can be changed from 0 to 90)
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| *Power (measured in integer units, can be changed from 10 to 100 provided you have enough [[Bluespace Crystal|Bluespace Crystals]] at hand, from 10 to 20 by default)
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| *Sector (defines the z-level which we are beaming to or from, default is 1, corresponding to the main station z-level).
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| Together, these 4 settings define the coordinates whatever or whoever is on the telepad will find themselves after you push the Send button on the console via the following equation:
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| * (destination X, destination Y) = (telepad X + distance * sin(bearing)),(telepad Y + distance * cos(bearing))
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| * distance = (2*(power*sin(elevation)/10)*(power*cos(elevation)) = (power^2)*sin(2*elevation)/10
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| In dummytalk, Bearing specifies a direction from the telepad (with 0 being North, 90 - East, 180 - South and 270 - West) and Elevation and Power specify how far from the telepad the target will travel.
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| ===How to Rip a Hole in the Fabric of Space and Time Itself to [[Beyond the impossible|Perform Useful Duties]]===
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| At round start, the telepad will be calibrated. That means the following: the Bearing setting will be offset to a random value between -10 and 10 degrees, and the Power setting will be offset randomly from -4 to 0. At this point, there are somewhere between 30 and 40 uses before it will have to be re-calibrated. Every time the crystals are re-calibrated, the remaining uses until calibration is needed again will be a random number between 30 and 40. When recalibrating, the bearing and power offsets will be re-rolled. These values do not stack, so they will always be within these ranges. To find out these offsets, you will need those little gizmos called [[GPS]]. The round starts with a number of them on the table in the [[Telescience Lab]]. Grab two, place one on the telepad and the other in your pocket.
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| |name = [[Global Positioning System]]
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| |image = Global Positioning System.gif
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| '''Now this next part requires some math and a calculator supporting square roots and inverse trigonometric functions, specifically asin() and atan().''' If you're incapable of math, ask yourself what the hell are you doing in the Research Division of the most high-tech space station ever built, and apply to [[Head of Personnel]] for the [[Clown]]'s job.
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| First, let's find the power offset. It is most simply done by setting elevation to 45. Elevation set to 45 sets the sin(2*elevation) to 1 so the equation for the distance simplifies to (power^2)/10. For example if you teleport something with power 20, it should be (20^2)/10 = 40 tiles away. That's where the power offset comes in, as the GPS will actually be in ((power-offset)^2)/10, so, using the previous example and if the offset is, say, -4, the GPS will be actually ((20-4)^2)/10 = (16^2)/10 = 25.6 (rounded to 26) tiles away. So, to find out the power offset, you need to teleport the GPS with 45 elevation and see how far away it actually flies. Let's designate the GPS coordinates as X and Y, and the telepad coordinates as Xt and Yt. Then the formula for the distance from the telepad to the GPS is:
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| *distance = sqrt((Xt - X)^2 + (Yt - Y)^2)
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| and the equation for actually finding the offset is:
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| *((power-offset)^2)/10 = distance, therefore (power-offset)^2 = distance*10, therefore '''power-offset = sqrt(distance*10)'''.
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| So, to recollect, to find the power offset you need to:
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| *Teleport the GPS with settings 0 bearing, 45 elevation, 20 power.
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| *Using another GPS find out how far did it go in both x and y directions (say, it travelled X tiles on x axis and Y on y axis).
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| *Calculate the distance from the telepad to the GPS as sqrt(X^2 + Y^2)
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| *Multiply it by 10 and extract sqare root.
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| *What you see at your calc now is power minus offset. As the power was set to 20, to find offset, you need to substract the number you've got from 20. So, for example, if you got roughly 17, the offset is 3 (remember it can be only integer).
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| |name = [[Telepad]]
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| Now, to find the bearing offset. When you teleported the GPS, you might've noticed it didn't go precisely north, although the bearing was set to 0. The bearing offset is to blame. Once again, assume the GPS travelled X tiles west and Y tiles north. Then, by dividing X by Y, you get the tangent of the offset angle, and the angle itself can be calculated as '''offset = atan(X/Y)''' (it's also integer, so feel free to round). Given the GPS travelled '''west''', that will be a positive offset that will be added to your bearing, so you have to compensate by substracting it from the bearing you will be setting. Inversly, if the GPS has gone '''east''', the offset is negative and you need to add it to the bearing.
| | That was easy wasn't it? Don't forget to close the Telepad! |
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| Congratulations! Now that you know both offsets, you can teleport anything with some deadly precision or steal some high-secure items in the most stealthy fashion without having anyone see the GPS tools dancing around! So, how do you put that knowledge to use? Let's assume you want to teleport something X tiles west and Y tiles north. First, you again need to find the distance as '''sqrt(X^2 + Y^2)''' (let's designate it '''D'''). Now, set the power setting so that '''((power-offset)^2)/10''' (let's designate that number as '''Dmax''') was greater than your distance. (If you can't, you need to find you more bluespace crystals). Now, once the power is set, you need to adjust the bearing. '''Divide D by Dmax'''. As Dmax is greater, you'll get a number less than 1. You need to '''calculate the inverse sine from that number and then divide it by 2'''. In one formula,
| | The nice image you see on the right is what you'll operate to finally rule space and time. |
| *elevation = (asin(D/Dmax))/2.
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| Now to set the bearing, you'll need to calculate '''atan(Y/X)'''. You'll get a number between 0 and 90, which will be your bearing plus(or minus) offset '''but only if you're sending north and west!''' To send something along the same distances on X and Y, but in the other direction, you'll need to add a multiple of 90 degrees to it. So:
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| *To send north and west, don't add anything.
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| *To send south and west, add 90.
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| *To send south and east, add 180.
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| *To send north and east, add 270.
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| Now compensate for the bearing offset, punch those numbers in the computer and hit that Send (or Recieve) button! If you're not miscalculated and everything was done right, you should now have DAT FUKKEN DISK on the telepad or a maximum-yield bomb at the AI core. Enjoy your near-omnipotence, you've truly deserved it.
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| |name = [[Bluespace Crystal]]
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| Sadly, every 30 to 40 teleportations (roughly) the [[Telepad]] will '''fizzle'''. This means you need to click Recalibrate and start from step 1. Learn to recalibrate quickly, or you may end up in a heap of trouble.
| | Each beacon has a random identifier which you can rename through the computer to your liking or using a pen directly. |
| | The idea is to '''Send''' and '''Recieve''' to and from the beacon. |
| | The nice X and Y you see there are the cardinal points, duh, and the center is the beacon. |
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| Leave handy beacons around the station, and GPS units at interesting locations in space, and you can easily find them again. It's worth putting something down in the [[Medbay]] so you can quickly send the wounded and the dead there.
| | If you send someting it will always get whatever is on top of the telepad into the beacon, considering cardinal points. |
| | Say, you '''send''' a banana peel X: -3, you teleport it 3 tiles to the left of wherever the beacon is. |
| | If you recieve something is will always land on top of the telepad. |
| | Say, you '''recieve''' a prisoner that's 2 tiles on top of the beacon. You need X:0 Y:2. You get the idea |
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| Also, note that the maximum radius you can reach is proportional to power squared, so, with so much as three or four extra crystals, your reach extends immensely. Just insert them into the console and higher power will become available. This also amplifies the recharge time between teleports and the energy the telepad consumes from the room's APC.
| | [[File:Telescience console.png|thumb|600px|alt=Telescience_Consode|ugly.]] |
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| ===Challenges for the Robust in All of Us=== | | ===Advanced Slightly Traitorious Telescience=== |
| # Be useful and teleport dead bodies to Genetics for cloning, or injured crew straight to Medbay for treatment!
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| # Teleport an Engineering Cyborg straight to a hull breach!
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| # Borrow all the Chef's donuts!
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| # Teleport the last remaining revhead into the Brig for ''implanting''!
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| # Find the remaining Bananium ore and construct a H.O.N.K. mech for the Clown!
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| # Teleport the Nuclear Device around during a Nuclear Operatives -round! Bonus points if it's right after they stick in DAT FUKKEN DISK and before they input the code! Double bonus points for teleporting it to the derelict!
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| # Teleport a bomb onto a malfunctioning AI's core!
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| # Teleport the [[Woody's Got Wood|WGW]] reader into LORD SINGULOTH!
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| | *Get a pAI. It can use the console and save you in a pinch. Plus is fun for the other player |
| | *Learn the station layout so you get that sweet locker in a few tries |
| | *The Advanced Telescience Beacon is better |
| | *The room has all the tools to move the machine and computer |
| | *Hire an assistant and turn him into an space explorer |
| | *Achieve an inhumane level of cooperation and give a beacon to a miner, build ORM in the lab and you are everyone's best friend. |
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| [[Category:Guides]] | | [[Category:Guides]] |
GPS (kinda useless. Good for R&D)
Screwdriver, 
Multitool, 
Wrench, 
Crowbar
Telepad Control Console
Telepad
